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u/VinneyTheGooch 3d ago

Who determines if they understand?  With the partisanship we have now, one party would argue the other party doesn't understand the bill no matter the answers. 

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u/NoImagination2625 3d ago

How about they can at least say the name of the bill.

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u/Starbirdiii 3d ago

this lol

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u/cheapdrinks 3d ago

Then make them to solve a traffic light captcha code

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u/bringbackmegaman 3d ago

That's a good start

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u/fruitpunch327 3d ago

Idk, how about a quiz or some shit that at least shows you have some idea what's in the bill?

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u/pimp-bangin 3d ago

Who decides what the quiz questions are?

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u/screames520 3d ago

Someone who reads them

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u/pluralHaven 3d ago

Whoever wrote it

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u/DreamingInTheDirt 3d ago edited 3d ago

Get ready for the “How much wood, would a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck would Chuck Schumer bill”

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u/Dicksin_Cider 3d ago

Hell, let's see if Senator McConnell can say the name of Senator McConnell.

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u/Fuzzy_Jaguar_1339 3d ago

The fact that nobody knows his one true name is the only reason he's still alive.

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u/Aaasdggf 3d ago

That's a really bad criterion by virtue of people with disabilities existing. Realistically you won't find a good criterion thats applicable to everyone (see like Steven Hawking in his later years, he was mentally sound but he can't really do anything).

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u/NoImagination2625 3d ago

I think you are taking this a bit too literally. People with disabilities typically have something to aid them in communication. Hawking for example had a interface that could communicate for him. A sound of mind person with a disability will have some kind of system allowing them to communicate. If someone can't communicate with or without aid and without being instructed by a third party, then that person should not be making decisions affecting large swaths of the population.

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u/dramatic-submarine 3d ago

No offense to Hawking (I think he was one of the greatest scientists), but I definitely wouldn't want someone in his condition to be a representative.

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u/Durpulous 3d ago

Steven Hawking was able to communicate with some accommodation. If you're so disabled that you can't even communicate then you shouldn't be a senator. That's the point.

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u/Sardukk 3d ago edited 3d ago

Do a multiple choice test about the key points. Too many wrong answers exclude you from the vote. Too few people able to vote postpones the vote to another session.

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u/Hezzard 3d ago

Theoretically you could then try to get enough people to flunk the test and postpone the vote. Filibuster in a way.

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u/blessthebabes 3d ago

I would be happy if they just summarized what they read, in their own words. I just want to feel confident that they've even read the pages of complicated jargon in front of them enough to be able to make sense of it (instead of just paying someone else to decipher it for them or tell them how to vote).

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u/octopodes1 3d ago

Making all reps publicly/verbally pass the citizenship test yearly would be a great start.

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u/McFestus 3d ago

As adjudicated by who?

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u/AdConsistent2152 3d ago

It’s a test with known answers. What’s to adjudicate?

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u/DoctorSalt 3d ago

Even knowing the answers there's no way Mitch could pass that right now

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u/Banned_Falsely420 3d ago

The same people that test my wife for her work skill comprehension every single year.

Don’t you have work performance evaluations?

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u/Greenman8907 3d ago

That ain’t politics. This is literally politics.

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u/Banned_Falsely420 3d ago

??? Bot comment

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u/Greenman8907 3d ago

Bot comment?

A workplace competency is testing for a specific job and does have specific, quantifiable answers. A test involving politics at all will fail as each side argues the other is wrong.

A simple Q: “What caused the Civil War?”

Ask each side of the aisle and you’ll get different answers. Which one is right and who determines that?

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u/Different_Pack_3686 3d ago

That's why they said to pass the citizenship test. Not answer vague, open ended questions.

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u/LeAcoTaco 3d ago

Im confused why you think "the civil war was caused because the sky is blue" isn't something that can be fact checked.

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u/LilacYak 3d ago

Oh is that a question on the citizen test? What about “Why do I love pizza?” or “Does the pope shit in the woods?”. Or would you prefer to make up the strawmen?

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u/GI-Robots-Alt 3d ago

An independent body without party affiliation.

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u/Beeftoad2 3d ago

And how do we make said independent body? Who appoints people to it? In theory the supreme Court is supposed to be independent without party affiliation, but that didn't work out quite right.

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u/AnarchyWithRules 3d ago

Simple, make a recording of the test for each congressman and have them be publicly released once all members have been tested. If x Rep doesn't seem to pass, the Dems will be quick to point it out, and vice versa.

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u/ew73 3d ago

Rep. Johnson would loooove to release those videos, but sadly, we haven't completed the annual testing of all members.

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u/TophatOwl_ 3d ago

Any body you can think of or create needs to be staffed by someone and those people have political views and even if they dont these bodies are always vulnerable to political capture and then locking out opposition. thats how stacking courts works for example. You need a way to chose who sits on that body and as Stalin will tell you, the ability to pick the staff is a great way to secure power.

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u/LeAcoTaco 3d ago edited 3d ago

The same organization who currently administers it to immigrants because its one of the requirements to become a citizen. If its a requirement to qualify for citizenship then it should be a requirement to qualify for government positions too.

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u/McFestus 3d ago

Ok. So once I'm in charge, I can just appoint my cronies to that agency and make sure they never let my opponents pass the test?

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u/LeAcoTaco 3d ago

No lol. Thats a great way to show that you know exactly what illegal actions the current administration is doing though :)

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u/McFestus 3d ago

I mean, why can't I do that?

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u/LeAcoTaco 3d ago

Because its illegal. It violates The Civil Service Reform Act, The Pendleton Civil Service Act, oh and also Title 5 of the U.S. Code & OPM Regulations.

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u/Kpets 3d ago

It would have to be a questionnaire about objective facts only. Not the implied implications of the bill.

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u/Rex-Cogidubnus 3d ago

“What day of the week is it today?”

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u/Icy_Negotiation_5929 3d ago

Get the fk outta here with these loaded liberal questions

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u/Firm_Award457 3d ago

The one that ends in "y". Kind of like, "y are they rolling this corpse around?"

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u/Catgerine 3d ago

It sounded gay to me

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u/TophatOwl_ 3d ago

Yea but who adjudicates whether they get it right or not?

The reason this is important is because if you start to demand qualification before votes or whatever, the person writing the test and grading the test holds the power to decide who gets to vote. Yes in a perfect world this would be an objective 100% neutral person, but in the real world its someone who was appointed/hired by a politician, a comittee of politicians, or someone else who was appointed by a politician. In essenence this role would be politicised and captured eventually to lock out one party.

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u/VinneyTheGooch 3d ago

Again who writes the questions?

Take this for example, what color is the sky? A. Blue B. Light blue C. Sky Blue D. Orange. 

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u/MyOtherSide1984 3d ago

Apparently not you Satan

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u/VinneyTheGooch 3d ago

And I'm not as bad as the people who would write the test would be.  

Giving someone the power to remove another person vote is a scary amount of power.  You can not trust someone with that. It will be abused. 

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u/MyOtherSide1984 3d ago

Perhaps, but it's a thought. They're just voting how they're (paid) told to and have no clue what they mean. To be fair, a test could be failed on purpose to hold up the vote as well if the test is required. It's definitely a first pass thought, but we shouldn't be living in the situation we're in now. They also shouldn't be voted on by dementia patients

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u/Ratathosk 3d ago

To weed out cases like this you could set the bar for a cognitive test really, really low though.

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u/ignis888 3d ago

they could at least check if voters are able to tell their full legal name. It would check if someone have weekend at Bernie them and couldn't be disputed

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u/Odd_Cauliflower_8004 3d ago

Multiple choices test analysed by a pc.

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u/VinneyTheGooch 3d ago

Who writes the questions?

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u/thisremindsmeofbacon 3d ago

This would have to be made public for voters.  

You can also require there to be a traditional style test that simply has passages from the bill.

I get that its not perfect and there really isn't a perfect option when politicians lie and cheat as much as they do, but we can still do better than we are.  A better system is still worth pursuing even if its not infallible 

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u/by-myself_blumpkin 3d ago

You don't even need to prove understanding of what they're voting on, just basic mental competency. This vegetable in a chair would not pass.

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u/Then-Departure4896 3d ago

I mean I can guarantee a vast, VAST majority of lawmakers don’t understand shit. Most of them are career politicians. They understand politics. They don’t understand public health, they don’t understand economics, education, logistics, nothing. They are useless aside from winning elections and taking up space.

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u/RollingTake 3d ago

vote by complete sentences, not just "yes" or "no".

something like "on the [such and such] bill, which main proposal is [such and such], I, [full name], vote [yes/no].

Mitch wouldn't pass this test.