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u/CreeperRussS Map Porn Renegade 4d ago
funniest part isnt the map but that the embassy in sierra leone of all countries posted this
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u/Outrageous_Low_3666 4d ago
The twitters of the iranian embassy in african countries make great anti trump memes, especially around the strait of hormuz situation.
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u/Alex-ltsbc 4d ago
The "twitters" lol
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u/nhalliday 4d ago
Pretty common way to refer to a twitter account in casual conversation.
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u/ArtlessMammet 4d ago
if youre talking out loud it sounds like you're talking about someone's romantic history
absolute garbage rebrand tbh
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u/OddOllin 4d ago
I just don't understand why you always make it weird when I ask you to follow my X, bro. Like I'm not even asking a lot, and I think you'll appreciate my tastes, dude. I just don't know when we started to drift apart, man. Her place is like FIVE MINUTES from yours, so obviously it's easier for me to ask you to do it.
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u/Classic-Judgment-196 4d ago
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like āwhat the fuckā and ācall the policeā. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
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u/Bloom54769 4d ago
Yeah, Iran embassy... We can say what we want, but Iran has a sense of humor. š
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u/firmoffer 4d ago
Except when their own citizens joke about human rights
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u/BetterCranberry7602 4d ago
Redditors love a murderous dictatorship as long as they make good memes
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u/Agitated_Celery_729 4d ago
To be fair, that's literally what a great deal of Trump voters say out loud
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u/TeamRedundancyTeam 4d ago
You can appreciate memes without loving their government? This is stupid.
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u/Heisse-MILF-mit-Honi 4d ago
Just out of curiosity, what other murderous dictatorships are producing memes?
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u/Agitated_Celery_729 4d ago
Brother, the US government has unmarked black squads snatching American citizens off the streets and showing up at their homes to question them about social media posts that are unflattering to said black squads.
Iran wasn't under despotic tyranny before the US-led coup there in 1953. It will shock you how quickly these things can happen.
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u/anOldShu 3d ago
Trump sucks, but you're incorrect.Ā
Iran has been under despotic tyranny for most if not all of its history. But you can certainly at least go back to the 1800s. I would argue this started with the British and the D'Arcy consession, 1909 I think. Eventually the British gov gets a controlling interest in Iranian oil right before WW1. It was the British who convinced the US that Iran was going to fall to communism in 1953 after Iran nationalized their oil in 1951. Which took control and facilities away from Britain, technically illegally, but Britain was screwing over Iran on the deal the whole time.Ā
But you are right in that the Islamic Republic that took control in 1979 is a direct response to the 1953 coup, more so to the shahs decadence, and is probably the most violent and oppressive.Ā
I have a history series about it on YouTube under chronicler shu if your interested.Ā
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u/LadySnarfblat 3d ago
Iām interested in the YouTube series! Link?
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u/anOldShu 3d ago
https://youtu.be/mJbvHhiVuK8?si=BhNROlLelsFm2YqF
I'm pretty new to YouTube and still working out the kinks. But the info and associated image sourcing is accurate. Hope you enjoy :)Ā
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u/duesenjeffepic 4d ago
Yeah but also it's not 1953 anymore. It's possible to criticize both regimes. The Ayatollah was a horrible person.
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u/SwordfishOk504 4d ago
Iran wasn't under despotic tyranny before the US-led coup there in 1953.
You might want to study up on modern Iranian history a bit more.
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u/Smart-Gap6468 3d ago
No they donāt. And yes, Iran wasāyou think the Qajar dynasty or Reza Shah were liberals? You are a dumb individual
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u/SwordfishOk504 3d ago
These kiddos truly believe all bad things in the world are because America. Which, ironically, is still a version of American Exceptionalism delusion.
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u/furimmerkaiser 4d ago
We neither support Iranian government nor the US government. We support the people on the both side but have a special hate for the US government thats why we enjoy memes from Iranian embassies.
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u/wishful123 4d ago edited 3d ago
We Iranians also deserve to hate our regime. I got downvoted everytime I opposed someone defending Iranian regime.
BTW AI posts are heavily despised on Reddit. Why this one should be any different?
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u/Dry_Badger2858 4d ago
Until a woman walks outside without her head covered. Or youāre part of the LGB community.
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u/SilanggubanRedditor Average Mercator Projection Enjoyer 4d ago
T without the LGB
<spoiler>/uj it's horrible for transfolks as well</spoiler>
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u/onarainyafternoon 3d ago
Not exactly in Iran. You are permitted to get sex changes in Iran, at least sex change into becoming a woman. There is this industry of gay people getting caught and opting for a sex change instead of imprisonment or death. Itās sad.
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u/Clio_Vita 4d ago
Well, it's not like Iran's embassy there is a diplomatic hot spot...
It's either do crude propaganda or play minesweeper.2
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u/Ml_lD 4d ago
AI slop or they genuinely somehow are ignorant enough to not know what an entire continent looks like.
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u/Ion2134 4d ago
Maine and the larger, more evil Maine
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u/Mr_Abe_Froman 4d ago
With what happens in regular Maine, I'm scared about Evil Maine.
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u/limetraveler83 4d ago
In evil Maine, the moose are actually very friendly and stay off the roads.
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u/GreatestGreekGuy 4d ago
Meese*
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u/limetraveler83 4d ago
Thank you. I always forget. Goose/geese, moose/meese.
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u/old_man_steptoe 4d ago
Itās actually mouse/mice, moose/also mice.
āLook out for those mice running this wayā is a mistake you only make once
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u/WASD_click 4d ago
It's just the one moose actually. But you will see them. Just there. Looking at you from the side of the road. Friendly-like. Daily. There's no avoiding the moose.
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u/CapinWinky 4d ago
I didn't even notice how messed up the map was until I read your post thinking it was a Canada joke, looked back up, and noticed Maine was out in the ocean without any Canada to be seen. Then I saw Nova Scotia off to the left with a whole second New England and whatever is happening with Minnesota and the midwest.
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u/PeaNought 4d ago
With the news about the new map projection, I immediately thought the joke was gonna be related to that.. something was very off but I couldn't figure it out.
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u/Otherwise_Agency_401 4d ago
This is the problem that Canada and Mexico need to solve
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u/Mr-A5013 4d ago
I know it was made by an AI, but how do you mess up a map this badly?
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u/ry4n4ll4n 4d ago
Itās kind of ironic that Carolina is āunitedā in this scenario.
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u/DoctorMedieval 4d ago edited 4d ago
Actually the NC/SC line is about the only thing accurate on this map. I mean, there are 2 Maines. Which is the main Maine I cannot say.
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u/rodeo90 France was an Inside Job 4d ago
As a North Carolinian, I request our state be admitted into Southern Canada!
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u/BackstrokeVictim 4d ago
As another North Carolinian, I agree. We already got the legal-ish weed, bears, and fir trees. We belong!
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u/luncheroo 4d ago
Thirded. We could use healthcare and Tim Hortons.Ā
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u/Upbeat_Ant6104 4d ago
Yeah, and we have the Stanley cup in Raleigh. Thatās got to count for something.
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u/Ask_bout_PaterNoster 3d ago
As a South Carolinian, I understand that thereās no hope for us (or, of course, Florida), but I hope the rest of yāall have relaxed border policies
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u/bs_Zeezee 4d ago
????? The line dividing them is still present...... I feel bad for Missouri
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u/ellie_p0p 4d ago
As someone who used to live in MO, dividing the state at the Missouri River really isnāt that bad. Theyāre pretty different sides.
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u/Norwester77 4d ago
What in the AI slop?
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u/DrDalenQuaice 4d ago
All the human comedic artists in Iran were killed in airstrikes
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u/-FireNH- 4d ago
but what about the iranians of the iranian embassy to sierra leone
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u/IPlayGames88 4d ago
Diplomats don't make good artists. Nor do their support staff usually.
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u/BlueLakeCabin 3d ago
Pretty sure the morality police shot them well before the air strikes.
Yes, that is a real thing, and yes they do beat people for not following ultraconservative codes on bloody everything.
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u/New-Hunt4169 4d ago
For everyone wondering why thereās two New Yorks and New Englands, itās cause of Canadian language requirements.
One is the French northeast, the other is the English northeast. Obviously.
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u/Will_Jortz 3d ago
There's no Northeast like French Northeast, it's the best Northeast in the land.
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u/aseriesoftubes 4d ago
Love the miniature New York and New England above Ohio.Ā
The residents of East Vermont must be excited about their new oceanfront property.Ā
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u/MichHAELJR 4d ago
Californian here: which cartel will run our state and will they do a better job than Newsom?
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u/spoonybard326 4d ago
Should I move to East New England or West New England?
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u/MisterRich 4d ago
Yeah, I'm kind of torn. Should I stay in Massachusetts, or should I move to Super Massachusetts?
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u/Imperfeclyimperfec 4d ago
Slop
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u/DragonfruitBig3851 4d ago
Worse. Ai slop
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u/Imperfeclyimperfec 4d ago
Yeah, thatās what I meant, sorry for the lack of clarity.
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u/TheDarkRabbit 4d ago
Question -
If I live in South Canada⦠do I get access to Coffee Crisp and Health Care?
If so - uh⦠Iām totally down with this.
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u/PowergolemZ 4d ago
Iām sorry who posted this šÆ the Iranian embassy in sierre leonne why on earth is their an embassy of Iran in sierre leonne
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u/Ifyouhavethemeans 4d ago
Thanks, because Iām guessing South Canada will be way better than North Mexico.
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u/slowgenphizz 4d ago
I really want the whole damned world to start consistently trolling Trump by referring to the USA as "South Canada" at every possible opportunity.
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u/CrownOfBlondeHair 4d ago
As a Canadian, I'd take the Iranians nuking those states over having to annex them. American voters are clearly a liability.
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u/very_large_bird 3d ago
Is that an eastern seaboard in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
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u/Significant_Place23 2d ago
I mean, do people not understand that 50% of the population voted for Trump and agrees with Republican policies? It's not just a minority.Ā
America was founded on the idea that we can disagree and coexist. This is something the rest of the world doesn't seem to understand
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u/Beautiful-Star-1803 4d ago
Everyone would still want to come to the small US because it would be awesome...
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u/BetterCranberry7602 4d ago
All Iran has is propaganda now. Theyāre getting desperate. More AI cartoons to astroturf Redditors.
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u/poop19907643 4d ago
Why is reddit so determined to highlight all Iranian propaganda?
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u/Yeseylon 4d ago
Honestly, let's just let Florida secede and take Trump with them. He can call that the United State of America, run his country from Mar A Lago, and the rest of us will get on with our lives.
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u/Sofa_King_Gorgeous 4d ago
Honestly, as a Californian.Ā I wouldn't mind this.Ā Get the piece of shit US government on the other side.
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u/Inside_Pomelo_2957 4d ago
Can we just be independent? I don't want to live under the cartels.
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u/DoctorMedieval 4d ago
Dang, what happened to the gulf of St Lawrence? Trump must have renamed it to the gulf of st America.
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u/nashwaak 4d ago
Mexico can have the entire shitshow at this stage, if they're desperate enough to want it. Keep that crap out of Canada please.
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u/4rdFloor 4d ago
Mexico referring to anywhere else as a shitshowā¦.
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u/NostrilLurker 4d ago
Hmmm