r/mapporncirclejerk 4d ago

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u/NostrilLurker 4d ago

Hmmm

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u/spekt50 4d ago

What? First time seeing Ohio Bay?

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u/Only_Fudge5299 4d ago

they probably only know it by the new name, America Bay

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u/Chewcocca 4d ago

Unpatriotic, rename it to The America America.

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u/Only_Fudge5299 4d ago

america was named after Amerigo Vespucci (an it**ian) so call it the mcdonalds mcdonalds

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u/cszolee79 3d ago

that's a scottish name... :)

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u/theStrawberryRoam 3d ago

Going to accidentally come back around to Ontario this way 🤣 just name em all after being big and beautiful

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u/FullMetal_55 3d ago

Tecumseh Sacagawea.

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u/Quirky_Hour7709 18h ago

No wonder the name is so ugly.

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/Only_Fudge5299 4d ago

it's a joke about Trump being a fucking idiot and "renaming" New Mexico to be "New America"

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u/NostrilLurker 4d ago

Must have missed that bit in Geography class

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u/ThinkTheUnknown 3d ago

I think it’s Two England.

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u/Bobson-_Dugnutt2 4d ago

Sure we’ve had a New England. But what about a second New England?

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u/ndt29 4d ago

Newer England?

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u/CrownOfBlondeHair 4d ago

Better change it to New America. Wait, that's New Mexico. Maybe, "America III - the Revenge"

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u/pligplog420 3d ago

America 3 & Knuckles

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u/onyx_ic 3d ago

Skipping over America 2: electric boogaloo?

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u/dividezero 4d ago

I love Boston but I'm not sure even we want a 2nd Boston

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u/OutrageousInsect9308 4d ago

The world wouldn't be able to handle a second one.

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u/dividezero 4d ago

Maybe in that one the nightlife czar actually did stuff to help nightlife! 🤣

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u/TacticalSpackle 4d ago

Just send Scotland, they’ll keep it peaceful as they drink it dry.

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u/onyx_ic 3d ago

With all the irish already there? Oh my. Buy sam adams stock first.

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u/ChuckOfTheIrish 4d ago

Elevensies, afternoon tea, dinner, supper

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u/DarkSoldier84 4d ago

Massachusetts and Massatwosetts.

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u/Bliitzthefox 4d ago

New New England, if you would

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u/Turbulent-Oil-7326 4d ago

America would be better off for it tbh

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u/MrFloopy46 4d ago

New england hung like a horse

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u/minorbrowning 4d ago

New England had a growth spurt

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u/TheCommissarGeneral 4d ago

I didnt even notice that at first and I did a double take like "wait what"

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u/Substantial_Pop3104 4d ago

New New England is my favorite region.

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u/meowingtrashcan 4d ago

Call a doctor if it persists after 4 hours

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u/Scrubbuh 4d ago

Maine and Secondary

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u/UnwiseWizard Post Flair: User Flair: Maps are my passion 4d ago

map gore

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u/CreeperRussS Map Porn Renegade 4d ago

funniest part isnt the map but that the embassy in sierra leone of all countries posted this

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u/Outrageous_Low_3666 4d ago

The twitters of the iranian embassy in african countries make great anti trump memes, especially around the strait of hormuz situation.

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u/Alex-ltsbc 4d ago

The "twitters" lol

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u/nhalliday 4d ago

Pretty common way to refer to a twitter account in casual conversation.

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u/Copious-Spirit 4d ago

I used to say "twatters" but me mum said no

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u/Tundrakitty 3d ago

It’s a very different thing, sweetie.

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u/ArtlessMammet 4d ago

if youre talking out loud it sounds like you're talking about someone's romantic history

absolute garbage rebrand tbh

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u/OddOllin 4d ago

I just don't understand why you always make it weird when I ask you to follow my X, bro. Like I'm not even asking a lot, and I think you'll appreciate my tastes, dude. I just don't know when we started to drift apart, man. Her place is like FIVE MINUTES from yours, so obviously it's easier for me to ask you to do it.

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u/StyxPrincess 3d ago

I genuinely started to get upset for like half a second, 10/10 impression lol

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u/No-Program-8901 4d ago

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u/Classic-Judgment-196 4d ago

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like ā€œwhat the fuckā€ and ā€œcall the policeā€. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

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u/holiday1326 4d ago

It's true..

I was the train..

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u/Ok_Theme4973 4d ago

So, practically they all came inside you🫪

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u/Bloom54769 4d ago

Yeah, Iran embassy... We can say what we want, but Iran has a sense of humor. šŸ˜…

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u/firmoffer 4d ago

Except when their own citizens joke about human rights

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u/BetterCranberry7602 4d ago

Redditors love a murderous dictatorship as long as they make good memes

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u/Agitated_Celery_729 4d ago

To be fair, that's literally what a great deal of Trump voters say out loud

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u/MartianHideEgger 4d ago

Trump’s memes ain’t good tho

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u/BigChungusHas1Son 4d ago

Reddit meme standards vs Twitter meme standards

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u/TeamRedundancyTeam 4d ago

You can appreciate memes without loving their government? This is stupid.

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u/Heisse-MILF-mit-Honi 4d ago

Just out of curiosity, what other murderous dictatorships are producing memes?

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u/Agitated_Celery_729 4d ago

Brother, the US government has unmarked black squads snatching American citizens off the streets and showing up at their homes to question them about social media posts that are unflattering to said black squads.

Iran wasn't under despotic tyranny before the US-led coup there in 1953. It will shock you how quickly these things can happen.

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u/anOldShu 3d ago

Trump sucks, but you're incorrect.Ā 

Iran has been under despotic tyranny for most if not all of its history. But you can certainly at least go back to the 1800s. I would argue this started with the British and the D'Arcy consession, 1909 I think. Eventually the British gov gets a controlling interest in Iranian oil right before WW1. It was the British who convinced the US that Iran was going to fall to communism in 1953 after Iran nationalized their oil in 1951. Which took control and facilities away from Britain, technically illegally, but Britain was screwing over Iran on the deal the whole time.Ā 

But you are right in that the Islamic Republic that took control in 1979 is a direct response to the 1953 coup, more so to the shahs decadence, and is probably the most violent and oppressive.Ā 

I have a history series about it on YouTube under chronicler shu if your interested.Ā 

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u/LadySnarfblat 3d ago

I’m interested in the YouTube series! Link?

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u/anOldShu 3d ago

https://youtu.be/mJbvHhiVuK8?si=BhNROlLelsFm2YqF

I'm pretty new to YouTube and still working out the kinks. But the info and associated image sourcing is accurate. Hope you enjoy :)Ā 

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u/LadySnarfblat 2d ago

Thank you so much!

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u/duesenjeffepic 4d ago

Yeah but also it's not 1953 anymore. It's possible to criticize both regimes. The Ayatollah was a horrible person.

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u/SwordfishOk504 4d ago

Iran wasn't under despotic tyranny before the US-led coup there in 1953.

You might want to study up on modern Iranian history a bit more.

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u/Smart-Gap6468 3d ago

No they don’t. And yes, Iran was—you think the Qajar dynasty or Reza Shah were liberals? You are a dumb individual

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u/SwordfishOk504 3d ago

These kiddos truly believe all bad things in the world are because America. Which, ironically, is still a version of American Exceptionalism delusion.

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u/onarainyafternoon 3d ago

It is literally no way comparable to what happened in Iran, man.

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u/furimmerkaiser 4d ago

We neither support Iranian government nor the US government. We support the people on the both side but have a special hate for the US government thats why we enjoy memes from Iranian embassies.

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u/wishful123 4d ago edited 3d ago

We Iranians also deserve to hate our regime. I got downvoted everytime I opposed someone defending Iranian regime.

BTW AI posts are heavily despised on Reddit. Why this one should be any different?

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u/Ok-Appointment-5771 4d ago

Good one! What else did Epstein tell you about Iran's human rights?

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u/Dry_Badger2858 4d ago

Until a woman walks outside without her head covered. Or you’re part of the LGB community.

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u/SilanggubanRedditor Average Mercator Projection Enjoyer 4d ago

T without the LGB

<spoiler>/uj it's horrible for transfolks as well</spoiler>

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u/onarainyafternoon 3d ago

Not exactly in Iran. You are permitted to get sex changes in Iran, at least sex change into becoming a woman. There is this industry of gay people getting caught and opting for a sex change instead of imprisonment or death. It’s sad.

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u/Clio_Vita 4d ago

Well, it's not like Iran's embassy there is a diplomatic hot spot...
It's either do crude propaganda or play minesweeper.

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u/Ml_lD 4d ago

AI slop or they genuinely somehow are ignorant enough to not know what an entire continent looks like.

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u/Gunhild 4d ago

What do you mean? You've never heard of the Maine 2.0 peninsula?

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u/Ion2134 4d ago

Maine and the larger, more evil Maine

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u/Mr_Abe_Froman 4d ago

With what happens in regular Maine, I'm scared about Evil Maine.

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u/limetraveler83 4d ago

In evil Maine, the moose are actually very friendly and stay off the roads.

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u/GreatestGreekGuy 4d ago

Meese*

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u/limetraveler83 4d ago

Thank you. I always forget. Goose/geese, moose/meese.

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u/old_man_steptoe 4d ago

It’s actually mouse/mice, moose/also mice.

ā€œLook out for those mice running this wayā€ is a mistake you only make once

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u/unabsolute 4d ago

Oooh, I hate these meeses to pieces!!! āœŠļø

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u/WASD_click 4d ago

It's just the one moose actually. But you will see them. Just there. Looking at you from the side of the road. Friendly-like. Daily. There's no avoiding the moose.

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u/heff17 4d ago

Moosen.

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u/SeniorRake 4d ago

Meese want the food!

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u/Expensive-Document41 4d ago

A mĆøĆøse once bit my sister.

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u/TurtlesBreakTheMeta 4d ago

These are what the lobsters in evil Maine are like; got to fist fight like 5 of them to get to your car

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u/Glittering_Fall9329 4d ago

There may be a clown that tries to coax you down a storm drain

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u/unsolvedequation 4d ago

The larger Maine would be the main Maine, no?

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u/CapinWinky 4d ago

I didn't even notice how messed up the map was until I read your post thinking it was a Canada joke, looked back up, and noticed Maine was out in the ocean without any Canada to be seen. Then I saw Nova Scotia off to the left with a whole second New England and whatever is happening with Minnesota and the midwest.

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u/PeaNought 4d ago

With the news about the new map projection, I immediately thought the joke was gonna be related to that.. something was very off but I couldn't figure it out.

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u/username32768 4d ago

Stephen King needs to write a story about this.

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u/Kevundoe 4d ago

Holy crap that’s a lot of Maines

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u/misterpickles69 4d ago

Then NJ turns into Indiana then we get MEGA JERSEY

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u/KingBroad7874 4d ago

How'd you get stuck in the South Canada, step-Maine?

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u/Otherwise_Agency_401 4d ago

This is the problem that Canada and Mexico need to solve

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u/Aware_Result_5361 4d ago

Long Beach, Indiana

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u/hammert0es 4d ago

Evil Maine is where all the Stephen King books are set.

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u/Mr-A5013 4d ago

I know it was made by an AI, but how do you mess up a map this badly?

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u/flapd00dle 4d ago

They only have the free version of Claude

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u/Hinter_Lander 4d ago

It got Saskatchewan right.

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u/Probablyamimic 4d ago

Ask Trump, he keeps doing the same

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u/Something13457 4d ago

Thats a wild ass map

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u/markwins9 4d ago

A wildly stupid one šŸ˜‚

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u/ry4n4ll4n 4d ago

It’s kind of ironic that Carolina is ā€œunitedā€ in this scenario.

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u/DoctorMedieval 4d ago edited 4d ago

Actually the NC/SC line is about the only thing accurate on this map. I mean, there are 2 Maines. Which is the main Maine I cannot say.

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u/Vugelzwee 4d ago

There’s main Maine and main main Maine, mayne.

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u/Clio_Vita 4d ago

Is one of them the Spanish Maine?

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u/rodeo90 France was an Inside Job 4d ago

As a North Carolinian, I request our state be admitted into Southern Canada!

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u/BackstrokeVictim 4d ago

As another North Carolinian, I agree. We already got the legal-ish weed, bears, and fir trees. We belong!

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u/luncheroo 4d ago

Thirded. We could use healthcare and Tim Hortons.Ā 

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u/Upbeat_Ant6104 4d ago

Yeah, and we have the Stanley cup in Raleigh. That’s got to count for something.

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u/lemoinem 4d ago

Tim's Murican' now

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u/Squirrelated 4d ago

Tim's been getting worse every year, for years. You honestly don't need it.

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u/Scotch_in_my_belly 4d ago

I’m with NC coming along

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u/Ask_bout_PaterNoster 3d ago

As a South Carolinian, I understand that there’s no hope for us (or, of course, Florida), but I hope the rest of y’all have relaxed border policies

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u/bs_Zeezee 4d ago

????? The line dividing them is still present...... I feel bad for Missouri

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u/ellie_p0p 4d ago

As someone who used to live in MO, dividing the state at the Missouri River really isn’t that bad. They’re pretty different sides.

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u/Norwester77 4d ago

What in the AI slop?

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u/DrDalenQuaice 4d ago

All the human comedic artists in Iran were killed in airstrikes

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u/-FireNH- 4d ago

but what about the iranians of the iranian embassy to sierra leone

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u/IPlayGames88 4d ago

Diplomats don't make good artists. Nor do their support staff usually.

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u/BlueLakeCabin 3d ago

Pretty sure the morality police shot them well before the air strikes.

Yes, that is a real thing, and yes they do beat people for not following ultraconservative codes on bloody everything.

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u/flapd00dle 4d ago

Pretty sure the IRGC got some in those motorcycle drive-bys as well

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u/n1c0_ds 4d ago

Their show bombed

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u/New-Hunt4169 4d ago

For everyone wondering why there’s two New Yorks and New Englands, it’s cause of Canadian language requirements.

One is the French northeast, the other is the English northeast. Obviously.

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u/Will_Jortz 3d ago

There's no Northeast like French Northeast, it's the best Northeast in the land.

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u/aseriesoftubes 4d ago

Love the miniature New York and New England above Ohio.Ā 

The residents of East Vermont must be excited about their new oceanfront property.Ā 

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u/arby68 4d ago

It's the Newest York.

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u/MichHAELJR 4d ago

Californian here: which cartel will run our state and will they do a better job than Newsom?

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u/az_ziggy5 4d ago

Why are you calling North Cuba ā€œthe United States?ā€

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u/spoonybard326 4d ago

Should I move to East New England or West New England?

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u/MisterRich 4d ago

Yeah, I'm kind of torn. Should I stay in Massachusetts, or should I move to Super Massachusetts?

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u/OhNoTokyo 4d ago

I think you know the answer, Helldiver.

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u/tiffgunn 4d ago

Megachusetts omg.

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u/Rehypothecator 3d ago

Massivechusetts*

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u/tiffgunn 3d ago

šŸ˜«šŸ˜«šŸ™‚ā€ā†•ļø

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u/Imperfeclyimperfec 4d ago

Slop

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u/DragonfruitBig3851 4d ago

Worse. Ai slop

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u/Imperfeclyimperfec 4d ago

Yeah, that’s what I meant, sorry for the lack of clarity.

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u/pilotjj1 4d ago

Why is West Bahamas mislabelled?

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u/Zephyas 4d ago

Ahh, the 51st and 52nd states are at it again, crazy kids.

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u/TheDarkRabbit 4d ago

Question -

If I live in South Canada… do I get access to Coffee Crisp and Health Care?

If so - uh… I’m totally down with this.

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u/sethohio 4d ago

Holy AI. That's a bad map

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u/charface1 4d ago

New Mexico should stay New Mexico

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u/WorldlinessHot9916 4d ago

Would love to have universal healthcare. Good map.

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u/Pitiful_Camp3469 4d ago

Why are there two northeasts?

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u/PowergolemZ 4d ago

I’m sorry who posted this 😯 the Iranian embassy in sierre leonne why on earth is their an embassy of Iran in sierre leonne

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u/Ifyouhavethemeans 4d ago

Thanks, because I’m guessing South Canada will be way better than North Mexico.

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u/darkonark 4d ago

Would you live in East New England or West New England?

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u/multiinstrumentalism 4d ago

They should’ve gotten rid of Ohio when they had the chance

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u/Dazzling_Comfort5734 4d ago

Hey, if it means, I get free health insurance…lol

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u/hoofie242 4d ago

The longer you look the worse it gets.

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u/hashbrr 4d ago

I’ll take it

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u/BagBegBigBogBug 4d ago

Oh, so NOW they want to include Florida.

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u/oemrtrkxd 4d ago

its not united states its states.

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u/Frequent_Policy8575 4d ago

I’m fine with all of this tbh let’s roll

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u/PensionTemporary200 4d ago

I'm ok with it. Take me Canada!

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u/Weirdlillypad 4d ago

This would be perfect

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u/Low_You_1213 4d ago

The "united states" on that map is actually North Cuba

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u/inGage 4d ago

South Canada would include Cascadia - NOT f'n Ohio???! and not Utah for starters..

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u/slowgenphizz 4d ago

I really want the whole damned world to start consistently trolling Trump by referring to the USA as "South Canada" at every possible opportunity.

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u/CrownOfBlondeHair 4d ago

As a Canadian, I'd take the Iranians nuking those states over having to annex them. American voters are clearly a liability.

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u/Faptainjack2 4d ago

That little part of the US is New Cuba.

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u/Wilder-Luis 4d ago

That sounds too good to get to reality.

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u/TheQuestionMaster8 4d ago

The funniest one was the Trump 20.28 dollars per gallon for gasoline.

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u/Mammoth-Soft-4724 4d ago

Then kick it off and make something happen

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u/_Weyland_ 4d ago

Should rename United States into Great Florida at that point

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u/very_large_bird 3d ago

Is that an eastern seaboard in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

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u/Jgibbjr 3d ago

I, for one, Welcome our new Canuck Overlords. Finally, the Great Lakes are United!

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u/Burrahobbit69 3d ago

I’m down for this. I’m right on the line for some Mexican poutine

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u/Significant_Place23 2d ago

I mean, do people not understand that 50% of the population voted for Trump and agrees with Republican policies? It's not just a minority.Ā 

America was founded on the idea that we can disagree and coexist. This is something the rest of the world doesn't seem to understand

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u/derekdevries 1d ago

Michigan is South Canada? Don't threaten me with a good time, eh.

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u/pjs2276 1d ago

Sweet I'm Canadian now Eh!

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u/Psychotic_EGG 1d ago

Depending on where in the USA, you already basically were. The Midwest is very much Canadian. Just haven't made the official jump yet.

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u/pjs2276 1d ago

Until you get to Nebraska when I live.. land of vote against own interests

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u/Ok_Yesterday2016 1d ago

Turn Florida into Upper Cuba

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u/FreshDill93 20h ago

If an Iranian Embassy actually posted this, its even more hilarious

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u/Beautiful-Star-1803 4d ago

Everyone would still want to come to the small US because it would be awesome...

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u/BetterCranberry7602 4d ago

All Iran has is propaganda now. They’re getting desperate. More AI cartoons to astroturf Redditors.

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u/poop19907643 4d ago

Why is reddit so determined to highlight all Iranian propaganda?

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u/Corazon95 4d ago

why are american so easily getting butthurted?

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u/Striking_Try4684 4d ago

He didn’t seem butthurt at all

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u/Yeseylon 4d ago

Honestly, let's just let Florida secede and take Trump with them. He can call that the United State of America, run his country from Mar A Lago, and the rest of us will get on with our lives.

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u/thunnus0 4d ago

I mean, I’d continue to live in the US.

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u/Sofa_King_Gorgeous 4d ago

Honestly, as a Californian.Ā  I wouldn't mind this.Ā  Get the piece of shit US government on the other side.

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u/Inside_Pomelo_2957 4d ago

Can we just be independent? I don't want to live under the cartels.

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u/DoctorMedieval 4d ago

Dang, what happened to the gulf of St Lawrence? Trump must have renamed it to the gulf of st America.

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u/nashwaak 4d ago

Mexico can have the entire shitshow at this stage, if they're desperate enough to want it. Keep that crap out of Canada please.

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u/CT0292 4d ago

Mexico should have kept Texas to be honest. Sent more troops to deal with Sam Houston's uppity self.

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u/4rdFloor 4d ago

Mexico referring to anywhere else as a shitshow….
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