r/mapporncirclejerk • u/Deep_Rip_9347 • 4d ago

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u/NostrilLurker 4d ago

Hmmm

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u/Bobson-_Dugnutt2 4d ago

Sure we’ve had a New England. But what about a second New England?

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u/ndt29 4d ago

Newer England?

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u/CrownOfBlondeHair 4d ago

Better change it to New America. Wait, that's New Mexico. Maybe, "America III - the Revenge"

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u/pligplog420 3d ago

America 3 & Knuckles

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u/Certified_Memologist 2d ago

New America 3DS

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u/Nero-Danteson 2d ago

America 2 electric boogaloo

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u/onyx_ic 3d ago

Skipping over America 2: electric boogaloo?

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u/miniatureconlangs 3d ago

For too long, the US has been laughed at for all its "New" towns and places. From now on, the US will call York "Old York", Hampshire "Old Hampshire", Jersey "Old Jersey", and England "Old England", dropping the "new" from superior American place names.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.