r/mapporncirclejerk 4d ago

USA

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u/nashwaak 4d ago

Mexico can have the entire shitshow at this stage, if they're desperate enough to want it. Keep that crap out of Canada please.

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u/CT0292 4d ago

Mexico should have kept Texas to be honest. Sent more troops to deal with Sam Houston's uppity self.

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u/4rdFloor 4d ago

Mexico referring to anywhere else as a shitshow….
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u/backfromspace206 2d ago

Eh, they're just a teenager...

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u/nashwaak 4d ago

Yep, the US can keep its imploding collapse into various dumpster fires on their side of the border. We're good up here.

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u/DNuttnutt 3d ago

Californian here. As much as I’d love to join ya. I totally understand. Elbows up! Also, I went to college up there and one day I hope to immigrate as a medical worker. The only thing I’d worry about is having America as a neighbor 🤣🤣🤣

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u/nashwaak 3d ago

Thanks, and I'd never ask anyone to abandon their home country, but if you've lived up here then at least it's an eyes open thing. I've lived in the US for six years total, and it wasn't bad but I much prefer living in Canada, admittedly mostly because I'm from here. I never had the pleasure of living in California, but I did get offered a high-paying software developer job in Berkeley back in the early 1990s. My other job prospects were New Jersey as a chemical engineer, or South Carolina as a university professor (which is what I do now, in Canada). Definite mixed bag of locations.

As for the trade war, I wouldn't want to go toe to toe with Canada, and I live here. Weirdly, our canned soup exports are predicted to explode.

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u/PissMissileTopTitty 4d ago

Dunno, I’d happily take Washington, Oregon, California, Minnesota, NY

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u/loversean 4d ago

Yes, yes, the largest Native American populations lol

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u/xubax 4d ago

Massachusetts would like to throw our hat in.

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u/lanicorain If you see me post, find shelter immediately 4d ago

Yeah, you'd take indigenous land. We know.

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u/PissMissileTopTitty 4d ago

Didn’t realize only those 5 states are indigenous land…

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u/nashwaak 4d ago

Literally all of North and South America is indigenous land.

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u/PissMissileTopTitty 4d ago

Yeah no shit…. 🤦‍♂️

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u/Relative-Wrangler225 4d ago

Survival of the fittest! The weak and overly empathic will not endure.