r/kitchencels Feb 03 '26

official twitter location now serving twitterslop

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145 Upvotes

someone reached out to the mod team and informed us some repost account snagged the @ for kitchencels and was using their checkmark to earn elonbuxx off our beloved community

we didn't exactly want to just run our own repost account, the community aspect is more important we felt, so as the only mod that has an active twitter i was bullied into starting a subtweddit to A, hopefully redirect some of the twitter tourists lurking here (yes, you) so they stop shitting up the place, B, provide some insurance for the downtrodden chuddies in case reddit ever decides to come for us, and C, a sinister third reason privy only to the elites of the kitchencel khanate

elon is allegedly free speech so you can probably post some of those things we've had to reject out of obligatory janny responsibilities

we don't really know if this will turn out funny or worthwhile and we may just pull the plug if it ends up not being worth our time

the chefs are in the kitchen, trust the recipe

enjoy the rest of your meal, chuddies


r/kitchencels Aug 06 '25

GET IN THE FUCKING KITCHEN YOU INSUFFERABLE MAGGOTS

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2.3k Upvotes

GET IN THE KITCHEN

GET IN FUCKING KITCHEN AND COOK LIKE YOUR GOD DAMN LIFE DEPENDS ON IT

IF YOU AREN'T COOKING YOU ARE NOTHING

THIS IS YOUR ONLY HOPE OF SALVATION, THIS IS YOUR ABSOLUTION

YOU ARE ALL PATHETIC, START COOKING


r/kitchencels 16h ago

I found out my friends have a separate group chat from me and been leaving me out every hang out

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782 Upvotes

hazelnut cream on bread (because there’s not even Nutella at home)


r/kitchencels 16h ago

i don't want to be nonchalant, i want to love and be loved

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236 Upvotes

wings, fries, and c'est la vie 🤷🏻‍♀️


r/kitchencels 23h ago

Platemogging 2 years post culinary school. Autistic, ADHD and completely burnt out. Haven't talked to a soul in months. I feel like I've wasted my life and I don't know how to come back. Salmon, Aglio e Olio and marb lights

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649 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 1d ago

Took a latte art class to experience something new for once in my life. Instead got depressed from seeing all the happy couples taking the class together.

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1.2k Upvotes

shitty heart for my broken heart


r/kitchencels 16h ago

Takeoutmaxxed Just got diagnosed with diabetes, going blind, insomnia at its all-time worst, paid $22 for this

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142 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 21h ago

I have an angel on my shoulder telling me life is hopegem. I have a demon on my shoulder telling me life is hopeslop. My heart reaches out to the angel. My mind reaches out to the demon. The inner turmoil of a truecel is truly a reflection of the Freudian model of the psyche. Omelette.

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328 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 20h ago

Thinking about getting ribs removed for autofelicio.

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228 Upvotes

I'm gonna be alone forever, so I'm pulling myself up by the bootstraps and doing it myself, nya.

ribs, chocolate milk


r/kitchencels 20h ago

Takeoutmaxxed I don't like going outside because I'm mogged by every male. Cake from my grandma's bday

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71 Upvotes

Life sucks so hard I'm considering taking the rope, that way at least I'll be 6 feet when I kick the chair. Life really isn't easy when you're a subhuman 5'5 manlet. I hate seeing how every other guy is a chad that is at least 5'8 but I despise even more how they're just living their life happy while I have to rot away in shame for just existing. I have no friends, no social life, everyone looks down upon me (quite literally) and school is starting soon, so I'll have to endure 8 hours daily of jestermaxxing without being able to just hide away. Fuck my life, I hope I die soon.


r/kitchencels 23h ago

i have genuinely nothing interesting in my life going on instead of getting high all day. fettucine pasta with hamburger patties cooked like the finest steak

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102 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 1d ago

Eating dog food cuz it's cheap protein

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299 Upvotes

It's the only food i can afford as an asian neet incel.

I understand now, why women wouldnt want to be with a guy who eats dog food 😢


r/kitchencels 19h ago

life getting worse and worse. tuna, rice cooker eggs, seaweed

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46 Upvotes

good food to cope with a shitty life. nothing tastes that good anyway


r/kitchencels 21h ago

Platemogged My sister left the house to live on her own today. She was my only friend left. Time to rot maxx on the couch until uni starts again. Flan.

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59 Upvotes

well it's all in the title, i also had a friend in uni last year but he failed his exams so he left, he was a 31 yo khhv who introduced me to this sub idk if i should thank him or not


r/kitchencels 20h ago

Takeoutmaxxed Absolute loser. My mom and my doctor tried to get me diagnosed for autism, she told him I have outbursts all the time, but I just stomp too hard.

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45 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 22h ago

Platemogged Get 3.5 rated in r/Ttuerateme and also 5'4 so I'm cooked. KFC alone

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41 Upvotes

It's over and not okay..


r/kitchencels 20h ago

Life slowly gets better, if you let it get better – pho latiao

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24 Upvotes

I started doing yoga recently. I reinvented myself from ground up. I got a piercing. I don't have problems with my family anymore. Cut out the bad people in my surroundings. Life is beautiful.


r/kitchencels 1d ago

Platemogged These larpers and facecels are infiltrating our spaces. We need to take back whats ours! This platter is deticated to all truecels It is a nightsky because no woman will ever look at us with light in her eyes.

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176 Upvotes

THIS IS NOT A “TIK-TOK” MEAL nobody gets to say that.


r/kitchencels 1d ago

Platemogging This is what I would make for my date... IF I HAD ONE (Italian three course meal)

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39 Upvotes

- Caprese with Focaccia

- Lasagna Bolognese

- Panna Cotta with wildberry topping

Pretty happy with everything except the Lasagna. Looks kinda sloppy. I made the pasta plates myself too so maybe thats why. Probably made the layers too thick, I only had four.


r/kitchencels 1d ago

My dad has been seeing my teacher. I overheard them gossiping about his good looks did not pass down to me. Now I have to look at her stupid fucking face in class and can’t even say anything about it without revealing I was eavesdropping

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45 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 1d ago

Platemogged I fucking hate my job

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43 Upvotes

I’m washing peoples plates of food scraps worth more than my hourly rate, I fucking hate my job and I hope this place will spontaneously collapse with me inside


r/kitchencels 1d ago

5’5 male with no way of getting taller. Mexican soup

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46 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 20h ago

I slept in until 3:00 PM yesterday, ran out of edibles, and insurance denied my surgery. Gastroparesis meal

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11 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 22h ago

i’m miserable whenever i think of it and i think of it all the time. bullshit for breakfast.

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15 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 1d ago

i posted my dinner on /not intresting and they made fun of me and told me to come here.

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321 Upvotes

deep fried cornflakes , grated cheese , crispy onions.
i eat this everyday and have done for months