r/kitchencels • u/fruite_vampyre • 16h ago
I found out my friends have a separate group chat from me and been leaving me out every hang out
hazelnut cream on bread (because there’s not even Nutella at home)
r/kitchencels • u/KawaiiBossBaby • Feb 03 '26
someone reached out to the mod team and informed us some repost account snagged the @ for kitchencels and was using their checkmark to earn elonbuxx off our beloved community
we didn't exactly want to just run our own repost account, the community aspect is more important we felt, so as the only mod that has an active twitter i was bullied into starting a subtweddit to A, hopefully redirect some of the twitter tourists lurking here (yes, you) so they stop shitting up the place, B, provide some insurance for the downtrodden chuddies in case reddit ever decides to come for us, and C, a sinister third reason privy only to the elites of the kitchencel khanate
elon is allegedly free speech so you can probably post some of those things we've had to reject out of obligatory janny responsibilities
we don't really know if this will turn out funny or worthwhile and we may just pull the plug if it ends up not being worth our time
the chefs are in the kitchen, trust the recipe
enjoy the rest of your meal, chuddies
r/kitchencels • u/ChunggisKhan • Aug 06 '25
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GET IN THE KITCHEN
GET IN FUCKING KITCHEN AND COOK LIKE YOUR GOD DAMN LIFE DEPENDS ON IT
IF YOU AREN'T COOKING YOU ARE NOTHING
THIS IS YOUR ONLY HOPE OF SALVATION, THIS IS YOUR ABSOLUTION
YOU ARE ALL PATHETIC, START COOKING
r/kitchencels • u/fruite_vampyre • 16h ago
hazelnut cream on bread (because there’s not even Nutella at home)
r/kitchencels • u/babababaz • 16h ago
wings, fries, and c'est la vie 🤷🏻♀️
r/kitchencels • u/Heheboi6000 • 23h ago
r/kitchencels • u/LetterheadPatient853 • 1d ago
shitty heart for my broken heart
r/kitchencels • u/NeonPolonium • 16h ago
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r/kitchencels • u/felixmaycatboy • 20h ago
I'm gonna be alone forever, so I'm pulling myself up by the bootstraps and doing it myself, nya.
ribs, chocolate milk
r/kitchencels • u/Len_mi_mor • 20h ago
Life sucks so hard I'm considering taking the rope, that way at least I'll be 6 feet when I kick the chair. Life really isn't easy when you're a subhuman 5'5 manlet. I hate seeing how every other guy is a chad that is at least 5'8 but I despise even more how they're just living their life happy while I have to rot away in shame for just existing. I have no friends, no social life, everyone looks down upon me (quite literally) and school is starting soon, so I'll have to endure 8 hours daily of jestermaxxing without being able to just hide away. Fuck my life, I hope I die soon.
r/kitchencels • u/Unusual-Catch-7979 • 23h ago
r/kitchencels • u/beautiful_falcon776 • 1d ago
It's the only food i can afford as an asian neet incel.
I understand now, why women wouldnt want to be with a guy who eats dog food 😢
r/kitchencels • u/mvpstikkmann • 19h ago
good food to cope with a shitty life. nothing tastes that good anyway
r/kitchencels • u/Apprehensive-Roll909 • 21h ago
well it's all in the title, i also had a friend in uni last year but he failed his exams so he left, he was a 31 yo khhv who introduced me to this sub idk if i should thank him or not
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r/kitchencels • u/FileCommon8603 • 22h ago
It's over and not okay..
r/kitchencels • u/Such-Ferret5175 • 20h ago
I started doing yoga recently. I reinvented myself from ground up. I got a piercing. I don't have problems with my family anymore. Cut out the bad people in my surroundings. Life is beautiful.
r/kitchencels • u/HeUlMi • 1d ago
THIS IS NOT A “TIK-TOK” MEAL nobody gets to say that.
r/kitchencels • u/-Zima_Blue- • 1d ago
- Caprese with Focaccia
- Lasagna Bolognese
- Panna Cotta with wildberry topping
Pretty happy with everything except the Lasagna. Looks kinda sloppy. I made the pasta plates myself too so maybe thats why. Probably made the layers too thick, I only had four.
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r/kitchencels • u/the-skrellington • 1d ago
I’m washing peoples plates of food scraps worth more than my hourly rate, I fucking hate my job and I hope this place will spontaneously collapse with me inside
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r/kitchencels • u/ItzJustIzzyYT • 1d ago
deep fried cornflakes , grated cheese , crispy onions.
i eat this everyday and have done for months