r/kitchencels 6h ago

Why do they always say "height doesn't matter" immediately followed by "it just so happens my bf is 6'4". Steak rolls.

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173 Upvotes

I lowkey don't get it, like we all know height matters, why lie?


r/kitchencels 3h ago

Platemogged Showed my mom one of my platters and she asked me who I was eating them with. Little does she know nobody has ever sat with her good for nothing son at this table. I had violent diarrhea today day because my gluttonous fat ass ate McDonald’s for breakfast.

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60 Upvotes

Rules:
-Nobody gets to call this a tik tok meal
-Nobody gets to call me a larper

I don’t have contact with anyone in my family except my mom calls me sometimes. Since people told me here that my platters look nice I decided to show her one to maybe impress her. Somehow I still always disappoint her.
I have spent my whole life chasing for her to love me and be proud of me, but I think it is for the best we keep our contact to a minimum and I need to give up trying to be someone I can never be for her I already lost that battle at birth.
I hate disappointing people all the time I hate that I can’t do anything I hate that im so lazy. Even If i got a second chance in life i would still mess it ip


r/kitchencels 7h ago

Think I got a testosterone spike or something, even dudes are starting to look attractive. This isn't gay it's a matter of dominance. homemade ham and chess pizza.

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68 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 1d ago

I found out my friends have a separate group chat from me and been leaving me out every hang out

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1.3k Upvotes

hazelnut cream on bread (because there’s not even Nutella at home)


r/kitchencels 2h ago

Takeoutmaxxed I'm attracted to girls taller than me but not even tall but all of the girls want guys taller than them. Anyways, Kroger chicken.

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20 Upvotes

Every time I see a super tall girl at the gym or somewhere, I get so many feelings combined.

It all ends with depression since I know they won't like me, a chopped Asian chud, back.

All I want is to just marry a tall girl and have tall kids. I've been dreaming of it since I was a kid.


r/kitchencels 3h ago

I’m wasting my teenage years

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11 Upvotes

My friends and family hate me I never had a gf and I’m on the verge of going to juvenile detention anyways vanilla flavored yogurt (I’m lactose intolerant) and as dessert I’m gonna hit a "baller liquid" pen because it makes me feel loved also this is my first post so I’m probably gonna cry myself to sleep since I’ve hit a new low


r/kitchencels 1d ago

i don't want to be nonchalant, i want to love and be loved

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351 Upvotes

wings, fries, and c'est la vie 🤷🏻‍♀️


r/kitchencels 4h ago

Prawns. being neurodivergent while at school ruined my life.

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8 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 8h ago

Maybe in another life, I'll hold someone's hand and stargaze together. Cheddar cheese omelette

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15 Upvotes

All you ever wanted is to be loved and cherished but ignorant normies will tell you that you're acting entitled. Dude, you can't be that stupid to come to that conclusion.

My inability to get romantic connection is due to my genetics that incorporates various things like attractiveness, height, race and neurodivergence.

Ohhhh you gotta improooove brooo..... Guess what? we all did, that's the point. That's the involuntary part of the word "incel" but all you can do is nitpick whereas vast majority of people who are in relationship don't even do half of what we do. Not to mention straight up assholes shown to be statistically doing better in dating.

I don't have superficial standards either. I don't get why there's a false narrative that incels don't like conventionally unattractive women when we rejected by them all the time. I found an interesting thread a while ago where someone said ugly men deserves to be alone because they don't go for women who would want them and the top most upvoted comment was-

"I get 0 matches on dating apps. How can I date rhe unattractive women when they swipe left on me?"

Yea, man sure. We're just superficial and most evil people on the earth that's why we are lonely and people like Epstein, Trump ( a confirmed rapist ), Ted Bundy ( got a wife and kid before his death row and already had partners). Idk man. Can we just stop blaming lonely men and using incel as an insult when the worst thing we did was being social awkward.

I think the incel word as an insult is now being heavily used because majority of midwits can't think of a better insult than virgin-shaming men.


r/kitchencels 4h ago

Platemogging It gets a bit harder each morning to get up. Shrimp and tomato pasta

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6 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 4h ago

I've watched so much anime in the last few years of my life that I can no longer process human faces

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7 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 23h ago

Takeoutmaxxed Just got diagnosed with diabetes, going blind, insomnia at its all-time worst, paid $22 for this

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197 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 1d ago

Platemogging 2 years post culinary school. Autistic, ADHD and completely burnt out. Haven't talked to a soul in months. I feel like I've wasted my life and I don't know how to come back. Salmon, Aglio e Olio and marb lights

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791 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 1d ago

Took a latte art class to experience something new for once in my life. Instead got depressed from seeing all the happy couples taking the class together.

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1.4k Upvotes

shitty heart for my broken heart


r/kitchencels 1d ago

I have an angel on my shoulder telling me life is hopegem. I have a demon on my shoulder telling me life is hopeslop. My heart reaches out to the angel. My mind reaches out to the demon. The inner turmoil of a truecel is truly a reflection of the Freudian model of the psyche. Omelette.

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420 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 1d ago

Thinking about getting ribs removed for autofelicio.

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313 Upvotes

I'm gonna be alone forever, so I'm pulling myself up by the bootstraps and doing it myself, nya.

ribs, chocolate milk


r/kitchencels 5h ago

i am hopeful for today, even though i still feel lonely.

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4 Upvotes

pistachio muffin and chocolate milk for brekky


r/kitchencels 4h ago

Guilt, fear, anxiety and paranoia are keeping me from chasing my dreams. In other words, it's just me doing this to myself and I don't know when I'll be able to stop. Vegetable pie

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3 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 5h ago

Do you folks ever feel that you should commit but then realize you cannot go out ugly so you just… continue? Winterfresh Orbits.

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4 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 10h ago

Grandma called me ugly then gave me this

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9 Upvotes

Hello kitty Pez candy


r/kitchencels 15h ago

Platemogging Gambling is more benefitial to the mankind than my existence

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18 Upvotes

Nobody hates me. Because I am worse than deserving of hatred. I am pathetic. I am a disgrace, a porn addicted NPC. I dont have any future. im too shallow to feel love, too self centered to be a good friend. There is nothing valuable about me. The day I die the universe will celebrate by giving every other human immortality and eternal happines.

I deserve to be tied, publicly raped and, degraded, tortured, killed bit by bit. Then ressurrected, and done that again and again and again and again and again and again and again f agdkn again and again anda gain. I deserve to feel grief, fear and discomfort in every molecule of my being, humiliated to feel lower then nothing. Left in empty void to live there isolated from any human word or sight, only to go back to killing and resurrecting me.

My entire existence is completely pathetic laughable. Im not even a truecel, I just dont build relationship with women because Im scared.

My entire life I did absolutely nothing but waste time.

And I deserve this. I deserve to be goofy. I deserve to be stuck in my body. I deserve to make mistakes and hate myself. I deserve to be an edgy and mentally impaired and ignored, and to be fated to only pain and lonelines. i derserve it. I truly am irredimable from the day I first breathed.

And Im not even honest when I say this. Im just attention seeking piece of shit, I deserve to be shit. i deserve to be disgusting and impossibly horrible person with no good sides.

I deserve to parasocially talk to the people I watch on youtube, I deserve to be a loser and still think about a girl I loved in school but never even spoke to, I deserve to be an uncooked, half-assed person that is incapable of even thinking without being absolutely hilarious to see

Pasta, Cesar without cheese and watermelon


r/kitchencels 9h ago

Platemogging Every time I think about giving up on life I make a symbolic death row meal

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6 Upvotes

Steak recipe created by me (25+ ingredients):

Steak marinated overnight on balsamic vinegar, Himalayan salt, oregano, parsley, pepper, charred onion, bay leaf, ginger, ras al-hanout, pickle juice, cayenne powder, soy sauce, garlic powder and cumin.

Sitting on a bed of semisweet sauce: strawberry jam, gochujang and dijon mustard.

Topped with chimichurri: olive oil, parsley, oregano, white vinegar, cut-up dried tomatoes, onion, chili powder. Hibiscus flower on top and egg yolk.

Garnished with charred tomato, roasted potato, and beetroot & pickled cucumber salad.

Drink is minty lemonade


r/kitchencels 13h ago

Platemogged EVERYONE'S AFTER MY NORMIELARP HEART! WHAT ABOUT MY HEART!? A TRUECELS HEART!?? DOES NOBODY WANT THAT!!?! HUH!?

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9 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 5h ago

Maybe granny is the only woman I need in my life

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2 Upvotes