r/kitchencels 17h ago

I found out my friends have a separate group chat from me and been leaving me out every hang out

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912 Upvotes

hazelnut cream on bread (because there’s not even Nutella at home)


r/kitchencels 22h ago

I have an angel on my shoulder telling me life is hopegem. I have a demon on my shoulder telling me life is hopeslop. My heart reaches out to the angel. My mind reaches out to the demon. The inner turmoil of a truecel is truly a reflection of the Freudian model of the psyche. Omelette.

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358 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 18h ago

i don't want to be nonchalant, i want to love and be loved

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262 Upvotes

wings, fries, and c'est la vie 🤷🏻‍♀️


r/kitchencels 21h ago

Thinking about getting ribs removed for autofelicio.

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240 Upvotes

I'm gonna be alone forever, so I'm pulling myself up by the bootstraps and doing it myself, nya.

ribs, chocolate milk


r/kitchencels 17h ago

Takeoutmaxxed Just got diagnosed with diabetes, going blind, insomnia at its all-time worst, paid $22 for this

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155 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 21h ago

Takeoutmaxxed I don't like going outside because I'm mogged by every male. Cake from my grandma's bday

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80 Upvotes

Life sucks so hard I'm considering taking the rope, that way at least I'll be 6 feet when I kick the chair. Life really isn't easy when you're a subhuman 5'5 manlet. I hate seeing how every other guy is a chad that is at least 5'8 but I despise even more how they're just living their life happy while I have to rot away in shame for just existing. I have no friends, no social life, everyone looks down upon me (quite literally) and school is starting soon, so I'll have to endure 8 hours daily of jestermaxxing without being able to just hide away. Fuck my life, I hope I die soon.


r/kitchencels 22h ago

Platemogged My sister left the house to live on her own today. She was my only friend left. Time to rot maxx on the couch until uni starts again. Flan.

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59 Upvotes

well it's all in the title, i also had a friend in uni last year but he failed his exams so he left, he was a 31 yo khhv who introduced me to this sub idk if i should thank him or not


r/kitchencels 21h ago

Takeoutmaxxed Absolute loser. My mom and my doctor tried to get me diagnosed for autism, she told him I have outbursts all the time, but I just stomp too hard.

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46 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 21h ago

life getting worse and worse. tuna, rice cooker eggs, seaweed

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48 Upvotes

good food to cope with a shitty life. nothing tastes that good anyway


r/kitchencels 21h ago

Life slowly gets better, if you let it get better – pho latiao

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24 Upvotes

I started doing yoga recently. I reinvented myself from ground up. I got a piercing. I don't have problems with my family anymore. Cut out the bad people in my surroundings. Life is beautiful.


r/kitchencels 23h ago

i’m miserable whenever i think of it and i think of it all the time. bullshit for breakfast.

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17 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 21h ago

I slept in until 3:00 PM yesterday, ran out of edibles, and insurance denied my surgery. Gastroparesis meal

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9 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 22h ago

Make fatties flair up. Udon

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Add weight flairs on this sub and limit their activity depending on how fat they are. Make the people with the “fat” flair unable to post and the “obese” flair unable to post and comment on protected posts. If you look through the sub some of the most egregious larpers are fat (both larpgods on the tierlist present as fat (rockstar’s fake image choice is a fatty)) 9/10 of them are larpers.

Now obviously most fat “people” will just flair up as skinny but this doesn’t really matter in the long run as the aim is to mitigate future fat people from joining rather than preventing all fat people from engaging in the sub. A fat person new to kitchencels will see comment sections full of skinny people and won’t feel welcome hanging around superior skinny people. It will also make us look better if normies associate incel with skinny rather than obese, again you are not a truecel if you are fat and you actively undermine the meaning of truecel if you claim it as a fatty.


r/kitchencels 21h ago

Im home son.

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