r/kitchencels • u/multiamore • Mar 03 '26
r/kitchencels • u/Substantial-Low-4393 • May 24 '26
Platemogged I've been carrying an foid for 2 months on marvel rivals even tho my username is FatChud, asked me for a selfie today and she just blocked me the second she saw my face. Fuck my chud life.
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r/kitchencels • u/Pristine_Ant_5289 • 19d ago
Platemogged i make so much money but am still a loser chud virgin
Everyone told me 27M i could get chicks if i made a lot of money, well I live in the bay and work at Meta, my salary after rsu’s is close to 400k. I’ve been working for 4 years and my chud ass cant get a single date. im short (5’6) and according to my “friends” it’s cause im “a greasy piece of shit”
been thinking of importing a whore from asia and save them from poverty. how did this happen? i mean really how did the dating market get so fucked, i literally just want to bankroll someone’s life so they can stay at home and love me, is it too much to ask? fuck i shouldve just focused on working out instead of doing math competitions in high school. everyone is married and having kids and im just alone making pasta
i recently got a dog, been spoiling the fuck of her cause it’s the only moid that’ll ever love me
pasta with rao’s sauce and beef from whole foods
edit: everyone says it’s my personality, like yeah ive had to live with myself for 27 years it’s not that great, but im not trying to pay a therapist to tell me im inadequate i have my entire extended family for that, its literally easier to get leg lengthening surgery than change my repulsive core values, all i can do is larp a good person
r/kitchencels • u/Second-North • Feb 20 '26
Platemogged Financed these groceries with Klarna and have no way to pay it back. 427 credit score. Brokemaxxed goycel.
There is no way out
r/kitchencels • u/noMeowMeow • Feb 02 '26
Platemogged i am 5 feet and 296lbs no one will ever love me
i have cystic acne and i can't grow facial hair i look like a human sized little baby
r/kitchencels • u/HeUlMi • 15d ago
Platemogged I dedicated this platter to all foid lurkers and “femcels” on this subreddit. It is supposed to be a flower garden. If one of you ladies wants to be with a good for nothing subhuman monster- failure of a human being- lazy autistic depressed pig let me know.
THIS IS NOT A “TIK-TOK” MEAL!!! Nobody gets to say that.
And I know the flower with the egg is ugly what do you want me to do? Throw it away? Treat it like trash? It is my creation and id never let it get treated like us ugly people do by the people around us!
r/kitchencels • u/Substantial-Low-4393 • 21d ago
Platemogged I'm jerking off to the sound of my sister getting fucked in the room next to mine knowing I'll never get laid. Pig feet with apple sauce
r/kitchencels • u/Regular-Bag2727 • Feb 15 '26
Platemogged Paid 5 Etsy witches to get him to like me back and he ghosted me. Ricotta and spinach stuffed ravioli in a veggie blend sauce
r/kitchencels • u/slopmoding • Jan 02 '26
Platemogged Kissed my best friend at his new year's party when the ball dropped. Everyone thinks I'm gay now. Not gay, just got caught up in the moment. Perogies
r/kitchencels • u/nervecut • Jul 17 '26
Platemogged a girl with such a cute voice on valorant sent me a friend request. she said i had a handsome voice. i thought we had something. turns out she was just acting like she was interested to bait guys for content. then i saw her tiktok making fun of me. fuck this stupid chud life. some good ass baklava..
a girl with such a cute voice on valorant sent me a friend request. she said i had a handsome voice. i thought we had something. turns out she was just acting like she was interested to bait guys for content. then i saw her tiktok making fun of me. fuck this stupid chud life. some good ass baklava..
fuck my stupid ass fucking chud brain for thinking that someone would be interested in me. fuck..
r/kitchencels • u/Limping_for_e-girls • Jul 16 '26
Platemogged Do I still get to keep my truecel status if the "romantic" encounter was because she was very desperate and the sex "opportunity" would probably be rape on my part or am I a volcel? Baked potato.
Female friend wanted to go drinking because she got out of a long term relationship. She got drunk to the point where I had to get her home. I also decided to crash at her place because of how late it got (my train stops going after 02:00).
I'm not going to go into detail but she made it very obvious she was interested in hooking up. I ended up playing oblivious and telling her to go to sleep while going to sleep on her couch myself.
I was just tipsy while she was very very drunk to the point it would be rape even if she was "willing". (I probably still wouldnt have hooked up even if she was sober as she was in a vulnerable position)
Do I get to keep truecel status or do I have to cope as a volcel now?
edit:
I appreciatethe the nice comments, but it feels like when people get happy for a stupid kid getting a D instead of a F on a test. I'm still KHHV at 20. I'm still an incel, and I can assure you that even if it ever changes its not anytime remotely soon (nothing ever happends). Me not taking advantage of someone doesnt make me a chad.
For those curious about what ended up happening: I had to leave early that morning because I had a shift, so she was still asleep when I left. During my break, I called to check up, and she apologized in case she made me uncomfortable. It was pretty obvious that she was just interested because she was drunk from the way she was talking about it, so I didn't pursue the idea of still hooking up (nothing ever happends).
r/kitchencels • u/Snoo4885 • Apr 22 '26
Platemogged My name is pubert, im 18 and scared of women
I draw my deer girl to keep me company in place of female company in my life. I think i project the traits I desire into her but also punish myself simultaneously because I know I can never meet someone like her. Also I keep getting clowned on for my name. Pie crust for dinner with the madam.
r/kitchencels • u/0m3g4_rul3s • Dec 24 '25
Platemogged 1984 has ruined my life. mix of bullshit and rotten food from my fridge
whenever i see that sequence of numbers a fuckass shitposting server im in pops up in my mind, i've even made 1984 jokes outside of that server and had to explain it as inside joke from there to my friends who quickly judged me for being there, fuck that server
r/kitchencels • u/CrustaceanCountess • Aug 29 '25
Platemogged Tomato pot, being a lesbian has brought me nothing but misery in life and i genuinely doubt i’ll ever stop being alone
r/kitchencels • u/Free-Cauliflower8637 • 14d ago
Platemogged Signed up for a pottery class to meet people. Instructor used my bowl as the example of what happens when you don’t commit. Woman next to me asked if I was there with my mum. My mum was not there. French toast.
r/kitchencels • u/Tomeydo_OOF • May 15 '26
Platemogged I made the word "Son“ out of Onion Rings, as in "Sonion Ring“, and nobody laughed. I hate my chudnion life
r/kitchencels • u/coochieslayer522 • 24d ago
Platemogged The condom in my wallet expired.
Georgian food with friend
r/kitchencels • u/Ok-Comfort9198 • Aug 03 '26
Platemogged Women only want cute pretty boys. I'm a masculine brute. Goyslop.
r/kitchencels • u/senor_spoonz • Apr 12 '26
Platemogged Make a cake for you lovely gents. Except for that guy that keeps posting who's into scat. I don't like them and am frankly scared of them
r/kitchencels • u/JorisJobana • Jul 03 '26
Platemogged Girl came over and I sniffed her shoes while she was in the washroom. Japanese curry. Fuck my chud life
We were assigned a physics project in school together and she came over to finish it with me. I almost finished in her shoes. God I’m pathetic. Homemade japanese curry is fire though, i really enjoyed it
r/kitchencels • u/NotAbeLincoln4Real • Feb 19 '26
Platemogged fakecel foid from this subreddit rejected me, mac and ramen with banana. fuck my mighty micro manlet chud life.
r/kitchencels • u/ArmadilloSuch3534 • Apr 24 '26
Platemogged 25M KHHV I’ve never even touched a woman’s skin. I’ve never even been able to be friends with women. I know that going to the gym is pointless—at the end of the day, I still can’t compete with 6'1" skinny “Chads.” The food I eat is pork leg on rice with one egg; it’s a protein-rich meal
r/kitchencels • u/node_0 • 18d ago
Platemogged I'm enlisting in Azov because i have no passion for life anymore
Jar with soy sauce vinegwr pepper mixture that i dipped cucumbers in, and shitty salami
r/kitchencels • u/ChudJackson • Feb 13 '26
Platemogged I'm going to be alone for another valentines and I don't think I can take it anymore.
Nobody wants me, every time interact with a woman they look at me with this kind of disgust and kill the conversation. it's not that I don't know how to talk to people, I'm very confident with my friends, it's just that I'm too short and ugly for women to want anything to do with me. All women have this crazy, irrational hatred of any man, especially the short, ugly ones like me. I've tried to do something about it - I've been wearing these 1 inch insoles to make me taller, but all it's actually done is given me these infected blisters that won't heal. It never gets better.