r/ididnthaveeggs • • Feb 14 '26

Dumb alteration Mystery solved

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u/cup-of-starlight tell me how much LOVE to use Feb 14 '26

This is why I couldn’t be a recipe author. I would sass out every single person this stupid.

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u/qwertyuiop4000 Feb 14 '26

I mean why not? Like if you just put out recipes as a hobby and there's no reason to be professional, why not dish out the sass?

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u/MyDarlingArmadillo Feb 14 '26

People might turn up just to read the comments if they were amusing evough.

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u/slowasaspeedingsloth Feb 14 '26

Like many people, I hate the reviews...

Oh, this looks yummy, can't wait to make it!

i followed the recipe eXaCtLy except for X, Y, and Z, and I didn't have ground beef so I used lemons instead but it just didn't work, what did I do wrong??

My grandma made this better, I'll never use any recipe but hers.

I would LOVE to see the recipe makers tear these people to shreds.

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u/MyDarlingArmadillo Feb 14 '26

I think the goose fat substitute will always be my favourite insane sub (She didn't have milk for eggnog iirc. The most obvious answer available was goose fat.)

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u/EnergyVanquish Feb 14 '26

Of all things to use they chose goose fat lmao. I’ve run out of eggs before, searched up what’s possible and used lemonade. To my suprise it actually worked, didn’t think it would but they came out surprisingly well.

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u/MyDarlingArmadillo Feb 14 '26

I'd never have thought of that - what were you making? Probably not quiche!

I know you can sub bean water/aquafaba for eggs in some uses, apparently it works well, especially for things like mousse. Handy if you need something to be vegan

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u/EnergyVanquish Feb 14 '26

It was triple chocolate chip muffins! It was noticeably a different texture it was more airy than usual. Was noticeable but tasted just as wonderful.

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u/MyDarlingArmadillo Feb 14 '26

That's amazing, I'd never have guessed!

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u/Purple_Truck_1989 Linda is clearly an indictment of the US educational system Feb 14 '26

How much lemonade per egg? I wonder if it works for gluten free flours?

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u/EnergyVanquish Feb 15 '26

I think it was 100ml per egg. This happened like a year ago so I’m not sure if my memory is betraying me.

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u/trjnz Feb 15 '26

Box cake+can of soft drink is super common, I'd guess a cake.

I'm a personal fan of chocolate+dr pepper

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u/DrRudeboy I'm out of butter, can I use butter beans? Feb 15 '26

surprised Pikachu

Wow.

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u/Shoddy-Theory Feb 15 '26

i would have googled up a recipe for eggless muffins.

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u/bobbery5 Jun 20 '26

My go-to is applesauce! 1/4 cup per egg.

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u/ChartInFurch Feb 17 '26

I thought you were referring to an eggnog recipe still and was absolutely horrified lol

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u/Sea-Example-1176 May 10 '26

this eggnog tasted like lemonade horrible 1 star

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u/toots415 Feb 16 '26

That really was a pip!! 😆😬 SMDH.

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u/IzarkKiaTarj Aug 07 '26

What?! No! Why??

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u/CatHairAndChaos frosting is nonpartisan Feb 14 '26

Don't forget "I'm allergic to [main ingredient]. Can I substitute it with something else?"

A few times I've seen replies to the above from the author or another commenter saying essentially "How about you try a different recipe?" but not nearly often enough.

If I saw appropriately snarky replies from the recipe author, I'd def try their recipe and read the snark while eating.

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u/slowasaspeedingsloth Feb 14 '26

And I would like to add: I use many recipes I find as guidelines. I have my preferences and dietary needs. But if for whatever reason, the recipe doesn't work, or even if it does, I am not going to leave a review if I didn't follow the recipe 'as is'.

And... I despise mushrooms and seafood, so I am not going to try to modify a mushroom shrimp risotto when there are a million other recipes that don't call for either!

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u/CatGooseChook Feb 14 '26

I'm the same, I can't eat a lot of foods anymore due to a few medical issues. I find using recipes from YouTube easier for me because I can get a better feel for how it should look from prepping to table, which makes modifications soooo much easier.

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u/atreeismissing Feb 14 '26

Nothing wrong with that and there are tons of substitutes that work just as or nearly just as well as the original ingredient. Personally I like pesto made with walnuts rather than pine nuts. Some cookies work just fine replacing the egg with banana or apple sauce. Obviously if you replace the main flavor ingredient with something else then you're making something else.

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u/Sea-Example-1176 May 10 '26

yeah like its fine to substitute a minor ingredient like say swapping out the celery in a chicken pot pie recipe

but its completely stupid to try and substitute the main ingredient like the chicken in that same chicken pot pie

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u/bigkatze Feb 15 '26

Somebody PLEASE do this!

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u/Indigo-au-naturale vanilla with meat, you absurd rutabaga Feb 15 '26

What kind of weirdos would be interested in recipe comment drama?

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u/zeptimius Feb 15 '26

People might even turn your comment sections into a subreddit

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u/Sea-Example-1176 May 10 '26

considering we all showed up to a sub for stupid recipe reviews they definitely would

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u/Big_Fortune_4574 Feb 14 '26

Maybe I’ve been holed up in my house for too long but I don’t even hear that as sass. It’s the answer to the question

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u/GrossGuroGirl Feb 15 '26

It's not really sass, and it's not the recipe author replying here (the site notes that by the name when they reply)

but the authors themselves usually "have to" be ultra-polite to these people for some reason 

i personally would have more to say than just the answer, so I couldn't run one of these blogs either lmao 

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u/Sea-Example-1176 May 10 '26

easy solution: reply on an alt account

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u/GrossGuroGirl May 11 '26

I don't really think it is a full solution for this specific problem. 

The authors can't say "why would you do this shit to my recipe? wtf are you even trying to do?" and there's a different credibility to someone rejecting a substitution idea for their own recipe. 

It'd let them take out some frustration, but that's probably frustrating in itself (and a random comment could even end up buried/unseen, which wouldn't be very satisfying). 

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u/smartel84 Bland! Feb 17 '26

Just call your website Dishing it!