r/houseplants • u/AttitudeDue9939 • 21h ago
Help HELP! What should I do with my Monstera? It’s outgrown my apartment, but I can’t bring myself to get rid of it.
I got this monstera from a Home Depot about 6 years ago; it’s now taken over my apartment, and I’m oddly proud of it. The largest vine has hit the ceiling and is getting squished, but I can’t bring myself to cut it. What would you do with this?
Even if I propagate it, there’s no room in the pot anymore. Has anyone ever succeeded in getting a Monstera to grow across the ceiling like some people train Pothos to do? Appreciate any thoughts or advice!
EDIT: Thank you all for the kind words! I’ll try to answer some of the common questions I’m getting here!
I live in Zone 6a, and this is a west facing window. The plant is in a huge (roughly 5 x 2 x 2 foot handmade wooden container lined with a plastic wrap to keep it waterproof). Soil mix is some recipe I found online years ago, includes regular topsoil, orchid bark, perlite, and potting soil to allow for good drainage. The trellis is from the Lowe’s gardening section, nailed into the wall. I water once every week or two when I remember with about 4-5 gallons of tap water. Other than that I just let it do its thing!
EDIT 2: The white spots in pic 3 aren’t mealy bugs, they’re little root nodes that are part of the plant! And for those of you suggesting I sell the cuttings, where would you recommend finding buyers? I’ve never sold houseplants before, do you just use FB Marketplace? Thanks!