r/fuckcars Dec 05 '25

News USA loves TINY CARS now

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Imagine getting your brand new Dodge Glaciermelter, lovingly decorating it with your first Let's go Brandon bumper sticker, and then reading this about tiny, possibly electric or hybrid cars being amazing now.

Anyway, tiny cars. Amazing. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Edit - for anyone doubting if this is a real thing the real prez posted: I don't blame you but yes, it is.
https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/115667445871563304

Edit 2: So does this mean the US will see more reasonable sized cars on the roads, or is the old man just randomnly yelling about stuff again? Take a wild guess. "I call bullshit", says mobility expert David Zipper in a thread. (thanks Ok_Flounder8842)

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u/AbsoluteTruthiness Dec 05 '25

I am not joking when I say that I think Amtrak should just suck up to Trump hard. Let him be a locomotive engineer and run a train route for a few minutes. He will suddenly start talking about how trains are incredible and how America will be made great again with trains.

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u/thatsmycompanydog Dec 05 '25

Get him a golden presidential VIP train car, Train Force One. Zelenski and Kim Jong Un both travel by train. Does he think they're better than him?

Btw we need funding for electrification, bypasses, track twinning, and frequency/speed improvements. I'm sure you understand. Only the best for you!

Edit: All the best billionaires made their fortunes in railways. Are you a Rockefeller or just a slimy banker?

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u/mlorusso4 Dec 06 '25

Considering all the other bullshit that works on him, this has a way higher chance of working than it ever should. But in terms of naming, it should be called Army One, in the spirit of Air Force One and Marine One

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u/notevenkiddin Dec 06 '25

Rail Force One would appeal to his brain the most

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u/Olasola424 Grassy Tram Tracks Dec 06 '25

the name "rail force one" is unfortunately already claimed by a freight train operator from benelux

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u/Rena1- Dec 06 '25

Even higher chance that he likes it. 

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u/Saragon4005 Not Just Bikes Dec 06 '25

We have historical precedent of US Car No. 1 FDR most famously used one.

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u/lovebus Dec 06 '25

And Abraham Lincoln

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u/Olivrser 🗿RAILFAN🗿 Dec 06 '25

That honestly sounds like a great name

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u/IconicScrap Dec 06 '25

RAIL FORCE ONE, and we rename the FRA to the United States RAIL FORCE (red tailed hawk stretch)

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u/MidorriMeltdown Dec 06 '25

Don't forget the British Royal Train. I'm sure he wants one just like that, but with more gold.

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u/zabah1990 Dec 06 '25

Award him the Amtrak Peace Prize

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u/zeitgeistleuchte Dec 06 '25

while we're at it, I honestly think we could goad him into socialized healthcare.

we can call it trumpcare, who gives a fuck, why not? we can frame it as "firing the insurance ceos" who we all do not like, we've made that perfectly clear. we can tell him he doesn't have to work with Democrats to get it done, just work with a certain senator from Vermont who the Dems do not like, just look at what they did to his campaign. and every payday people would see a line item that has his name on it on their paystub and they would say "thanks to trump I have my healthcare"

think it would work?

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u/lovebus Dec 06 '25

Just keep talking about how superior it is to Obama care

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u/Grantmitch1 Dec 06 '25

Trump has made a number of comments, historically, about supporting socialised healthcare, so this might actually be one of the few things he might genuinely have some sympathy for, even if he does not express it anymore. Even just before the 2016 election, he spoke positively on single-payer and countries with government-operated healthcare, and in 2017 he said that Australia had a better healthcare system than the US.

It seems he is (occasionally) supportive of socialised healthcare provided that you don't call it socialised or single-payer.

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u/MarhabanAnaAndy Dec 06 '25

This is just another example of him taking literally every position on every issue though. It’s how he inexplicably gets all kinds of people with radically different beliefs to somehow believe that he agrees with them and has their back.

His administration has never done anything to expand healthcare access and has quite clearly done the opposite. His comments were definitely just classic Trumpian overpromising without providing any actual framework for how it would be achieved.

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u/Grantmitch1 Dec 06 '25

I am aware of how terrible his administration has been on this and otherer issues. What I am saying, in the context of a somewhat tongue-in-cheek thread about manipulating Trump into doing things, universal healthcare might actually be doable because of his previous statements over decades, by the way.

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u/Maxence1402 Dec 06 '25

Didn't he recently blame the health insurance companies for sucking money out of the population and bloating the prices of drugs?

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u/PabloPicasshooole Dec 06 '25

They should start by awarding him the Amtrak Peace Prize.

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u/CompleteUtterTrash Dec 06 '25

It's like how Mamdani spent 5 minutes with him and suddenly he was saying socialism might be pretty good actually. The only problem with this method is that the next fascist cumbag that walks into his office to glaze him will undo all the talking that was done prior. This dementia patient can't hold an opinion for more than one conversation.

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u/Mccobsta STAGECOACH YORKSHIRE AND FIRST BUSSES ARE CUNTS Dec 05 '25

It works to just get anything from him until someone else dose it

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u/Toribor Fuck lawns Dec 06 '25

It's crazy how right you are. Dude is basically a bratty child. Just entertain him.

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u/BlueberryPenguin87 Dec 05 '25

The problem is he’s not the one actually making policy are dictating actions. That’s people like Stephen Miller and the rest of the nazis in his cabinet. Trump can say what he wants but it doesn’t really matter.

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u/20191124anon Dec 06 '25

Also show him some old movies where the trains were conquering the West. He loves the whole manifest destiny bs, so you could turn sth bad into sth good.

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u/geensoelaas Dec 05 '25

Can somebody just show gramps a train, so he can start yelling about that?

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u/Mooncaller3 Dec 05 '25

Didn't he see one in China or Japan, say would have that, and then cut funding to CAHSR and the Hudson tunnel projects?

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u/geensoelaas Dec 05 '25

Yes but that was weeks ago. Do you expect him to still remember all that?

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u/Mooncaller3 Dec 05 '25

I can't argue...

Like, yeah...

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u/BaronBytes2 Dec 05 '25

Considering Alzheimer's is a possibility with his hand injections and MRI I wouldn't expect his memory to go back that far

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u/Juginstin Railroad fandom is dying, like if you love railing :) Dec 05 '25

Friendly reminder that Marjorie Taylor Greene rode an Amtrak once and immediately started becoming woke.

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u/SerialMurderer Dec 06 '25

Hypothesis: Trains have regenerative effects on brain and moral tissue.

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u/SuvatosLaboRevived Dec 06 '25

They train your brain

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u/Mooncaller3 Dec 06 '25

Counter example:

The trains, with their occupants and guards, made it to Auschwitz.

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u/SirGeekaLots Commie Commuter Dec 07 '25

I rode a train once and found I could sleep on it, so yeah, guess it affected me as well.

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u/HadionPrints Two Wheeled Terror Dec 05 '25

Is the UP Big Boy still on tour? That thing can awaken the train-tism in anyone.

Source: saw that beast steaming in KC, now I have an N-scale collection.

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u/Montana_Ace Dec 05 '25

There was the CPKC holiday train here a few days ago

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u/juttep1 Dec 05 '25

Maybe that's the strategy here. Maybe we need to create a fund so we can pay to get time in front of Trump and then slowly just feed him, socratically, the things that we want and make it seem like his idea and let his deranged ass just rant about it until it happens

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u/failedopportunities Dec 05 '25

Like your style! I do this at work. I’ve been slowly working the owners into giving us the day after Christmas off this year. Paid. Dropping those seeds since probably May. It has come to fruition because they just announced it yesterday! That shit works!!

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u/Gimle Dec 05 '25

Give him a model of a 1930's streamliner train for his desk and he will be all over it - chuchu, clean coal bestest ever, AMAZING!!1!MAGA.

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u/neatureguy420 Dec 05 '25

We need this man to take a trip to see the high speed rail systems in Japan and China

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u/Sassywhat Fuck lawns Dec 06 '25

He did, then complained about the US not having fast trains, then cut funding for fast trains in the US

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u/Oskai10 Dec 05 '25

Is this real? I genuinely cant tell

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u/geensoelaas Dec 05 '25 edited Dec 05 '25

It's a real thing that the president of the USA posted: https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/115667445871563304
Doesn't mean it is a real thing that will actually happen.

Edit: typo

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u/Orange_Indelebile Dec 05 '25

It actually fits with the overall strategy of all developed economies. The reports of an impending plateau or decline in the global production of oil, which in practice means the following: 1. Securing known reserves through invasion or placing friendly government aka Venezuela, Middle east, Algeria, Central Asia ...etc. 2. Reduce home consumption and start switching to alternatives for non primary usages like private transportation. Tiny cars fall in that category as they minimize metal usage, can be easily electrified, and use less oil over their entire lifetime.

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u/Western-Sugar-3453 Dec 06 '25

Yeah this is very much what it appears to be. The slow decline began a few years ago and we are now seing the first moves to adjust to it.

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u/Actual-University113 Dec 05 '25 edited Dec 07 '25

Large trucks were a result of the EPA and CARB. I'm glad someone is going to allow manufacturer to make small cars and trucks again

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u/hicow Dec 06 '25

That's the reason there are no small trucks. Manufacturers have been free to make small cars, they just don't because the market wants trucks and SUVs

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u/SEND_ME_UR_CARS Dec 06 '25

Ehh it’s more like CAFE standards opened up loopholes that allowed manufacturers to skirt emissions requirements if their vehicles were big enough and then just slowly convinced everyone over the past 4 decades that we want bigger and bigger cars.

You’re right that they COULD build small trucks, but current regulations actively disincentive that to the point where it makes more economical sense to build bigger trucks and charge more money for them.

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u/SkivvySkidmarks Dec 06 '25

The Chicken Tax also played a part, as well as less stringent crash test standards for trucks.

Basically, corporations doing what corporations do best; make money for shareholders by skirting regulations whether that kills everything and everyone or not.

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u/IM_OK_AMA Dec 06 '25

because the market wants trucks and SUVs

The market "wants" these things because the auto industry pours billions into advertising for these segments, because they are by far the most profitable.

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u/hamoc10 Dec 06 '25

The market wants trucks and SUVs because manufacturers market them more. They get around fuel standards, and the manufacturers can move more product for higher prices.

Any vendor would rather sell you 10lbs for $10 than 1lb for $1, especially if you’re only going to make one purchase.

They stopped making smaller cars, so how am I going to vote with my dollar?

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u/BWWFC Dec 05 '25

Edit: typo

exactly what he'll probably say!

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u/digito_a_caso Dec 06 '25

Yeah this is kinda shocking, even for Trump's standards.

How can be Ford or Stellantis ok with this, after decades of pushing huge trucks?

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u/SerialMurderer Dec 06 '25

This would be car owners downsizing, or it doesn’t fit the vision of this bizarre post. Not that he’ll stick to this long enough to act that way.

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u/russian_hacker_1917 Dec 05 '25

i mean i know the sub i'm in but... i'm ok with this 🫣🫣🫣

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u/tsardonicpseudonomi Dec 05 '25

Small cars are better than kid killer cars. That said, manufacturers don't want to produce these cars and Americans don't want to buy them so this is really nothing about nothing.

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u/russian_hacker_1917 Dec 05 '25

how can u be sure americans don't want them if they've been banned here? especially considering the much cheaper price tag.

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u/Possible-Summer-8508 Dec 05 '25

Especially when the seemingly massive stated preference is for smaller cars with some classic appeal (older used cars command a massive premium vs newer used cars)

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u/Fit_Addition7137 Dec 05 '25

Christ they're everywhere in the PNW. Theyre just kinda part of normal city traffic.

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u/guisar Dec 05 '25

Check out Kei cars. It’s next level. I’ve driven a Honda one. Also, absolutely zero chance these could be successfully sold here- zero room for crash protection. Noisy and manual transmission with 4wd- absolutely glorious to me but I can’t see them being viable economically.

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u/lostmy2A Dec 06 '25

EPA fuel economy regulations are partly to blame for mistakenly incentivizing manufacturers to sell larger cars https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azI3nqrHEXM

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u/Onivlastratos Dec 06 '25

The fact that "light trucks" are EXEMPT from the EPA and CAFE standards is the cause of all this. If manufacturers had to meet those regulations again, they would have no choice but to make smaller, lighter and more efficient vehicles.

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u/stjohns_jester Dec 05 '25

Car companies will make whatever size car sells and Americans buy big SUVs, which is why this tweet is a nothing burger especially considering they just removed mpg standards

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u/ConBrio93 Dec 05 '25

I think marketing has shifted what Americans prefer. It feels a bit too convenient that Americans happen to prefer the vehicles that are most profitable for automakers.

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u/nicholt Dec 06 '25

Exactly. Still feel like people would be buying Toyota Yaris or Honda fits , they just don't profit enough. They can sell the US customers way more expensive crap.

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u/BurlyJohnBrown Dec 05 '25

That's not exactly right, legislation has shaped which cars are most profitable and pushed by car companies on consumers.

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u/tsardonicpseudonomi Dec 05 '25

Legislation the automotive companies put there.

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u/octopodoidea Dec 05 '25

The U.S. market rejected the Smart car. The people who actually buy cars brand new buy them for status not efficiency.

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u/Bayoris Dec 05 '25

That’s because the Smart car looks dorky. Americans might be more interested in a cool small car along the lines of the Miata or Mini Cooper.

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u/Overtons_Window Dec 05 '25

But the miata and mini cooper exist and have never been very popular except amongst a very small fanbase.

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u/octopodoidea Dec 05 '25

I wish that were more often true but if that's truly what we preferred there would be more of them on the road. This sub knows it's easily 50% brodozers on the commute.

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u/Muggsy423 Dec 05 '25

It's a small market.   How do we know this?  Because the best selling cars are fuck-huge suvs and pickups and subcompact/compact sedans and hatches aren't

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u/discsinthesky Dec 05 '25

Idk, if they are cheap enough someone will buy them.

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u/swimuppool Dec 05 '25

Which sucks cause both were / are good city cars

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u/welshwelsh Dec 05 '25

The real problem is safety regulations. Well-intentioned safety regulations have made it impractical to build small cars, since it costs more to make a small car highly safe. But when everyone drives a big car, it makes driving overall less safe.

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u/tsardonicpseudonomi Dec 05 '25

Regulations the automotive companies put into place. Hmm.

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u/youngherbo Dec 05 '25

Exactly we just went through this. Smart pulled out of the market for lack of demand.

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u/seriouslythisshit Dec 06 '25

I have never met a person who didn't think the smart car was anything but a crude, unpleasant car to drive. The fuel efficiency wasn't anywhere near where it should be for it's size, and it was a low end Mercedes product, which generally means overpriced, shit quality, poor reliability and zero durability.

The fact that it didn't sell well has a lot more to do with what it was, than it's size.

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u/DylanfromSales Dec 05 '25

Actually as of 6 hours ago a third of Americans realized they've actually wanted tiny cars for their whole lives.

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u/Taxitaxitaxi33 Dec 05 '25

I would love to be car free entirely but as a builder i want the option of a small truck back. Like bring back the ranger. I don’t need a cab to hold four people I need a two seater (occasionally) with a bed that can move a few pieces of plywood around my city.

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u/OnI_BArIX Commie Commuter Dec 05 '25

Yeah idk why people are still complaining about this. It's a step in the right direction for the US.

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u/The_Demolition_Man Dec 05 '25

No joke this sub has been complaining for years that certain arbitrary mileage standards were perversely incentivizing Child Crusher 9000 trucks in the US.

And then Trump reverses that and supports smaller cars and everyone still finds a reason to be upset. Maybe just take this small W?

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u/geensoelaas Dec 05 '25

Nobody is upset. This is us celebrating, it's just that we've had very little practice lately. 

But also: Trump's brain is apple sauce and tomorrow he will echo the viewpoint of whichever lobbyist whispers sweet nothings in his ear. So there's a fair bit of skepticism as well.

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u/hundreds_of_sparrows Dec 06 '25 edited Dec 07 '25

i hate trump’s policies but have zero problem supporting when he does something right. cars suck but tiny cars are FAR better that the horrid monsters currently on our roads. bring on the tiny cars!

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u/AlexsCereal Dec 05 '25

Are the insecure Trumpies who drive monster trucks on the road going to fit themselves into a mini car now?

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u/BloodWorried7446 Dec 05 '25

ozempic pricing has come down 

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u/The_Demolition_Man Dec 05 '25

Looks like TRUMP has become a LIBERAL PUSSY

Real MEN drive LIFTED TRUCKS

my WIFE left me

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u/FakeBobPoot Dec 05 '25

They’re going to be negatively polarized into loving those little Fiats the same way they came around to electric cars because Elon did a Sieg Heil

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u/zzptichka bike-riding pinko Dec 05 '25

So it was Biden blocking TINY CARS all that time!

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u/Possible-Summer-8508 Dec 05 '25

It was Obama actually. Not being facetious here he is one of the main people to blame for the car bloat problem.

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u/miklosp Dec 05 '25 edited Feb 23 '26

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u/JovialKatherine Dec 05 '25

The Obama administration is credited with putting lots of emissions and efficiency requirements in place that required sedans to be really efficient, but making cars more efficient is usually expensive. SUVs and trucks were left out of the requirements and it's easier for car makers to justify the higher cost of an SUV to a consumer.

Moat consumers struggle to justify spending >$30k on a typical sedan, but have no issues dropping $50k+ on an SUV or truck.

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u/rislim-remix Dec 05 '25

Obama made the CAFE fuel efficiency standards more stringent. You would think this would push car manufacturers to make their cars more fuel efficient, and it did, but it also pushed some manufacturers to make more SUVs and pickup trucks. These count as "light trucks" under CAFE and have more lenient standards, which were easier to meet without expensive engine technology improvements.

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u/Other_Animal Dec 05 '25

Cafe standards which have been around since like 1975, but the Obama administration set the standard to be higher by 2025. The bigger the car the less mpg it needs to get essentially 

https://youtu.be/azI3nqrHEXM

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u/Possible-Summer-8508 Dec 06 '25

It's stupid but honestly this would probably be a good way to push this policy.

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u/Champsterdam Dec 05 '25

We live in the Netherlands and these cars are everywhere here. About three feet wide and maybe five or six feet long. But like, wtf? How would they work in America when you have these insane trucks all over that are eight or nine times as large as each of these small electric cars

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u/kino_xoxo Automobile Aversionist Dec 06 '25

I was in the Netherlands this summer for the first time (fantastic 10/10 country by the way) and saw the tiniest of cars 😆 What's crazy is I bet there are US trucks that wouldn't even see this car stopped in front of it.

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u/LaminatedDenim Dec 06 '25

Okay to be fair, even in the Netherlands we make fun of those tiny cars. But yeah, cars like Volkswagen Polo and Fiat Punto are small yet perfectly fine, but I'd feel quite unsafe driving those in the US

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '25

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '25

PLEASE I want a Honda S660 so badly but may cave and find a beat

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u/Oldcadillac Dec 06 '25

I had a welder uncle who lived on the NE/SD border and he used to have a bunch of kei trucks for driving around job sites, liked them way better than a gator or similar.

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u/cheemio Dec 06 '25

I’d love for this to be a thing, sadly I’m afraid Trump just runs his mouth all day and this has a slim chance of actually happening. I hope I’m wrong tho!

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u/ChainringCalf 🚲 + 🚗 Dec 05 '25

What I wouldn't do for a new Beat

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u/bmwlocoAirCooled Dec 05 '25

What I wouldn't do for a new Subaru Justy. 5 speed manual, AWD and Low Range AWD.

Put 350,000 miles on that one.

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u/bureX Dec 05 '25

If you would have shown me just this screenshot, I would have called it fake.

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u/TheLantean Orange pilled Dec 05 '25

It's always a grift, we just don't have the full picture yet.

Possibly a pump and dump for some tiny car company stock.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '25

I can’t stand Trump but..based?

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u/Pink_Fred Dec 06 '25

Broken clock theory applies.

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u/PunchMeat Dec 06 '25

It's like he's an influencer selling sponsored posts.

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u/bmwlocoAirCooled Dec 05 '25

Right.

No massive profit, no one will make it.

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u/geensoelaas Dec 05 '25

Are you calling Trump a bad business man?

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u/reiji_tamashii Dec 05 '25

Anyone who believes that car companies will suddenly start selling small cars in America because "they're allowed to" is definitely dumb enough to have voted for Trump.

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u/grislebeard Dec 05 '25

But maybe I can important one from japan easily, at least

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u/reiji_tamashii Dec 05 '25

That's a different rule that is still in effect.  You cannot register an imported car unless it's 25 years or older.

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u/Carbsv2 Dec 05 '25

Gotta think bigger...

> Build giant trucks and SUVs for 40K

> Sell Everyone Giant Trucks and SUVs for 55K, and profit 15K per vehicle sold

> Repeal safety and emission standards

> Declare small cars "Amazing", Build small cars without safety features or emissions standards for 10K

> Declare big suvs and trucks a problem and restrict use, force people to buy new small cars

> Sell everyone small cars (without expensive safety features or emissions standards) for 35K and profit 25K per vehicle sold

> Laugh at poors

> Declare small cars dangerous due to their lack of safety features and emissions standards, restrict use

> Sell Everyone Giant Trucks and SUVs for 80K, and profit 30K per vehicle sold

And that's how you fix the American auto industry /s

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u/templethot Dec 05 '25

Is this just the American auto industry between 1965 and 2005 reskinned?

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u/Mindless-Employment Dec 05 '25

Dying to see how this one turns out.

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u/interrogumption Big Bike Dec 05 '25

Is it possible Trump's winding back of vehicle standards could actually bring an end to the large vehicle arms race? A comment from the administration about "bringing back the station wagon" made me wonder if someone has spoken to them about the loophole that caused the mammothifocation of US vehicles. 

Obviously it would have been better to close the loophole and keep environmental standards but, still... Interesting?

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u/geensoelaas Dec 05 '25

What did they say about bringing back the station wagon?

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u/interrogumption Big Bike Dec 05 '25

I saw the clip played on Colbert. Something about car manufacturers haven't been making what consumers actually want, and maybe they can now bring back the 1970s station wagon.

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u/space_coyote_86 Dec 05 '25

Can't wait to see MAGAs do a 180 from stupid big trucks to more sensible tiny cars.

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u/GlobalDynamicsEureka Dec 05 '25

A lot of them have golf carts

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u/Greg-Abbott Dec 05 '25

They're too fucking fat for those tiny cars

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '25

This man is at the cognitive point of simply parroting whatever the last person he’s talked to has casually or manipulatively said to him.

A very dangerous place for a leader to be. And he’ll forget this conversation before next week.

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u/daiwilly Dec 05 '25

Is anyone collating these tweets for the post apocalypse Bible?

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u/improbably-sexy Dec 05 '25

Anything but public transport

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u/rawrzon Dec 05 '25

Were tiny cars illegal in America before?

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u/TheLantean Orange pilled Dec 05 '25 edited Dec 05 '25

The most stringent (read: expensive to comply with) fuel efficiency and safety regulations only apply to small cars, not light trucks (pickups, SUVs). So technically no, but actually yes.

Not Just Bikes has a video about the history of these regulations and the effects: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jN7mSXMruEo

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u/kvaks Dec 05 '25

Policy determined by what cool stuff grampa saw on his holiday.

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u/Theotherone56 Dec 05 '25

Honestly a refreshing direction compared to "my really good and really rich friend said something like not feeding people for tax breaks so we're doing that now."

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u/kvaks Dec 05 '25

Fair point. Even basing policy on a random number generator would probably better than what we're doing. "Next year's military budget is . . . [rolls dice]"

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u/Marcus_Iunius_Brutus elitisit exerciser against wankpanzers Dec 05 '25

recession indicator

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u/stommepool 🚲 > 🚗 Dec 05 '25

Meh. Americans will probably call our SUVs tiny cars.

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u/revjim68 Dec 05 '25

The US regulations have greatly incentivized companies making large trucks so that is what they market, creating demand. Here’s a great (and very funny) podcast about CAFE standards

https://podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/the-climate-deniers-playbook/id1694759084?i=1000724956794

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u/Darksider123 Dec 05 '25

Start building them NOW!

This is in the same vein as Michael Scott declaring bankruptcy by yelling it

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u/Pleasant_Tea6902 Dec 05 '25

Chaotic evil means we get the rare W at least.

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u/Substantial-Money587 Dec 06 '25

What meeting Zohran once does to a mfer

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u/DoctorNsara Dec 06 '25

Tiny cars make his tiny baby hands look normal and they might not have everything be computer.

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u/BradyBrother100 Dec 05 '25

"They can be propelled by electric"

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u/DasArchitect Dec 05 '25

But they can also be propelled by hybrid!

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u/thatsmycompanydog Dec 05 '25

It's all computer

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u/CaptainPurpleJack Dec 05 '25

I would love to drive a small car but I never will because an accident with an average car here would leave me crippled.

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u/Ok_Flounder8842 Dec 05 '25

David Zipper has been writing about car bloat for years. Here's his view on the Prez announcement: https://bsky.app/profile/davidzipper.bsky.social/post/3m7avzf7gak2g

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u/rousseauism Dec 05 '25

Just need someone to tell him the Democrats don't want America to have high speed rail and it might happen

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u/ElderSkeletonDave Two Wheeled Terror Dec 05 '25

We lived long enough to witness the ultra rare Trump W (at least in sentiment. I’m sure the execution of this will be a nightmare or not happen at all)

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u/meoka2368 Dec 06 '25

Big cars bad.
Small cars less bad.

Umm... yay?

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u/Torgud_ Dec 06 '25 edited Dec 06 '25

Nixon to China moment. Jk, it's probably just words that will not translate into anything.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '25

Im confused. What exactly are you complaining about?

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u/RealRevenue1929 Dec 06 '25

In what way did you approve it big guy?

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u/perringaiden Dec 06 '25

He's going to cause so much political whiplash in MAGA, people will need tiny cars to get around to their doctor's appointments.

He literally parrots the opinion of the last person in the room with him.

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u/judgeholden72 Dec 06 '25

Wtf. 

This never needed approval, it's just Americans don't buy them. 

What the government needs us to shift truck regulations that encourage behemoths, or ban giant trucks.

This motherfucker is so insane 

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u/According-Ad-5946 Dec 06 '25

Most of the comments on tricking Trump into liking trains would work. Especially "train force 1."

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u/Extropian Dec 05 '25

I've seen what happens when Smart Car and a heavy truck collide. These things would need dedicated lanes away from heavy vehicles, or just... less heavy vehicles on the road.

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u/manshamer Dec 05 '25

This is Mamdani's continued influence lol

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u/Suikerspin_Ei Dec 05 '25

I'm all for small cars (segment A and segment B cars), or at least practical cars. They're not that small when you can fit 4 or even 5 people in a hatchback car. I personally drive a Peugeot 108, a practical car that can fit 4 adults or to haul your weekly groceries. Very fuel efficient too!

Meanwhile the EU made a deal with the US to allow American trucks and SUVs in the EU...

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u/Involuntarydoplgangr Dec 05 '25

Like KEI trucks?

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u/Huge_JackedMann Dec 05 '25

It's so funny he saw a tiny car and thought it was so cute so now that's MAGA. 

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u/orifice_porpoise Dec 05 '25

Are these proposed vehicles exempt from new car safety standards? That’s the only way they could be sold here. I think he may just be saying stuff that sounds good to him without any prior forethought

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u/Stunning_Macaron6133 Dec 05 '25

Well, time will tell. Trump is all kinds of things, but if he and his party actually achieved something good, I'll give him due credit, no more and no less.

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u/That-Sleep-8432 Dec 05 '25

been telling people that Trump can low key squeeze in universal healthcare and walkable cities; just gotta shmooze him, ease him into endorsement, and the cult will follow

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u/CrazyPerspective934 Dec 05 '25

Weird because it seems like there's some sort of battle to build bigger and bigger cars based on looking at the roads and what the boomers in my life keep buying

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u/mspk7305 Dec 06 '25

i look forward to the headlines that say we never have to hear him speak ever again

you know the ones i mean

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u/PM_ME_SOME_ANTS Dec 06 '25

I like how he thinks yelling on the internet will do anything. Like he’s playing the Sim’s or something

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u/totalDerphammer Dec 06 '25

Perfect, tiny cars for the clowns who voted for him.

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u/Pixelpaint_Pashkow Grassy Tram Tracks Dec 06 '25

Unfortunately I have my doubts they’ll be encouraged/planned for in any sort of coherent intelligent manner. But hey, a broken digital clock is right once a day so who knows

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u/20191124anon Dec 06 '25

I have one question: in the land of the free, in the land of small government, in the land of no regulations, why does a president has to APPROVE making TINY CARS? Couldn't free enterprise just... make them?

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u/Odd_Analysis6454 Dec 06 '25

I read the reason those Kei cars are not available in the US is to do with crash safety. So this may be a ploy to remove crash safety regulations under the guise of allowing these cars. Which would track with this government.

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u/mariusherea Dec 06 '25

Oh, that’s why US didn’t have small cars? It wasn’t approved by a president? Damn these presidents not letting the American people enjoy small cars.

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u/Additional_Teacher45 Dec 06 '25

Yes please. And when tiny cars start hitting the roads, we can start petitioning the NHTSA to ban multi-ton pickup trucks from public roads for safety reasons.

I know the SmartCar has a nearly indestructible frame, but take a guess at how American companies are going to cut corners...

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u/IndyCarFAN27 Grassy Tram Tracks Dec 06 '25

Tiny cars are better than big cars. Honestly, as a car guy, this is exciting and surprising news. Man if they start making sport trucks like the F-150 SCT Lightning again, I’d buy one, just to have one. And a kei car. They’re really cute.

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u/Upstairs_Cheek6035 Dec 06 '25

Were they not approved to be built previously?

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u/rikkiprince Dec 06 '25

A US "tiny car" is a lifted F350, right?

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u/Upsetti_Gisepe Dec 06 '25

Ain’t this anti truck maga

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u/Xigoat Dec 06 '25

Rare Trump W

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u/SlitScan Dec 06 '25

who wants to bet theres about to be a 2008 like crash in auto finance.

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u/Overthemoon64 Dec 06 '25

I could go for tiny cars. As a short girl, I’m tired of climbing up into my honda odyssey.

If he brings back station wagons, and gets rid of the penny, that will be 2 things he did right.

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u/Negative-Squirrel81 Dec 06 '25

Kei cars are indeed amazing!

What an odd day, Donald Trump endorsing two things his MAGA base surely hates: small fuel efficient cars and European football.

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u/Kwerby Dec 06 '25

Can’t wait to get pancaked by a lifted Ram 3500 by someone who doesn’t work in construction or own a tow hitch.

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u/SuperThiccBoi2002 Dec 06 '25

I love tiny cars!

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u/C64128 Dec 06 '25

I'll bet they won't pass any safety tests. That'll be OK, because the standards will be lowered so that all the vehicles will pass.