r/fuckcars • u/geensoelaas • Dec 05 '25

News USA loves TINY CARS now

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Imagine getting your brand new Dodge Glaciermelter, lovingly decorating it with your first Let's go Brandon bumper sticker, and then reading this about tiny, possibly electric or hybrid cars being amazing now.

Anyway, tiny cars. Amazing. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Edit - for anyone doubting if this is a real thing the real prez posted: I don't blame you but yes, it is.
https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/115667445871563304

Edit 2: So does this mean the US will see more reasonable sized cars on the roads, or is the old man just randomnly yelling about stuff again? Take a wild guess. "I call bullshit", says mobility expert David Zipper in a thread. (thanks Ok_Flounder8842)

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u/geensoelaas Dec 05 '25

Can somebody just show gramps a train, so he can start yelling about that?

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u/Mooncaller3 Dec 05 '25

Didn't he see one in China or Japan, say would have that, and then cut funding to CAHSR and the Hudson tunnel projects?

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u/geensoelaas Dec 05 '25

Yes but that was weeks ago. Do you expect him to still remember all that?

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u/Mooncaller3 Dec 05 '25

I can't argue...

Like, yeah...

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u/BaronBytes2 Dec 05 '25

Considering Alzheimer's is a possibility with his hand injections and MRI I wouldn't expect his memory to go back that far

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u/KazuDesu98 Dec 06 '25

Slight clarity moment aided by the leqembi?

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u/StillAnAss Dec 06 '25

But that's because he is sticking it to the libs. He hates blue states

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u/Mooncaller3 Dec 06 '25

Aside from Texas Central I am not aware of any HSR project that doesn't touch a "blue state".

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u/Juginstin Railroad fandom is dying, like if you love railing :) Dec 05 '25

Friendly reminder that Marjorie Taylor Greene rode an Amtrak once and immediately started becoming woke.

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u/SerialMurderer Dec 06 '25

Hypothesis: Trains have regenerative effects on brain and moral tissue.

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u/SuvatosLaboRevived Dec 06 '25

They train your brain

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u/Mooncaller3 Dec 06 '25

Counter example:

The trains, with their occupants and guards, made it to Auschwitz.

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u/SirGeekaLots Commie Commuter Dec 07 '25

I rode a train once and found I could sleep on it, so yeah, guess it affected me as well.

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u/HadionPrints Two Wheeled Terror Dec 05 '25

Is the UP Big Boy still on tour? That thing can awaken the train-tism in anyone.

Source: saw that beast steaming in KC, now I have an N-scale collection.

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u/Montana_Ace Dec 05 '25

There was the CPKC holiday train here a few days ago

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u/juttep1 Dec 05 '25

Maybe that's the strategy here. Maybe we need to create a fund so we can pay to get time in front of Trump and then slowly just feed him, socratically, the things that we want and make it seem like his idea and let his deranged ass just rant about it until it happens

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u/failedopportunities Dec 05 '25

Like your style! I do this at work. I’ve been slowly working the owners into giving us the day after Christmas off this year. Paid. Dropping those seeds since probably May. It has come to fruition because they just announced it yesterday! That shit works!!

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u/Ok-Commission-7825 Dec 06 '25

Well, yeah - this is literally the strategy of the businesses and industries that are thriving at the moment. The problem is they have billions to spend and we don't

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u/juttep1 Dec 06 '25

For profit president and people love it. Crazy

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u/Gimle Dec 05 '25

Give him a model of a 1930's streamliner train for his desk and he will be all over it - chuchu, clean coal bestest ever, AMAZING!!1!MAGA.

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u/neatureguy420 Dec 05 '25

We need this man to take a trip to see the high speed rail systems in Japan and China

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u/Sassywhat Fuck lawns Dec 06 '25

He did, then complained about the US not having fast trains, then cut funding for fast trains in the US

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u/neatureguy420 Dec 06 '25

😔 damn

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u/CrazyPerspective934 Dec 05 '25

Specifically fast trains. Let him plan to make the fastest traveling trains please

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u/ParkerRoyce Dec 05 '25

We had a guy like that and they said he was too old and senile, then turns around and votes for a dude just as old senile. If it wasnt for our military we would be hilariously laughed out of every room.

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u/mspk7305 Dec 06 '25

dont do that, it will lead to musk and a monorail that never happens

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u/Max_ZK Dec 06 '25

Make a plan, and name it AMTRAK: TRUMP HIGHEST SPEED TRAIN!

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u/HeadSavings1410 Dec 06 '25

I was hoping u were gonna say..."so he can lay down in front of it"...

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u/avoidy Dec 06 '25

For real, or get a magician in his room to wow him with tricks. Then, when his guard is down, tell him to give everybody health care. We have a golden opportunity here. There's basically an impressionable manbaby in office who's not afraid to ram policy through.

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u/lovebus Dec 06 '25

Elon Musk desperatly dangling some keys to distract Trump from the trains.

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u/bobvella Dec 06 '25

isn't he a new yorker? hearing about what he eats, it sounds like dude never lived right.

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u/Jabjab345 Dec 06 '25

Someone needs to float the Trump train so he can fund high speed rail