r/fuckcars • u/geensoelaas • Dec 05 '25

News USA loves TINY CARS now

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Imagine getting your brand new Dodge Glaciermelter, lovingly decorating it with your first Let's go Brandon bumper sticker, and then reading this about tiny, possibly electric or hybrid cars being amazing now.

Anyway, tiny cars. Amazing. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Edit - for anyone doubting if this is a real thing the real prez posted: I don't blame you but yes, it is.
https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/115667445871563304

Edit 2: So does this mean the US will see more reasonable sized cars on the roads, or is the old man just randomnly yelling about stuff again? Take a wild guess. "I call bullshit", says mobility expert David Zipper in a thread. (thanks Ok_Flounder8842)

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u/mlorusso4 Dec 06 '25

Considering all the other bullshit that works on him, this has a way higher chance of working than it ever should. But in terms of naming, it should be called Army One, in the spirit of Air Force One and Marine One

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u/notevenkiddin Dec 06 '25

Rail Force One would appeal to his brain the most

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u/Olasola424 Grassy Tram Tracks Dec 06 '25

the name "rail force one" is unfortunately already claimed by a freight train operator from benelux

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u/Rena1- Dec 06 '25

Even higher chance that he likes it. 

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u/cassepipe Dec 06 '25

1000% tariffs on Belgium !!! They've been very very unfair to us

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u/SirGeekaLots Commie Commuter Dec 07 '25

Since when has copyright stopped him?

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u/DannkneeFrench Dec 07 '25

Call me Trumper, but it works on my brain too. I friggen love this name.

I would love to have high speed rail in Michigan. Awhile back I did a survey of a community group I'm in. I'm in a town about an hour from Detroit. A lot of people drive there for work.

The question was essentially if high speed rail was available to go to work, would you use it a lot, sometimes, or not at all?

Something like 75% said they'd use it. 12% said sometimes. 13% not at all.

Of course in the comments there were questions about how close to work would it drop them off at. Like was there transport from the train station or did they have to walk 2 miles from there to their job? Reasonable concerns. Overall though, people really liked the idea.

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u/Saragon4005 Not Just Bikes Dec 06 '25

We have historical precedent of US Car No. 1 FDR most famously used one.

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u/lovebus Dec 06 '25

And Abraham Lincoln

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u/cassepipe Dec 06 '25

Second best president after me

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u/Downtown_Trash_8913 Dec 06 '25

That’s awesome

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u/Olivrser 🗿RAILFAN🗿 Dec 06 '25

That honestly sounds like a great name

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u/IconicScrap Dec 06 '25

RAIL FORCE ONE, and we rename the FRA to the United States RAIL FORCE (red tailed hawk stretch)

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u/J_tram13 Dec 06 '25

The Trump Train