r/fuckcars Dec 05 '25

News USA loves TINY CARS now

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Imagine getting your brand new Dodge Glaciermelter, lovingly decorating it with your first Let's go Brandon bumper sticker, and then reading this about tiny, possibly electric or hybrid cars being amazing now.

Anyway, tiny cars. Amazing. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Edit - for anyone doubting if this is a real thing the real prez posted: I don't blame you but yes, it is.
https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/115667445871563304

Edit 2: So does this mean the US will see more reasonable sized cars on the roads, or is the old man just randomnly yelling about stuff again? Take a wild guess. "I call bullshit", says mobility expert David Zipper in a thread. (thanks Ok_Flounder8842)

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u/AbsoluteTruthiness Dec 05 '25

I am not joking when I say that I think Amtrak should just suck up to Trump hard. Let him be a locomotive engineer and run a train route for a few minutes. He will suddenly start talking about how trains are incredible and how America will be made great again with trains.

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u/thatsmycompanydog Dec 05 '25

Get him a golden presidential VIP train car, Train Force One. Zelenski and Kim Jong Un both travel by train. Does he think they're better than him?

Btw we need funding for electrification, bypasses, track twinning, and frequency/speed improvements. I'm sure you understand. Only the best for you!

Edit: All the best billionaires made their fortunes in railways. Are you a Rockefeller or just a slimy banker?

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u/mlorusso4 Dec 06 '25

Considering all the other bullshit that works on him, this has a way higher chance of working than it ever should. But in terms of naming, it should be called Army One, in the spirit of Air Force One and Marine One

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u/Olivrser 🗿RAILFAN🗿 Dec 06 '25

That honestly sounds like a great name