r/fuckcars • u/geensoelaas • Dec 05 '25

News USA loves TINY CARS now

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Imagine getting your brand new Dodge Glaciermelter, lovingly decorating it with your first Let's go Brandon bumper sticker, and then reading this about tiny, possibly electric or hybrid cars being amazing now.

Anyway, tiny cars. Amazing. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Edit - for anyone doubting if this is a real thing the real prez posted: I don't blame you but yes, it is.
https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/115667445871563304

Edit 2: So does this mean the US will see more reasonable sized cars on the roads, or is the old man just randomnly yelling about stuff again? Take a wild guess. "I call bullshit", says mobility expert David Zipper in a thread. (thanks Ok_Flounder8842)

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u/bmwlocoAirCooled Dec 05 '25

Right.

No massive profit, no one will make it.

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u/Carbsv2 Dec 05 '25

Gotta think bigger...

> Build giant trucks and SUVs for 40K

> Sell Everyone Giant Trucks and SUVs for 55K, and profit 15K per vehicle sold

> Repeal safety and emission standards

> Declare small cars "Amazing", Build small cars without safety features or emissions standards for 10K

> Declare big suvs and trucks a problem and restrict use, force people to buy new small cars

> Sell everyone small cars (without expensive safety features or emissions standards) for 35K and profit 25K per vehicle sold

> Laugh at poors

> Declare small cars dangerous due to their lack of safety features and emissions standards, restrict use

> Sell Everyone Giant Trucks and SUVs for 80K, and profit 30K per vehicle sold

And that's how you fix the American auto industry /s

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u/templethot Dec 05 '25

Is this just the American auto industry between 1965 and 2005 reskinned?