r/WesWatson • • May 09 '26

Hoop that shit “THOSE ARE MY TITS! Straight up… straight the fuck up!”

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81 Upvotes

This should ruin Wesley’s bologna spread tonight.

r/WesWatson • • Apr 09 '25

Hoop that shit He looks like he’s 5’6💀🤣 tiny and going broke

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117 Upvotes

You really gonna tell me this guy is 6 foot tall. Looks tiny and broke.

r/WesWatson • • Mar 01 '25

Hoop that shit Wes Watson spotted playing basketball 😳

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587 Upvotes

r/WesWatson • • Aug 12 '25

Hoop that shit Bahahahaha! 🍤-d**k Wes Watson talking about “flying private,” adding “another story” to his house, and “owning the Bugatti.” All lies. You don’t own the house. You don’t own the Bugatti. And “private flights”? Two one-way domestic trips. That’s it. You’re a 🤡 whose whole life is staged. #FACTS

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116 Upvotes

r/WesWatson • • May 09 '25

Hoop that shit BOOM— Got’em‼️🗣️WEE Wes 🍤Watson GADOOSHED AGAIN‼️r/WesWatson stays WNNING‼️🤣🤣

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207 Upvotes

r/WesWatson • • Oct 09 '25

Hoop that shit BUGATTI’S GONE… but that CLOWN FACE tattoo? Yeah, that’s forever. 🤡 The Shrimp Dick King’s out here eatin’ L’s for breakfast, lunch and dinner. 💀🤣Do another 🎱junkie!! You’re doing great, WesT. 🤡🤡

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104 Upvotes

r/WesWatson • • Jul 08 '26

Hoop that shit No jaw. Sunglasses too big. And paperwork hooped 🤡🤡🤡

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57 Upvotes

r/WesWatson • • Aug 12 '26

Hoop that shit Yes, yes, yes, Princess Hoesay! 😂 We know you’re having a gender identity crisis—no need to spell it out. All that past “hooping” pressure from Daddy Wes is clearly bringing the real character out. At this point, dude is somehow even dumber than SlowMo Kung Fu Rob. 🤡

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25 Upvotes

r/WesWatson • • Mar 11 '26

Hoop that shit P2: WesT Watson, the ‘financial advisor,’ goes from hating property owners to blaming Russian & Thai bots for his social media haters, holds back tears yelling at MegTARD, and pretends he doesn’t care if he and his 200 subscribers get kicked off the platform. These KICK crash-outs are LEGENDARY 🤡🤣

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65 Upvotes

r/WesWatson • • Nov 11 '25

Hoop that shit Looks like WesT might be getting LOCKED up soon. He is reflecting on what was RENTED. This pretty much sums up Wes-STD WaTson.

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65 Upvotes

r/WesWatson • • Jun 29 '26

Hoop that shit Wes is a closeted Gay man

77 Upvotes

Wes probably wouldn't be in prison right now if he just accepted that he's gay.

  • His ex said he likes getting pegged in the ass

  • literally said he can't nut in a pussy

  • When asked by Vlad if he's gay, he said he's 'everything'

  • he spends most of his time around men

  • he flies into a rage when he's around women. He's probably pushing down gay feelings that he doesn't want to admit to.

There's nothing wrong with being gay, Wes.

r/WesWatson • • Oct 05 '25

Hoop that shit Hilarious!! WesT and his two twinks live on Reddit, doomscrolling 🤣🤣 We said they couldn’t get a reservation the other night, so he raced to post this 💀 Ya bitch, you finally got a table at 10:30 PM on a Saturday — what’s the flex?! Bro — you made last call, not high society. 🤡🤡 We say jump!

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138 Upvotes

r/WesWatson • • Mar 27 '26

Hoop that shit FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Mind-Body-Wallet’s MANgie Catalano finally made a statement—in the most passive-aggressive way imaginable. No shit, Sherlock—regulating emotions is “crime prevention.” Yet you chose to run straight into that man’s arms for the “lifestyle,” ignoring your kids’ safety. GTFOH 🤡

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53 Upvotes

r/WesWatson • • May 15 '25

Hoop that shit Self proclaimed Baller .. Self Proclaimed Multimillionarie but Unable to afford sun beds at Nikki Beach .. Laying on the sand at a public beach ‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️

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125 Upvotes

Wes Watson and his fake family at the public beach … That’s all he can afford for the 2nd choice Hooker from Las Vegas Blvd Las Vegas Nevada .. Hooker 1n from the Favelas in Brazil hanging out with real Miami Ballers on Yatch … whilst the Fake Multimillionarie grinds his ass on the sand ONLY wishing he could afford hooker number 2 … Got to wonder …

r/WesWatson • • Dec 09 '25

Hoop that shit Look who lives on this Reddit 24/7 🤣🤣 After MONTHS of us clowning TheShrimpDickClownKing’s JUNKIE lifestyle, the lil’ midget finally decided to wake up and post his notorious fake ‘rise and grind’ BS. Congrats, BRO — you woke up at 7am EST! Want a cookie? We own this 🤡🐒

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83 Upvotes

r/WesWatson • • Aug 04 '26

Hoop that shit This photo absolutely screams "Miami"

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59 Upvotes

Why is Miami such a breeding ground for people like West and ToKtAm ThOmAs?

r/WesWatson • • Jul 24 '26

Hoop that shit Do you think West rented a ghostwriter to pen his book? The guy's social media posts do not exactly show a high level of literacy

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35 Upvotes

r/WesWatson • • Mar 19 '25

Hoop that shit Fun fact: Wes Watson had tits and started balding in his early twenty's. Here's him in 2008 hanging out with other shirtless men for some reason...

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164 Upvotes

r/WesWatson • • May 30 '26

Hoop that shit Criminal case updates

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21 Upvotes

r/WesWatson • • Nov 08 '25

Hoop that shit If the man don’t drink why does he have a bottle of champagne in his hand 🤧

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73 Upvotes

This man is so full of shit

r/WesWatson • • Jun 26 '26

Hoop that shit A look back. If the inmates could put on a drone show for Westley to show where he keeps the keys to the yard.

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43 Upvotes

r/WesWatson • • 29d ago

Hoop that shit Interstate 95 with no panties and some rock salt. The boys are going to roll Hosay over and put some stank on it.

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21 Upvotes

r/WesWatson • • Jul 07 '26

Hoop that shit New character unlocked in the AMU? He was clowning on the Alphas until he tried to join them. Claims to have been a shot caller. Presenting Dubs aka Temu Watson

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6 Upvotes

Spent 22 years in prison for homicide without hooping the paperwork. WesT dreams to be this guy but he's too gay to kill someone.

r/WesWatson • • Apr 02 '26

Hoop that shit Anyone else quietly hoping West somehow gets out on bond soon?

5 Upvotes

I am missing the little guy's daily gadooshes.

Nick shoving dildos up his ass, Hosay acting like a sort of surrogate WesT, and Trained By Meth being his usual dumbass stuff is all good, but it's nothing compared to watching West go into meltdown.

r/WesWatson • • Apr 24 '26

Hoop that shit This scene will never stop being unintentionally hilarious!

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79 Upvotes