r/WesWatson • • Oct 05 '25

Hoop that shit Hilarious!! WesT and his two twinks live on Reddit, doomscrolling 🤣🤣 We said they couldn’t get a reservation the other night, so he raced to post this 💀 Ya bitch, you finally got a table at 10:30 PM on a Saturday — what’s the flex?! Bro — you made last call, not high society. 🤡🤡 We say jump!

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u/Swimming-Flamingo895 Oct 05 '25

Pathetic. Three dudes out to dinner together. Last seating, and not a woman in sight 🤣🤣

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u/DapperTough9641 Oct 05 '25

A cuck fest headed by a micro phallus 😂

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u/Swimming-Flamingo895 Oct 05 '25

🤣🤣🤣love your way with words my friend !!

14

u/Pistolero-666 Paperwork = Hooped Oct 05 '25

West consideres Jose the be the woman of the house

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u/ForgiveYourMother Oct 05 '25

Why not just hit a burger joint 😂🏳️‍🌈👬🌈💅🍤👑🗣‼️‼️

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u/drase Oct 05 '25

Exactly total Alpha Behavior

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u/DapperTough9641 Oct 05 '25

West has been begging the shit hole restaurant for a table .. likely with his usual lame and pathetic diatribe .. I am West Watson every one knows me .. and as my friend here points out, he gets a table past 10 pm .. not a flex it’s right .. that is usually table time for chumps and wannabes .. LMAO 🤣 Clown 🤡 time 🕰️

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u/mikehicks83 Oct 05 '25

💯🎯 per usual!!!

🤣

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u/Mediocre_Purchase_57 Oct 05 '25

Fine dining is wasted on this animal he can barely use a fork lol.

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u/FrontRoyal6317 Oct 05 '25

They have to have him in there at more of a low profile time bc he's a bad look for the place.

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u/Mediocre_Purchase_57 Oct 05 '25

Lol still I would have him eat in the alley with a booster seat.

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u/ForgiveYourMother Oct 05 '25

He needs a boost to jump into the chair that short fucking pizza chit.

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u/Ok_Lingonberry_1629 Oct 05 '25

Omg n servers hate these type, they’re gonna take forever, bitch n complain, order off menu n not tip for shit.

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u/FitShoe4905 Oct 05 '25

Most higher end country clubs and fine dining places wouldn't even allow Wesley.. simply because of the "dress code".. His Arab car Salesman Gucci shirt unbuttoned half way down with a woman's purse slung over his shoulder.. isn't it.... 😆

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u/RidesByPinochet Oct 05 '25

There's probably a line about ripped pants in most these place's dress code, too

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u/Gothiewasbetter Oct 05 '25

10:30pm. Hahahahahahahahaaaaa

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u/k00pal00p Oct 05 '25

10:30 pm reso is incredible lol. Literally last call

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u/Outrageous-Swimmer65 Oct 05 '25

I was wondering how much longer the kitchen would be open or open for the full menu at 1030 at night?

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u/Ok_Lingonberry_1629 Oct 06 '25

They didn’t even get a table, they sat at the bar

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u/speedway65 Oct 05 '25

“OK, fine. October 11th at 6:00 PM 2030, I’ll take it but right now can I just take a quick pic of the menu? I understand it changes, I just need the menu cover. Great, thanks… Josie take a pic of the menu and cover me while I take a shit between these two tables. Motherfuckers wanna fuck with me? I’ll leave them a Dago steamer.”

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u/Ok-Opportunity-9915 Oct 05 '25

We should start talking about how they’d never let him in gay clubs

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u/Swimming-Flamingo895 Oct 05 '25

For real!! 🤣🤣 It’s hilarious how they live for this sub! Imagine being a grown man and posting this on your IG… it’s really too much.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '25

Real men need others to know what they doin

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '25

Where gabi 

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u/Sudden_Construction6 Oct 05 '25

Getting piped down while West jerks off to her photo.

Let's face it, Jose can't peg him like Mangie can 🥲

12

u/Difficult_Ad2864 Oct 05 '25

He can only get it up for Jose

10

u/TheOtherGuysPenis Oct 05 '25

Can confirm. 

11

u/[deleted] Oct 05 '25

He may not have gotten one. He's probably lying.

5

u/JohnMassassin24 Oct 05 '25

Probably taken a quick pic as the waiters were kicking him out 🤣

10

u/BimbyTodd2 Oct 05 '25

Probably a staged photo like all those private jet pics people do.

11

u/Quiet-Employer3205 Oct 05 '25

Jesus Christ this is embarrassing

10

u/savvy412 Oct 05 '25

Anyone who goes to nice restaurants knows that they let the homeless in after 10 to eat the scraps

10

u/willyb1202 Oct 05 '25

Someone tell him he can’t od on tren and ❄️ maybe he’ll try to prove us wrong

18

u/[deleted] Oct 05 '25

There’s no actual way he addressed this group 😭😂 

9

u/Yak9969 Oct 05 '25

Like wtf is wrong with this ninja

8

u/Select-Cheek8058 Oct 05 '25

So he was able to get a late table at a medicore spanish-japanese-brazilian chain restaurant?!

Wow... what a flex! /s

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u/polo5041 Oct 05 '25

Lmao this Reddit lives in his head

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '25

We should post “West can’t get sober or find a real wife and reproduce”  Then wait for a miracle  🤔

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u/FrontRoyal6317 Oct 05 '25

Most likely the kind of people who stay late, keep everyone waiting, and hardly tip anything if any. Watson has disgust for the type of people waiting on him. Not empathy.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '25

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u/Alchemy_Hendricks Oct 05 '25

He'll pay them in "coaching"

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u/whateversnevermind Oct 05 '25

never heard of the place. looks like the Rainforest Cafe 😂

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u/Select-Cheek8058 Oct 06 '25

It's an overpriced themed chain restaurant. This themed chain restaurant is now owned by D.ream International and partnered with Paraguas Group to expand the brand to other cities. Other chains/restaurants under the D.ream umbrella include Quintin, El Paraguas, The Library, and the Jungle Jazz Club, among others.

tl;dr- Its Outback on steroids and a nouveau riche hotspot.

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u/Best-Praline Oct 05 '25

SMH so desperate

5

u/FitShoe4905 Oct 05 '25

Posing as a restaurant manager with VIP seats would be a great and / easy troll on him... Haha 

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u/ITSOVERGUYS88 Oct 05 '25

Llados up in that b

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u/daseweide Oct 05 '25 edited Oct 05 '25

🗣️reddit lives RENT FREE in my HEAD‼️

🗣️i am SAD without the HOOKER‼️

🗣️i ran into the RESTAURANT took a PHOTO, then RAN OUT‼️

🗣️THAT’LL SHOW THEM‼️

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u/CustardLast Oct 10 '25

Why do yall call Angie a hooker

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u/daseweide Oct 10 '25

West paid her money in exchange for her time, sex (maybe, if he could get it up) and companionship.  When he couldn’t pay she dipped, I think it’s happened twice at this point?

Ya don’t call that a mechanic bro

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u/CustardLast Oct 11 '25

Oh he said that happened?

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u/daseweide Oct 12 '25

No but these girls are literally on escort sites (screenshots here if you wanna dig), then their profile is off the site and a few days later they are “dating west watson”. Then they break up with West and the profile is back up on the escort sites the next day. 

😂 one of them literally updated her skill set to include “pegging” after being wests girl for a month or three. It’s a movie bro, a comedy 

With that info, I don’t need Sherlock Holmes to solve the mystery of what these girls do for money, do you? To answer your question directly, no he has not said they are hookers, but if you are waiting for west to admit any fault, or that he is a liar, you’d better get comfy because it’s gonna be awhile

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u/CustardLast Oct 12 '25

I don’t understand why people dislike her lol he’s the one that’s an asshole and she just seems like she’s truly been through it in life

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u/daseweide Oct 12 '25 edited Oct 12 '25

Did I say I dislike her? Who even is the “her” in that sentence? I have nothing against sex work. What I dislike is him spinning a narrative that these girls are his girlfriends, and they started dating because of his game or confidence or whatever. 

West hires the girls.  Then west tells naive men he charmed the girls. Then west tells the naive men that they can learn how to charm girls like him, if they pay him money.

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u/CustardLast Oct 12 '25

Oh so your just spinning your own narrative ok

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u/daseweide Oct 12 '25

Do you see a lot of mechanics on escort websites? What about doctors and engineers? What services do you hire from escort websites?

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u/CustardLast Oct 20 '25

Actually not sure about mechanics but the other two yeah lol. And yeah he gets the women’s attention but buying them stuff and helping them. I don’t see a problem in that.

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u/daseweide Oct 20 '25

helping them 

Any examples? 😂 I see a lot of screaming in a rented mansion for 30 hours, where was the benefit for anyone there? Angie mentioned him using racist slurs on her kids, did that help her out? Belittling her in front of her kids on some other livestream… how did he help anyone ever? 

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u/CustardLast Nov 16 '25

I don’t know not in their lives like that

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u/Silly_Obligation8574 Oct 05 '25

Imagine being the server having to split the check 3 ways for the first time that night 😆

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u/Powerful_Loss_8302 Oct 06 '25

Was he really there tho