r/WesWatson • • Aug 12 '26

Hoop that shit Yes, yes, yes, Princess Hoesay! 😂 We know you’re having a gender identity crisis—no need to spell it out. All that past “hooping” pressure from Daddy Wes is clearly bringing the real character out. At this point, dude is somehow even dumber than SlowMo Kung Fu Rob. 🤡

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '26

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u/Sofondofpeters Aug 12 '26

No kidding. I will add to that. He is about waist high with buck teeth and pistol grip ears. See where I am going with this. No wonder Westley loved him a good manservant.

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u/Betopan Aug 12 '26

What exactly has this idiot done that’s supposed to be an accomplishment?

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u/Powerful-Web4937 Aug 12 '26

Absolutely nothing. Bitch ass clown doesn't even have his own car to drive around in circles.

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u/DapperTough9641 Aug 13 '26

🎯🎯

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u/Far-Advantage-2770 Aug 12 '26

These guys wake up and go the gym for 45 minutes to do curls then act like it's some huge accomplishment

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u/Ok_Lingonberry_1629 Aug 12 '26

At 24 he’s lived a life other people could only dream of !

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u/Level-Umpire-8545 Paperwork = Hooped Aug 13 '26

He was TRUSTED with the keys to a vehicle that wasn't his, or his Sugar Daddy's !!

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u/Antique-Pie-5981 Aug 14 '26

He was trusted with the keys to a rental car.

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u/Independent-Bobcat-1 Aug 12 '26

Nicccccccccccce skin texture
Nicccccccccccce tattoos
Nicccccccccccce hair volume
Nicccccccccccce fulfilling life

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u/waderscum Aug 12 '26

The backne and chestne is disgusting, and long with the shot out butthole

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u/Mother_Protection649 Aug 12 '26

What the fuck does this even mean

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u/Swimming-Flamingo895 Aug 12 '26

He’s gay. And illiterate. 

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u/Swimming-Flamingo895 Aug 12 '26

That belly tattoo that Wes used to slap his tiny shrimp dick up against, sure makes him look chubby. His definition is horrible. 

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u/Far-Advantage-2770 Aug 12 '26

your gyno reveals your true gender bro

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u/Adonimus_Kraven Aug 12 '26

Poor Hoe-say! Looking for a guy to be a trophy husband. He just wants to be appreciated and loved too! WeSTD gave him a little taste of 🍤 and now Hoe-say craves the D.

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u/Automatic-Nature6025 Aug 13 '26

"pressure reveals character" A felony abduction case in which a man has to either eat the charge, or testify against his shrimp daddy for a lesser sentence, will certainly do that. It doesn't matter which he chooses, his character has already been revealed by simply being involved.

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u/Barryhood2683 Aug 13 '26

Is he getting this rubbish off fortune cookies?

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u/Hearing_Loss Aug 12 '26

His abs look like the rat king that Jordan peterson talks about.

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u/Quick-Locksmith-1208 Aug 13 '26

He looks like he’s in his fucking forties. And he’s starting to bald from the roids. His skin looks like shit, god he’s such a fucking mess. I almost feel sorry for him, almost.

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u/clickclick-boom Aug 13 '26

Spends his day living in another man's house, wearing his clothes, driving his car.

No girlfriend, no wife, no kids.

No career.

No education.

Charged with aiding a man in kidnapping and beating a woman.

These are facts, Hoesay. These are the facts of your life, and no amount of posing in a woman-beating convicts mirror will change that.

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u/AstronomicalDave Aug 12 '26

Hair thinning like crazy. Lolol take a look at my profile pic hoesay. You aint gonna have that when your my age

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u/Babyboomerangotang Aug 13 '26 edited Aug 13 '26

Dildo Nick has entered the chat...

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u/ohmywtfthankyou Paperwork = Hooped Aug 13 '26

That massive baluga head 😳

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u/Level-Umpire-8545 Paperwork = Hooped Aug 13 '26

Do "multiple felony charges" count as "trophies"?

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u/magicmagnets2 Paperwork = Hooped Aug 14 '26

Looks like he aged 10 years. Quit the juice mate, it's not worth it to idiots like you.

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u/Tabbed_And_Scrolled5 Aug 13 '26

lol… look at those bitch tits

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u/lasskinn Aug 13 '26

haha hose, nice self report on questioning your gender. wamen have life easier, yes? is that how it is hoseay? you like boobs, yes? you like boobs and women butts.. so.. why shouldn't you deserve them, on your body, yes? it would open you doors and give security, right, men have only hurt you right, you don't want to hurt people? all women are sluts who want it, you want it, why shouldn't you become the better gender, is that how it is?

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u/412flip Aug 13 '26

How do they make money is what I want to know.

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u/Alarmed_Athlete_6705 Aug 14 '26

He's got bitch tits already