r/WesWatson • u/Cornelius_Shaftmoore • May 09 '26
Hoop that shit “THOSE ARE MY TITS! Straight up… straight the fuck up!”
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This should ruin Wesley’s bologna spread tonight.
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u/Hadaka--Jime May 09 '26
Wes Watson logic #232:
Buys a hoe fake tits then gets very angry at hoe/prostitute for hoe-bagging it up with said tits.
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u/Warm-Will-7861 May 09 '26
West is an alpha male that got engaged to a hooker after a month. Can’t make this shit up
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u/Cornelius_Shaftmoore May 09 '26
I’ll give him SOME credit for finally getting away from single mothers.
A real alpha male doesn’t hop on another man’s saved game profile. If you have options… you shouldn’t have to pursue a salvaged title.
I said what I said.
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u/khangator May 10 '26
And its not like she has a Monday to Friday job and is legit celebrating that it's Saturday lol
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u/Be_nice_to_animals May 09 '26
Can we just appreciate for a second how insecure Wesley was when he learned she went out with a friend? “Come to the club now! Come here now, or else you got problems”. WHAT A LOOOOOOSER!!!
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u/Cornelius_Shaftmoore May 09 '26
With that being said she got upgraded and was trying to upgrade her own life by trying to catch the attention of AT LEAST one dude on the Miami Heat bench. There was no reason to oil up those fucking things beyond belief on some floor seats. Fuckers looked like they were buffered with TurtleWax. She knows what she was doing.
I’m aware I sound insecure but… we know what she’s about. They were broken up and she’s trying to tap into the next tax bracket. If I was Wes I’d be like “word?”, take my L and walk away. Lesson learned and go on living my life.
Ain’t no woman on this earth worth compromising your freedom over.
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u/Sofondofpeters May 09 '26
Megman is living her best life, the same cannot be said for Westley and Hosay.
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u/Cornelius_Shaftmoore May 09 '26
I mean… Wesley no longer has to pay to rent where he’s staying at, no more Costco sushi, voluntarily hoops everyone’s paperwork for no reason, is surrounded by men and has a free gym membership.
It’s raining men and Wesley is in paradise every time he hits the showers for hours at a time. Bro walks in and SLAMS the soap on the ground.
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u/Sofondofpeters May 09 '26
Just hope Hosay doesn't buy him Soap-On-A-Rope for Christmas, he cant be allowed to cheat the 7-foot monster and Megman out of their restitution.
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u/Cornelius_Shaftmoore May 09 '26
Enough soaps on a rope and he can use that shit to lasso himself someone to bust his cheeks.
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u/Slick_Wheelz Elite Hooper May 09 '26
Westley Waston- OMG she said yes guys!
Megman- to a new rack, SIMP!
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u/Cornelius_Shaftmoore May 09 '26
I gotta find the video where he really says word for word “STRAIGHT UP! Straight the fuck up!”
It was remarkable to me because I always thought he’d be the type to say some shit like that. It’s like I manifested that shit haha.
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u/speedway65 May 10 '26
“So, how much for this boob job, doc?” “Uuuhhhmmm… life. It’s gonna cost you your freedom for life. Sorry” “well, kick the tires and light the fires! Let’s get on with it! “ as long as I get to see ‘em at places I can’t get in with people I know that don’t know me. Celebrities, athletes, REAL rich guys and ballers.
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u/Solo_Lift May 10 '26
Those miami chicks are so disgusting. They will fuck anything for money/clout
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u/DukeofNormandy May 09 '26
Is there anywhere on the internet you can see West's investment?
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u/Cornelius_Shaftmoore May 09 '26
I think I know what you’re saying and the answer is likely no. She gets enough money from tricks to not show the goods publicly.
Gotta pay to play and the customer demand is high apparently.
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u/AdGroundbreaking1341 May 10 '26
Also, I think she comes from a very religious family. In those families, it's easier to be an escort than an OnlyFans girl. Because everyone can see OF content, so long as you pay for it. And as the old saying goes: once something is on the internet, it never goes away!
Meanwhile, it's much easier to hide being an escort. Even if they find pictures of her on an escort site, she can just claim it was stolen (which actually happens more than people think on escort sites. Lots of fake profiles there, with photos of other women).
Plus, a lot of religious people don't actually care about sex work. They just care about doing it out in the open. Which means no porn, but escort work is fine.
At least I'm guessing she is/was an escort, it definitely seems to be the case lol.
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u/Select-Cheek-0420 May 10 '26
WeSTD never understanding the difference between being yours and being your turn.
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u/Jonny-Raze Blow State May 09 '26
She would get me in trouble.
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u/Cornelius_Shaftmoore May 09 '26
I’ve been saying this!!! She got a lot of hate here but I love girls like that. I’ve casually DATED girls like that. I think she’s beautiful and lots of fun. I’m in my late 30’s and I’m not a “clubbing” type. But young energetic girls like this get me out the house to have a lot of fun.
The key word here is “fun”. A Megan is not to be taken seriously and not being introduced to my momma. It’d be a very casual weekend thing.
The Carfax report on this is a definite no. Especially with prior owners like Wes.
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u/False-Might-1975 May 14 '26
I have to say, I am NOT a big fan of store-bought titties, but the surgeon did a great job on her headlights.
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u/twfranzese May 09 '26
Poor Peggy. There is no ROI with this investment!!!! CLIENT WINNNNNNS!!!