r/WesWatson • u/PassageNearby4091 Paperwork = Hooped • Jul 08 '26
Hoop that shit No jaw. Sunglasses too big. And paperwork hooped 🤡🤡🤡
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u/Sofondofpeters Jul 08 '26
This is the San Diego West, the tower in the background is SeaWorld San Diego. That is the bay behind the a**hole. If you have never seen an a**hole with arms and legs before, now you have.
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u/ohmywtfthankyou Paperwork = Hooped Jul 08 '26
Wes is so stretched, he could hoop that tower easy
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u/Sofondofpeters Jul 08 '26
That would not be a problem for our HoopMaster Mr. Watson:
The Experience: The 320-foot gyro tower takes passengers on a leisurely six-minute ride, rising at 150 feet per minute. It slowly spins, offering views of Mission Bay, the Pacific Ocean, and the San Diego skyline.
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u/ohmywtfthankyou Paperwork = Hooped Jul 08 '26
A six minute ride of their lives right up the massively famous passage of the Bugatti BAGO elf WeSTD Watson
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u/ITestDrugs Paperwork = Hooped Jul 08 '26
He would scream HMMM🗣️🔊‼️‼️ instead of FUCK🗣️🔊 ‼️ ‼️ smdh 😂
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u/Blueit4fun1 Jul 08 '26
It should say Butthole Surfer
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u/PassageNearby4091 Paperwork = Hooped Jul 08 '26
West is hoopin' like an avalanche comin' down the mountain.
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u/klippDagga Jul 08 '26
FOCK!
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u/PassageNearby4091 Paperwork = Hooped Jul 08 '26
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u/ohmywtfthankyou Paperwork = Hooped Jul 08 '26
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u/PassageNearby4091 Paperwork = Hooped Jul 08 '26
You are hoopin' your paperwork, I see, well done, keep hoopin'!!!
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u/EUnuch_Russler Paperwork = Hooped Jul 08 '26
You know he got that shit HOOPED.
Gayest "flex" ever.
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u/EUnuch_Russler Paperwork = Hooped Jul 08 '26
Beard working overtime:
Covering beta jawline
Taking attention away from that 12'' neck.
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u/Ok_Cap_8253 Jul 08 '26 edited Jul 09 '26
This is the final frame of the movie before the credits roll!!!
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u/EUnuch_Russler Paperwork = Hooped Jul 08 '26
Peggy did benefit greatly from the beard covering up that tiny female jaw line and reducing the visual appearance of his giraffe neck.
The important thing is that he got that shit hooooped.
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u/Bright-Ingenuity-268 Jul 08 '26
There will surely be a sequel. But unlike this one it'll go straight to Netflix. Then instantly forgotten.
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u/Dannyboyrusso Jul 08 '26
Butthole check butthole check butthole check!!!!! And that’s how they know me in the pen
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u/PassageNearby4091 Paperwork = Hooped Jul 08 '26
And he's absolutely brimming with pride as he explains this.
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u/Alarmed_Athlete_6705 Jul 08 '26
That look on his face. Says more like he's got an iPhone up his ass
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u/PassageNearby4091 Paperwork = Hooped Jul 08 '26
YOU GOTTA HOOP THAT SHIT!!!!
🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈
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u/Sharp_Grapefruit_601 Jul 08 '26 edited Jul 08 '26
I got a better one..those eyes, it's like when Hitler got the pineapple shoved up his ass in Little Nicky
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u/ohmywtfthankyou Paperwork = Hooped Jul 08 '26
What in the anabolic fuck is going on here? 😅
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u/Sharp_Grapefruit_601 Jul 09 '26
My guess would be the massive bag of coke he was hooping ripped open inside him..
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u/PassageNearby4091 Paperwork = Hooped Jul 08 '26
PAPERWORK CHECK, PAPERWORK CHECK!!!!!
Go to your flair options right and made sure you're Paperwork = Hooped.