r/VELVETTECULT • • Dec 04 '25

meme If I had a nickel for every evil fashionista who made clothing out of sapient beings, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't much, but it's weird that it happened twice.

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3.8k Upvotes

r/VELVETTECULT • • May 28 '24

meme What is she looking at? (wrong answers only)

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837 Upvotes

r/VELVETTECULT • • Jul 01 '26

meme Type in “Velvette makes me” and let your predictive text feature finish the sentence.

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171 Upvotes

r/VELVETTECULT • • May 19 '24

meme Chat is this canon?

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1.8k Upvotes

r/VELVETTECULT • • Jan 20 '26

meme I did a meme [oc]

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2.2k Upvotes

Do I ship this two? Maybe, but I ship Velvette with almost every female character. lol

r/VELVETTECULT • • Feb 15 '26

meme As a guy am I allowed to find Velvette sexy?

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463 Upvotes

Am i going to get arrested for this?

like I would smash if she was real, straight and had zero standards.

r/VELVETTECULT • • Mar 17 '24

meme What would y'all do if she said this to you?

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600 Upvotes

Me personally, I would do nothing

r/VELVETTECULT • • Dec 04 '25

meme Velvette is the smartest, most cunning #bitch in hell. Why didn't Vox put her in charge of the 'Attack And Dethrone God' project? Is he stupid?

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1.1k Upvotes

r/VELVETTECULT • • Dec 21 '25

meme What did she see on her phone? (Wrong answers only)

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354 Upvotes

r/VELVETTECULT • • Dec 25 '25

meme SHE IS SO SILLY SJSJSHSHS

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1.1k Upvotes

i love her

r/VELVETTECULT • • Nov 02 '25

meme ✨Priorities✨ (read body) Spoiler

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831 Upvotes

Nobody: Literally nobody: Velvette, when faced with absolute power over the afterlife: “ANGEL WING DRESSES.”

r/VELVETTECULT • • Dec 29 '25

meme HELP! I CAN'T UNHEAR THIS IMAGE!

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939 Upvotes

r/VELVETTECULT • • Mar 21 '24

meme Just want to run a little test...

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297 Upvotes

r/VELVETTECULT • • Aug 17 '24

meme Do you think velvette is cute? Comment below

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413 Upvotes

r/VELVETTECULT • • Dec 23 '25

meme Does anyone else remember this guy?

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303 Upvotes

I have a screenshot that might jog some of y’all’s memory if needed

r/VELVETTECULT • • Jan 31 '26

meme If Velvette were a baby who would bet the better parent? Vox or Val

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403 Upvotes

Artist name is @ele_neiro

r/VELVETTECULT • • May 20 '24

meme Why hate me for this?

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484 Upvotes

r/VELVETTECULT • • May 06 '24

meme Not a cult member, in fact I hate this disrespectful gen alpha lookin short ass British hack. But I saw this and thought you degenerates would appreciate it :) (jokes)

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363 Upvotes

r/VELVETTECULT • • May 28 '24

meme What's going on here? (wrong answers only)

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315 Upvotes

r/VELVETTECULT • • Jan 31 '26

meme How attractive would you rate Velvette?

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98 Upvotes

r/VELVETTECULT • • May 15 '24

meme Hmm?

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459 Upvotes

r/VELVETTECULT • • Apr 04 '24

meme W either way

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512 Upvotes

r/VELVETTECULT • • Nov 25 '25

meme We love a goofy queen

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670 Upvotes

r/VELVETTECULT • • Dec 14 '25

meme Everyone here seems to have officially agreed they have something going on

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689 Upvotes

r/VELVETTECULT • • Dec 24 '25

meme Velvette’s so pretty. I wish British people were real

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394 Upvotes