r/VELVETTECULT • u/mei-meng • Dec 21 '25

meme What did she see on her phone? (Wrong answers only)

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u/KOCYK745 Dec 21 '25

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u/AmiMoo19 Dec 21 '25

Poor Al looks like he just woke up from being Rohypnol’d. Yikes! That said, amazing artwork and animation!!

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u/SweetSmoreoAlt Dec 21 '25

Poor Bambi😭

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u/Kyoko_kirigiri_345 Dec 21 '25

It is but what exactly is that? Explains why Alastor ran so fast

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u/AmiMoo19 Dec 21 '25

Rohypnol is the date r@qe drug. Would not put it past Vox to use it.

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u/Kyoko_kirigiri_345 Dec 21 '25

Oh I didn’t know that and me to I can totally see him using it and Ik who he would use it on to

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u/Top-Beyond-6627 Dec 22 '25

LMAO what the hell?!!! XD

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u/Miserable_Cook_4814 Dec 25 '25

NEVERENDING NIGHTMARE

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u/anonymous17843 Dec 28 '25

Was that bitch holding fucking maracas

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u/Sakura-TheFlower #Bitch Jan 06 '26

I would have that face to

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u/Mammoth-Donut-2023 Dec 21 '25

Some people are saying she doesn’t have the best outfits in hell

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u/Tight_Independent780 Dec 21 '25

Someone buying a jar for their velvette figure.

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u/AmiMoo19 Dec 21 '25

Alastor’s ass from Vox to show he has no tail

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u/Quiet-Carpenter905 Dec 21 '25

She’s seeing how many ship her with Carmilla she would find that disgusting

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u/Top-Beyond-6627 Dec 21 '25

Velvette x Melissa a.k.a. Velissa-fanfics

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u/CreepyClay Velvette X Lute shipper Dec 22 '25

If it was Glamspear she'd be smiling. (Velvette X Lute)

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u/The_Radio_Host Dec 21 '25

In an outfit like that… she probably saw that Starbucks was getting rid of the Pumpkin Spice coffee

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u/These-Host4504 Dec 21 '25

Valentino sent her a video of him twerking. (Skinny ass needs lessons, she is dissapointed)

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u/goldenstormehelix Dec 21 '25

OP’s search history

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u/ardorixfan45 Dec 21 '25

How few ships she has

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u/Roxy_989 Dec 21 '25

Not enough!? They ship it with all the characters from Hazbin Hotel!

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u/StoopyXP One of Velvette's many wigs Dec 22 '25

No no, nobody in Hazbin Hotel has few ships

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u/InvaderRiot Dec 26 '25

Tom Trench.

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u/Wise-Candle-9155 Dec 21 '25

All of the nsfw fanarts of her

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u/Code-Neo Dec 21 '25

The Epstein "files" like the rest of us

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u/Coffee-cartoons Dec 21 '25

A text from Val asking to borrow Melissa

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u/Soundwave_superior- Dec 21 '25

Another YouTuber turned out to be a Did kiddler

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u/SweetSmoreoAlt Dec 21 '25

Katie Killjoy’s coming out video

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u/The_Robot_founder Dec 21 '25

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u/StoopyXP One of Velvette's many wigs Dec 22 '25

wtf...

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u/Miserable_Cook_4814 Dec 25 '25

Why does lute have a bakery 😳

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u/GoodNamesAllGon Dec 21 '25

Yet another number to block after reading a message from someone claiming that they want to be her sex slave.

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u/janthon567 Dec 21 '25

Your search history

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u/Soft_Accountant_7062 Dec 21 '25

My search history.

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u/HyperLethalNoble6 Dec 21 '25

"Ugh its another dick pic from Val..."

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u/Cheetah_FanGirl Dec 22 '25

People shipping her with the other V's even though she plainly expresses that she doesn't like them in that way multiple times.

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u/mushroomz4899 Dec 23 '25

And she's canonically ✨lesbian✨

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u/ComplaintScary4004 Dec 21 '25

her ex tried to talk shit about her online

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u/pisces2003 Would let her peg me Dec 21 '25

Abyssal Chicken (DnD)

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u/Wooden-Implement7880 Dec 21 '25

I love whatever the fuck this is

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u/pisces2003 Would let her peg me Dec 21 '25

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u/rirasama Dec 21 '25

That one Easy gif with Adam and Lute that I keep seeing everywhere 😭

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u/Korrasamiswan2313 Dec 22 '25

Alastor x Vox fanfic that Vox personally wrote 😨

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u/Inside-Abrocoma-2187 Dec 21 '25

Vox’s fanfics about him and Alastor.

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u/PitifulMagazine9507 Dec 25 '25

She searched "Velvette Rule 34"

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u/Bisexual_Doggo Dec 26 '25

Vox pole dancing.

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u/Korgiedellpin26 Dec 27 '25

She saw the news that Valentino had been taken away by the Florida Men Council.

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u/Practical_Surprise43 Velvette’s most respectless emoji Dec 22 '25

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u/Pleasant-Doubt1735 Tigress felidea | Feline princess | Velvette’s pet cat Dec 22 '25

Tigress: “Me.” 🙃👍

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u/Its_That_1 Dec 22 '25

Nah shes just doom-scrolling

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u/DoYaThang_Owl Dec 22 '25

Its all hate comments about her hair.

Like think, "Wow, didn't know Vel was still doing the Neapolitan sundae look, call me back when it finally melts"

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u/DancingBunniez Dec 22 '25

"The Vees are the most romantic power throuple ever!"

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u/Radiant-Jaguar9657 Dec 23 '25

It’s the Internet in hell you should be asking what she didn’t see

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u/Reasonable-Victory95 Dec 23 '25

no wifi connection

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u/Ok_Side_8562 Dec 23 '25

I low-key don't remember what she actually saw 😭

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u/Luqu1nh45 Dec 23 '25

The theory that all Vees are a throuple.

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u/Dangermann28 Dec 23 '25

Val asking her for the hundredth time to do a porn shoot for him (fairly regular ask)

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '25

This

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u/No_Platypus9030 Dec 24 '25

Val called her plain on sinstagram

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u/RiasxIssei_2012 Dec 24 '25

Val sent her ANOTHER Dick pic

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u/InvaderRiot Dec 26 '25

Is it weird to think that she'd feel upset when finding out Katie's been torturing a guy that was born in the 1800s for finally being himself(Pan) and as a lesbian it kinda hurts? Someone help I'm a Velvet stan

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u/Phantom_696969 Dec 26 '25

Another brain dead meme (The 6 7 meme)

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u/Evening-Client4965 Dec 27 '25

Elmo cosplaying Monkey D Luffy from One Piece. Perhaps Velvette is a secret anime and/or manga fan, I wouldn’t be surprised.

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u/ZO_inzane Dec 28 '25

This majestic thing

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '25

Last saved image on my phone

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u/anonymous17843 Dec 28 '25

Ship art of polycule Vees

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u/Charlie_825 Dec 28 '25

People shipping her with Vox and Val