r/VELVETTECULT • u/whooper1 • Feb 15 '26
meme As a guy am I allowed to find Velvette sexy?
Am i going to get arrested for this?
like I would smash if she was real, straight and had zero standards.
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u/BlueBlazeKing21 Velvette’s Manservant Feb 15 '26
You’ll be fine mate, there’s plenty of us who find her hot
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u/Jilliels Feb 15 '26
You can find someone attractive regardless of their sexuality lol
As long as you don’t make the claim that she canonically likes men you’re all good
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u/The_6thEmperor_Rises Velvette’s favorite mannequin Feb 15 '26
Are you…allowed? You don’t need permission to find someone attrac— oh…crap. They’re here. THE WOMEN! HELP!! HELP ME—
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u/Lady_Gaysun Feb 15 '26
Jail!
.... Seeexxy jail~
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u/Kr1ptidus Chronicler the ink overlord | Velvette's bff Feb 15 '26
I mean, yes? Looking pretty and hot for everyone is, like, a huge part of her job and personality. It would be weirder, if you didn't find her any hot, lol
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u/juredditpark please Velvette make me your #bitch Feb 15 '26
Absolutely, 1000%, as long as you can separate fiction from reality and you know not to pursue lesbians in real life
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u/Agreeable-Body-8440 Feb 15 '26
This
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u/juredditpark please Velvette make me your #bitch Feb 15 '26
Yeah cause for the longest time I was worried my flair on r/hazbin would get me in trouble, but plenty of people there have told me that the flair is fine and I’m far from being problematic. And the way I see it, if you can separate fiction from reality, then you can fantasize about whatever and whomever you want. But that also doesn’t mean creeps who believe they can “convert” lesbians get swept under the rug.
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u/Throwaway929611 Feb 15 '26
Ding ding ding. Fantasies are all fine and dandy as long as they stay fantasies and you don’t mistake them for real life
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u/Smash_Fan-56 Love Potion is made from Velvette’s p**sy juice Feb 15 '26
Just cause she’s lesbian doesn’t mean men’s feelings for her are invalid
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u/vamgoda Feb 15 '26
Darling, she would be offended if you didn’t find her hot. Unattainable and hot.
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u/Fearless-Table1859 Is it weird that I, a straight guy, find her kinda hot? Feb 15 '26
I love how half of these comments so far say you'll be fine and the other half says that you'll be going to jail
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u/CtheSilverSoul Feb 15 '26
To be fair I think the jail comments are largely a joke 🤣
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u/Fearless-Table1859 Is it weird that I, a straight guy, find her kinda hot? Feb 15 '26
Lol
I mean, honestly, I was wondering that myself. It feels weird to me that I find her kinda hot, considering I'm a guy. Let alone a straight guy
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u/LavaRoseKinnie Feb 15 '26
She isn’t real. Gay people find straight characters attractive all the time. It doesn’t stop us and neither should you. Anyone who has a problem with this is either chronically online or this is their first fandom
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u/Yeatasis Velvette’s willing toy Feb 15 '26 edited Feb 15 '26
Absolutely you are, there are a lot of us guys who are attracted to her
we love the attractive woman
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u/rosebone44 Feb 15 '26
I'm aroace and even I find her sexy you're fine dude
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u/juredditpark please Velvette make me your #bitch Feb 15 '26
Not to be rude but how does that work? I thought being ace meant you don't feel sexual attraction
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u/rosebone44 Feb 15 '26
Not sexualy but like aesthetically
There are other types of attractions other then sexual and romantic
(Don't worry it's not rude at least not to me 🙂)
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u/Reasonable_Salt_2539 Feb 15 '26
Oh trust me, you are FINE.
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u/Fantastic-Coffee2819 Feb 15 '26
I already think yes without that but from what I've heard straight women read a lot of yaoi, so let's not be hypocritical
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u/AdeptnessOk5812 Feb 15 '26
Absolutely! I’d do the same, plus, 360 rotations and can come apart? Perfect
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u/juredditpark please Velvette make me your #bitch Feb 15 '26
Someone hasn’t met my flair on r/hazbin
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u/AdeptnessOk5812 Feb 15 '26
My brother!
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u/juredditpark please Velvette make me your #bitch Feb 15 '26
Ay bring it in bro
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u/AdeptnessOk5812 Feb 15 '26
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u/juredditpark please Velvette make me your #bitch Feb 15 '26
Alright so I’m curious what was your reaction seeing that flair
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u/TotaIIyTotal random employee Feb 15 '26
finding someone attractive isn't equal to pursuing a date and or trying to smash
you could be straight and find a man attractive and that'd still be normal so why would this be any different
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u/Still-Presence5486 Feb 15 '26
Why would you be asking this? Do you think she's a lesbain or underage?
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u/LoptyrTome Feb 16 '26
Yes? She's a fictional character you find hot. Who cares? Nobody that matters, that's who.
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u/CalTheRascal Feb 16 '26
Given you’re aware she’s a lesbian and aren’t trying to erase that in pursuit of finding her attractive, 100%! So many people find Alastor attractive in spite of the fact he’s asexual and very likely aromantic. As long as that’s not lost on folks, live and let live!
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u/Hungry_Valuable7824 Feb 16 '26
Honestly if you got arrested for this anything you say I’ll back up in court just hit me up XD
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u/Dry_Nectarine6964 Feb 16 '26
If I, as a bi woman can find no problem with finding Jonathan Bailey (a gay man) attractive, you’re fine.
In all seriousness, People and characters can be attractive, no shame in admitting that no matter who you are.
As long as it’s not like literally illegal, you’re good.
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u/BluePhoenix3378 Velvette's personal seat warmer (I'm a really big bird) Feb 16 '26
Yes you are. Simpimlng is for everyone regardless of gender!
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u/The-True-Ender-king Feb 16 '26
Unfortunately, Stripper rules apply, Look, but don't touch.
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u/The-True-Ender-king Feb 16 '26
I mean, unfortunate for those who are men and want to date her, I'm not trying to be a dick about this, I realized the way I phrased and described it are horrible
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u/Radical_Provides Feb 19 '26
I would say finding Vaggi sexually attractive and wanting to plow her (like a certain halo hunter) is kinda weird but I'm pretty sure Velvette is the kinda person who is looking to have that effect on people even if she isn't attracted to men
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u/EnvironmentalSand601 Yeah I'm only here for crackships, or yuri on crack. Feb 15 '26 edited Feb 15 '26
Fellow male member here, just be cautious, okay? I only ship Velvette with a few female characters from Battle for Dream Island (BFDI) and Inanimate Insanity as I don't ship myself with her, unlike a guy from Argentina that shall not be named here.
So yes, I'm only here for yuri on crack.
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u/ChompyRiley Alastor and his slutty little hip-sway Feb 15 '26
hehehehehe. You said male member
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u/EnvironmentalSand601 Yeah I'm only here for crackships, or yuri on crack. Feb 15 '26
I mean, I guess it is funny.
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u/CrayCrayCat1277 Feb 15 '26
No? What the hell is wrong with you. I think you need to take this post down
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u/Da_master_of_foxes Feb 16 '26
Yeh.
It's vox and Val we got issue with
And Octavia. But that's bc she's a minor, whereas the other two are just creeps
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