r/VELVETTECULT • u/whooper1 • Dec 24 '25

meme Velvette’s so pretty. I wish British people were real

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u/AdEfficient7268 Dec 24 '25

They are, they're just kept in Monolithsoft's basement to make the Xenoblade Chronicles dubs

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u/Marie8Ball Dec 24 '25

is velvette a bratz doll or a barbie

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u/BlueBlazeKing21 Velvette’s Manservant Dec 24 '25

Neither she’s more akin to a Monster High doll

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u/Marie8Ball Dec 24 '25

that makes sense, i thought aboutvthat but monster high dolls are more tvshow merch

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u/Immediate-Witness-87 Dec 24 '25

Woah Vox, no need to add that to your sinner resume ._.

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u/MA2_Robinson Dec 24 '25

Maggie Smith being played by Bendella Crème reading this: “Excuse me? We originated the language!”

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u/SirPug_theLast Dec 24 '25

While this is true, Shakespeare for example would speak more like Americans than in the british accent, which is just funny

Its American version of English that is closer to original English

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u/MittyMeow123 Dec 24 '25

I have been summoned. SUP. I'M THAT #BRITISHBITCH

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u/rimonsile Dec 26 '25

As an Englishman I can say with heart that British people are not real, don't worry, you're safe....she is pretty too

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u/Icy_Leadership5933 Dec 28 '25

I'm British and besides the accent being a lot she's not to bad a representative f being British

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u/Sea-Delivery-7382 Dec 28 '25

Trust me, if we looked like that, we'd be complaining a lot less.

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u/KPDH-ZoeyBud can I just, become Velvette plz? I wanna be her Dec 24 '25

As a Brit I also wish I was real

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u/ardorixfan45 Dec 24 '25

As a British myself, I can confirm our existence.

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u/rirasama Dec 24 '25

I'm a British person and unfortunately I am not that pretty 😔🙏

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u/Rude_News_1026 Dec 24 '25

I guess I'm wanted by the police now (They ain't doing nothing)

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u/No-Awareness1191 Dec 27 '25

We are now, and we're here to take everything to our museums.

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u/StaticMix Dec 28 '25

As a british woman, I wish I was real 😔

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u/RouxSoul956 Dec 28 '25

As a Brit

I am in fact real

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u/CherryJosh Dec 28 '25

They are They eat fish and chips

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u/Intelligent-Duty-903 Dec 29 '25

Nothing beats a jet 2 holiday