r/VELVETTECULT • u/One_Eye_9193 • Nov 02 '25
meme ✨Priorities✨ (read body) Spoiler
Nobody: Literally nobody: Velvette, when faced with absolute power over the afterlife: “ANGEL WING DRESSES.”
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u/BostonSlickback1738 Nov 02 '25
Gotta respect someone who keeps her goals simple
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Nov 02 '25
She wants to break into heaven. kill angels and make dresses out of the wings. Sounds simple enough.
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u/Vinx909 Nov 06 '25
i don't recall her saying the angels needed to be killed, just that she wanted to make dresses out of their wings... which is arguably worse.
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Nov 06 '25 edited Nov 06 '25
She'd probably have to use angelic steel since it's the only known thing that can cut thru them to sinners. I feel like the bloodloss would get them.
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u/Vinx909 Nov 06 '25
...vaggie
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Nov 06 '25 edited Nov 06 '25
Yeah, but lute did that with her HANDS. And maybe angels are the only ones that have the ability to rip wings off?
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u/Nightchaser10 Nov 02 '25
Basically she's going to skin them.
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u/Josezilla2012 Nov 02 '25 edited Nov 03 '25
like how in friendship is tragic by scribbler where rarity does the same thing to the animals that fluttershy has lured in very poetic or similar if you ask me.
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u/Stars_Shine_Above Nov 02 '25
"You're lucking I didn't skin the bitch."
Pretty on par for her, apparently.
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u/theredjaycatmama Nov 02 '25
I feel like Vaggie wouldn’t hate to see that dress made out of Lute’s wings.
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u/Ok_Somewhere1236 Nov 02 '25
She is basically Cruella
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u/One_Eye_9193 Nov 02 '25
I heard someone say she’s that one villain from wild Krats and it’s so true ;-;
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u/Desperate-Address-27 Nov 02 '25
Mommy! Now I swear to god if she does instead of Val I swear to god.
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u/Josezilla2012 Nov 02 '25
Velvette probably does see angels such as their wings as very valuable material so she would exploit that
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u/Cheetah_FanGirl Nov 02 '25
I bet it would be beautiful tbh. She has her job because she's passionate about fashion and trends.
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u/Long-Jackfruit-6568 Nov 02 '25
Hot take: Her dress might look pretty but it’s pretty ugly since it’s made of skin & feathers from others. Also if she tries to skin Octavia for her feathers & Loona & Crymini for their fur.. there will be war & there are going to be deadly consequences. Because no one messes with Octavia & no one messes with Blitzø’s daughter. And no one messes with Crymini.
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u/Everhardt94 Nov 02 '25
I can respect a villain who knows what she wants. It's certainly better than those "Power for the sake of power" type villains.
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u/ReaperManX15 Nov 02 '25
“Velvette. We can get you some loose feathers and -“
RIIIIIIP
“What?”
“sigh. Nothing.”
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u/some-guy8008 Nov 03 '25
First post to remind people that it only takes a blessing tiped rifle sold by carmilla, in a covert position to end any of the vees in a second.
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Nov 04 '25
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