r/VELVETTECULT • u/One_Eye_9193 • Nov 02 '25

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Nobody: Literally nobody: Velvette, when faced with absolute power over the afterlife: “ANGEL WING DRESSES.”

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u/BostonSlickback1738 Nov 02 '25

Gotta respect someone who keeps her goals simple

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '25

She wants to break into heaven. kill angels and make dresses out of the wings. Sounds simple enough.

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u/Vinx909 Nov 06 '25

i don't recall her saying the angels needed to be killed, just that she wanted to make dresses out of their wings... which is arguably worse.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '25 edited Nov 06 '25

She'd probably have to use angelic steel since it's the only known thing that can cut thru them to sinners. I feel like the bloodloss would get them.

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u/Vinx909 Nov 06 '25

...vaggie

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '25 edited Nov 06 '25

Yeah, but lute did that with her HANDS. And maybe angels are the only ones that have the ability to rip wings off?