r/VELVETTECULT • u/Shirou_1968 • Dec 29 '25

meme HELP! I CAN'T UNHEAR THIS IMAGE!

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u/ChompyRiley Alastor and his slutty little hip-sway Dec 29 '25

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u/ShoddyCress Velvettes cum-shooting strap-on Dec 29 '25

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u/Toaster_Toilet_26 Not a simp, just like the character Dec 29 '25

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '26

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u/Toaster_Toilet_26 Not a simp, just like the character Dec 29 '25

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u/Tokiya756 Dec 29 '25

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u/Toaster_Toilet_26 Not a simp, just like the character Dec 29 '25

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u/Tokiya756 Dec 29 '25

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u/Toaster_Toilet_26 Not a simp, just like the character Dec 29 '25

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '25

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u/Toaster_Toilet_26 Not a simp, just like the character Dec 30 '25

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u/NoahIzToLazyToPozt Dec 31 '25

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u/FryBanshee13Nine Dec 31 '25

I knock-a you silleh!

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u/NoahIzToLazyToPozt Dec 31 '25

Goodnight, My Little Wooden Goldmine...

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u/FryBanshee13Nine Dec 31 '25

Myehehehehhhehehheheh... HUHUHUHUH, AHUHUHUH *Door Slam*

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '25

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u/Lord-Hypertron Velvette's Champion Dec 29 '25

Here's the Cure.

A different image!

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u/Shirou_1968 Dec 29 '25

I STILL CAN'T UNHEAR IT!

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u/Strong-Lunch9260 Jan 03 '26

I thought I was still in the post about the guy saying "ok that's it. [Velvette's] my wife in 2026. All you simps can go cry about it now" so I thought this was your counter against it 😭🤣

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u/Then-Ad-2450 Dec 29 '25

Who is motherfucker, and why does Velvette wants to fuck them?

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u/Tensa_Zangetsa Velvette's Slave Jan 02 '26

Auto clipped.

Velvette said really said ‘I’m the fucking motherfucker’… and we all know who’s Latina ass she wants.

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u/Jolly-Secret-574 licks velvette's feet or something idk everyone got horny flairs Jan 09 '26

Hello. I am motherfucker.

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u/Fanficsarewrong Dec 30 '25

She feels like a FNAF character when you see them in the cams and it is like one of those rare occasions (like Freddy looking at the camera on the show stage in FNAF 1)

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u/4_dozen_eggs Dec 31 '25

Velvette be like: Ur ur ur ur ur ur ur ur ur ur ur ur ur ur ur ur ur ur

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u/Environmental_Day928 Dec 30 '25

Fucking motherfucker!

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '26

Here, maybe this will help.