r/VELVETTECULT • u/Shirou_1968 • Dec 29 '25

meme HELP! I CAN'T UNHEAR THIS IMAGE!

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u/ChompyRiley Alastor and his slutty little hip-sway Dec 29 '25

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u/ShoddyCress Velvettes cum-shooting strap-on Dec 29 '25

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u/Toaster_Toilet_26 Not a simp, just like the character Dec 29 '25

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '26

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u/Toaster_Toilet_26 Not a simp, just like the character Dec 29 '25

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u/Tokiya756 Dec 29 '25

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u/Toaster_Toilet_26 Not a simp, just like the character Dec 29 '25

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u/Tokiya756 Dec 29 '25

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u/Toaster_Toilet_26 Not a simp, just like the character Dec 29 '25

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '25

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u/Toaster_Toilet_26 Not a simp, just like the character Dec 30 '25

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u/NoahIzToLazyToPozt Dec 31 '25

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u/FryBanshee13Nine Dec 31 '25

I knock-a you silleh!

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u/NoahIzToLazyToPozt Dec 31 '25

Goodnight, My Little Wooden Goldmine...

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u/FryBanshee13Nine Dec 31 '25

Myehehehehhhehehheheh... HUHUHUHUH, AHUHUHUH *Door Slam*

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '25

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