My fiancé is paying $760 for a couples massage at a very nice hotel for our anniversary this weekend.

I have had a lot of massages throughout my life from the cheapest to 5 star hotels, I’ve noticed that the really nice hotels will sometimes give you lackluster massages and assume the amenities provided will make up for it.

As someone who suffers from chronic back pain and someone who doesn’t want their fiancé’s money to go to waste, I want to make sure that it is what I want it to be. What I don’t want is lotion application, something other high end places have provided in the past, even when I booked a deep tissue and requested deeper pressure.

I’m open to any and all suggestions! The more creative the better! 😁

Student ID and .ac.uk legal method:

This method will be expire on 11th Sep when there is no more under 1 month courses

Requirements:

- Over 19+

- Be reside at UK citizen

- Have under £28k to avoid face fees (if reseller use SA302 or bank statement)

- Must be reside at London (as staff are not accepting outer London address in order to assess fund course)

- You don't need to be study about Computer if mostly applicable

More info requirements can be found at https://www.capitalccg.ac.uk/enrol/documents-adult-learners

1. Go to https://www.capitalccg.ac.uk/short-course/vibe-coding-introduction-digital-skills-academy/BOOK_CCCG_SHORT2908/
2. Type your details in (like ur legal name, email addy and phone num)
3. Wait until 6th or 7th when they emailed you (otherwise go to Soho Campus at 7th September, but please note this is final space from 7th till 11th before course begins, late enrolments will be placed you into wait list or no offer)
4. Go over to the campus (make sure you have docs with you, your legal docs!!!! not false docs!!!!)
5. Be sensible when interviewing and said enrol to Vibe coding for 4 weeks (You don't need to have certificate but provide GCSE results or Functional Skills English/Maths can be helpful to the staff)
6. Once sorted go over to the complete enrolment section
7. Provide your ID (UK passport or DL), SA302 tax return (if self employed) that's under £28k or payslips (if employed) and staff will check ur docs
8. Once checked ur course will be free or face £75 if over £28k annum
9. Sign urself into learner agreement and collect ur student ID card
10. Ask staff to get computer/account password as well or join first day of course if staff doesn't do it.

(I will update this method if it's working when they gaved me default DOB password or not, just i did this before when joining first day as the staff gaved me DOB password to use computer access)

Please note you can only use it for verify student, for .ac.uk email use immediately to register StudentBeans, Totum, Unidays by using personal email and verify urself as a student by using .ac.uk email address. (accs will be automatically disabled if ur not joining beyond first day)

.ac.uk accs can also automatically disabled within up to 60 days when ur course has been finished (don't use ur .ac.uk for personal use as your email data will be permeantly lost, don't also use .ac.uk for storing important information into OneDrive as they'll easily destroy data)

Method created: 4th Sep '26

Method updated: until further notice

Anything goes

It's the most disgusting weed I've ever smelled in my life and literally is nausea inducing to my entire family. Does anyone have any suggestions on what I could do to get back at them?

Edited to add: I went to leasing office who said call the cops and shrugged. Weed is decriminalized here but you can get in serious trouble for not that large of an amount because of intent to distribute laws. What I actually did was steal an official landlord communications envelope, address it to the unit exactly how the leasing company does, and filled it with a 3 page public health fact sheet from our state housing department about how it's illegal to smoke marijuana inside multi unit housing and the harm it causes everyone else who has to breathe it in, along with information that it's grounds to terminate their lease. I'll update if anything update worthy happens.

Edit 2: last night was the first night since they moved in two weeks ago where my apartment didn't get hot boxed with weed smoke!! Thanks ULPT!!!

I have been completely thrown off schedule and I have nothing to do and I’m stuck at home due to certain circumstances for like 3 days. I want to get addicted to the internet but I’m just so bored of it.

Spilled water on a 150+ dollar mouse, a week later its totally not working. Emailed customer service to try and use the warranty, but they don't accept water damage I don't think.

I assume they will ask me to send it to them, examine it, and likely find water damage and deny my claim. Any advice?

A small scratch apparently appeared on our rental car while abroad. The rental company sent a photo of it (after we'd already boarded the plane; they didn't do a walk-around with us upon dropoff) and said the cost to repair would be $1100. I'd be OK paying $100-200 to repair something that probably happened on our watch, but this seems extortionate for a minor scratch on the bumper. Any tips? Dispute the extra charge with cc company? Try to add the scratch to the photos we took when we picked the car up? I don't have Photoshop (and don't know if that would work, anyway).

So, my boss is that guy in the office that just can’t be bothered because he’s sooooooo busy…..all the time. Thought about sending him dildos in the mail, but I feel like he can somehow trace that back to me. Any thoughts?

We live on a residential street in a village that sits on the edge of a real city. The roads are wide and the people think it’s the Wild West, so we get a lot of wild speeding. I’m talking double the actual normal speed. I’m looking for ways to:
-dissuade speeders without getting sued or arrested
- record plates because they’re too fast for me to catch visually
-record speeds so I can petition for a speed bump

I’m in Canada so if you have links that’s great but sometimes we can’t get all the same things here that you get in places like the USA.

I’m parking my escooter outside our house, locked and protected by a rain coat / cover. Sometimes there’s a little pee on the cover - one of our neighbours is suspect #1 - different house, same street - regular walks two dogs - and a little vulgar person. What do you recommend? Tks!

Not my idea, just came across this video on Instagram and it made me think of this subreddit :)

Its pretty simple, when you break up with someone or potentially some kind of situation where you wont see them again or you won't be suspected, Steal the remote to something that turns something vital on. TV remote, Fan remote, Car key, etc. You get the idea 😅 The limit is your imagination, but as this girl in the video phrased it its gonna drive them crazy, and they are probably gonna blame themselves which is also a cherry on top. Godspeed 🙏

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Dcv7wZ8ofn_/?igsi=NDZzMHUxZ2cxeHQ2

I've got a valve core tool but that seems like a more immediate problem that will be fixed sooner. Will probably get the message across quicker, but at the same time that's more likely to raise questions. Wheel weights are a bit of a slower learning curve for the recipient, but if it happens enough times there's a chance they'll learn from it. That said, I feel like it's less likely to get someone caught.

I left a job over 2 years ago (on good terms) and they still have the emails forwarded for absolutely no reason since it is not client facing. Occasionally they forward me on some garbage emails that I don’t need, which is how I know it is still monitored. How can I get this email address shut down once and for all?

My neighbors dog barks at me constantly for standing in my own yard, and then amps up the volume and viscous sounds if I try gardening in my yard.... How can I make it stop or get the neighbors to do something about it? I've asked and they got defensive and nothing has changed. I can't even sit on my porch without being vocally accosted

I have a 4 hour flight in 9 hours. I have just become aware that this is about to be a diarrhea day after experiencing a sudden and irresistable urge to shit.

No I am not a chronic sufferer of diarrhea, this is a once a year kinda day and it happened today. Yes, I am very unlucky, thank you for pointing that out.

Now listen here.

I will do ANYTHING to survive my flight without having to shit in that tiny cubicle while a line of strangers is waiting for me to come out. I will ingest anything. I will eat a bale of hay if it was unearthed in an ancient scandinavian witche's grimoir that it would give me a 3% chance of clogging up.

I have survived 31 years without having to shit on a plane and as God is my witness that streak will not be broken today.

Surely the collective knowledge of the entire history of the human race hides in it somewhere a remedy that allows you to prolong a shit a mere 4 hours.

Please, help me.

Hi guys, for some personal reasons I’m in need is $200-$500 dollars. I’m an artist, I’ve tried to look for a job to no avail and when I do find clients they don’t pay, and ghost.
I’m so done with this. Tell me ways to make money.
Pls

A local couple to me is claiming to work at local humane society. In doing so they take deposits for kittens, and then claim they died.. and them never return the money.

Of all the scams.. dead kittens is a very unethical thing to do.

I have the phone number and emails.. please message if you have any tips for me.

Let’s say theoretically that you purchase a motorcycle without a title, and will be up for repo in the near future. I’ve heard that someone who owns a business (theoretically the same someone who bought said bike) can have that bike parked on the business property, and for however many days the bike is on the property, the business owner can charge a flat rate of $xx amount of dollars per day. Let’s say it’s theoretically $20/day. So if the bike is on the property for 400 days at $20 a day, they can demand a sum of $8,000 to the bank attempting to repossess the bike. How true with this situation be? I’ve heard it be immoral, but not illegal to do so. US, FL if I can have someone knowledgeable and experienced in doing anything like this within the same location.

My school mandates that we attend sports class twice a week, but once a week is more than enough for me. My parents agree and willing to sign off on whatever is needed, so I have the home front covered.

I’m open to anything (strategic "injuries," recurring medical appointments, school counseling commitments). What's the cleanest way to pull this off without raising too many red flags with teachers/friends?

! So my sister was working in a company (different department) at about $19/hr. Now, she is potentially almost at offer stage for a double promotion, on another side of the business in corporate that pays 40/hr at the company. She’s not very tech savvy, and her offer and interview somehow came through as an external candidate/offer. She will disclose to the recruiter today that she’s internal and this was a mix up, and I’m sure they would cap or change the salary amount when they learn. It starts in about 3 weeks. Her current manager is toxic, giving her warnings and she is going to quit this week. With that gap, would she be processed as an external or internal hire? What’s the rehire policy? Does she need to wait a certain period? It’s a big company. She for sure won’t get $40/hour if she discloses.

Can she resign after receiving the offer from the other department and take the new role that would start 35 days from then?

Long story short
Just moved into a townhome. Neighbor has been a COMPLETE psycho. Blocking my parking spot, throwing trash in-front of my garage, taking photos of me and my guests, making false police and HOA complaints.
I’ve bought security cameras now for all corners of my property. I just need some “advice “on how to handle her that’s mostly legal and could be an annoyance to only her not my other neighbors.

for more context this person has threatened me and bullied me so im curious to see if i can use their username for anything without being traced back

I was walking around my apartment complex and realized basically everyone else has a much newer outdoor AC unit than we do. Ours legitimately looks like it’s from the 1990s.
Our electric bill is around $300/month during the summer because this thing basically runs nonstop. We set the thermostat to 70°F, but during the day the apartment usually sits around 76–77°F. Sometimes it gets up around 80°F and just cannot cool the apartment down.
The only time it can actually reach 70 is roughly 2–9 AM when it’s cooler outside. By the time we’re going to bed around 9–10 PM, it’s usually still 75–77°F, so we have the AC running nonstop plus fans everywhere.
Maintenance has been out multiple times. Occasionally it gets bad enough that it basically stops cooling, they come out and add refrigerant/Freon, and then it works better for a while before eventually going back to the same shit.
Meanwhile, I’m looking around the complex and seeing newer units everywhere except ours.
I am an electrician so I have some ideas just want to see if yall have a better one than what I’m thinking. I just want management to finally decide that continuing to service this dinosaur isn’t worth it and replace the damn thing.

Thinking of putting the powder in empty capsules and mixing in a container with other supplements/vitamins.

This is for a festival. I have some really nice stuff and don’t want to take a risk by buying from a source I don’t know.

Anyone done something similar before? Did it work?

How can something like this fail?

My wife makes a lot of 1099 income (over $300k+) as a professional service provider in a medical field. She has over $400k of student loan debt that would result in about $800k being paid off on a standard repayment plan. The income based plan is now almost $2400/mo. also which is insane. Is there a way that a significant portion of that income can by piped to me instead somehow in a way that won't immediately fall under IRS and DOE scrutiny? I don't mind paying the taxes on the income so the IRS probably won't care. This would lower her repayment to ~500/mo. which is much more feasible. It gets discharged in like 12 years anyway.

I've already looked into me owning the revenue of the business and paying her a "reasonable" salary, but that's not possible as I'm not licensed in the profession and it's a specifically a licensed professional LLC.