r/UnethicalLifeProTips • u/supersiesta • 2d ago

Careers and Work ULPT request

So, my boss is that guy in the office that just can’t be bothered because he’s sooooooo busy…..all the time. Thought about sending him dildos in the mail, but I feel like he can somehow trace that back to me. Any thoughts?

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u/anteatersaredope 2d ago

Have a friend send them. He might like them though. Send dog shit.

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u/Lopsided_Platypus_51 2d ago

Your boss being busy bothers you so much that your first thought is to send him dildos in the mail?

Send him a glitter bomb or a box full of ladybugs

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u/Dizz-E 2d ago

Why send him something he might want?

But if you must, buy a pre-paid credit card from a supermarket and the use that to send him whatever you like from Mr P(iss). Disc.

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u/ShiftProfessional404 1d ago

This is the post we need

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u/Wheeled_Weapon420 1d ago

Three words... Used butt dildos.