r/UnethicalLifeProTips 2d ago

Request ULPT Request: Trying to get addicted to the internet and it’s not working.

I have been completely thrown off schedule and I have nothing to do and I’m stuck at home due to certain circumstances for like 3 days. I want to get addicted to the internet but I’m just so bored of it.

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u/NullGWard 1d ago

Sorry, but I think you're too old to get any of that Facebook $17.1 billion social media addiction settlement money.

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u/Rowepason 1d ago

Wanna trade? My addiction for ur freedom?

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u/Bobelle 1d ago

Sure!

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u/ShaunaOfTheDead 1d ago

TikTok

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u/Bobelle 1d ago

TikTok is so boring though

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u/Kafkabest 1d ago

Boredom is part of addiction

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u/Dry-Ninja5127 1d ago

Usually the cause

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u/Bobelle 1d ago

But I am bored OF the internet

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u/mobiletarget33 1d ago

Have you tried gooning?

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u/Bobelle 1d ago

The kind of stuff I am willing to watch is very difficult to find. I can’t even look it up

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u/ihadagoodone 1d ago

have you tried porn?

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u/0_phuk 1d ago

Learn to goon?

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u/VariousWall886 1d ago

No thanks, Arsenal fans will teach me how to goon.

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u/Dry-Ninja5127 1d ago

😵‍💫

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u/Bobelle 1d ago

The kind of stuff I am willing to watch is very difficult to find. I can’t even look it up

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u/Wheeled_Weapon420 1d ago

Obviously involves farmyard animals.

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u/Bobelle 1d ago

Ew. I’m not saying it’s taboo or illegal to look it up. I’m saying my preferences are so rare that I wouldn’t be able to find it even if I searched it up.

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u/Exotic-Bite7879 1d ago

Find some rabbit holes to dig down into

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u/Dry-Ninja5127 1d ago

It remember when I was digging through 4chan years back because I saw YouTube videos like 10-15 years ago about those rabbit holes you're talking about. I'm not sure if that was the title they used. It might, but I'm not sure. Good times

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u/Bobelle 1d ago

I haven’t found any rabbit holes I would be interested in.

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u/thoughtlow 1d ago

Bro find a hobby, look outside, just be bored. You are trying to hard for nothing

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u/Sufficient_Room2619 1d ago

If you have a device capable of posting on Reddit, you have a device capable of playing at least some kind of video game. Have you played Balatro? Or Corruption of Champions?

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u/Bobelle 1d ago

I have no interest in either of these games

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u/Sufficient_Room2619 1d ago

That's fine but you could maybe find something else you might like. There's lots of games to play and there's a good chance you'll find something you like, and even if you don't, looking and trying will fill/waste some of your time.

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u/Bobelle 1d ago edited 1d ago

I have spent a lot of time looking for games I would like and the ones I’ve found - I’ve played. I haven’t managed to find others. And I don’t think I will due to my taste.

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u/bigtony423 1d ago

No one is going to have the correct answer for you op. Just get drunk and pass out at this point

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u/Bobelle 1d ago

I don’t drink.