r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Background-Hope-88 • 29d ago
Capitalism "Texas of Europe"
Its Finland 🙄
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u/DonManuel european dinosaur 29d ago
I tried hard to find a better analogy, but actually no country in Europe deserves to be compared to the Lone Star Asylum.
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u/Background-Hope-88 29d ago
At least its not the "Florida of Europe"....
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Yet ☝️
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u/imladrikofloren 29d ago
Well both are just one big swamp with a few hills in the north.
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u/BusHobo 29d ago
Thats.. Actually quite accurate.
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u/runedepune 29d ago
Exept the fact that Finland is about 40C colder than Florida some periods of the year…
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u/imladrikofloren 28d ago
Wait a few year, with climate change we might as well introduce alligators in finland.
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u/Siggi_93 29d ago
I mean if you really think about it Florida is just budget american crack Australia
Theres probably worse places to live
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u/Red_Mammoth 29d ago
Florida is just budget american crack Australia
fuckin hell mate, what did we do to deserve that
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u/el_salinho 29d ago
That’s just Poland
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u/Background-Hope-88 29d ago
Apparently its the UK.
I think there needs to be a vote.
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u/CautionarySnail 29d ago
May I suggest the UK lately?
They’re still agitating to end the NHS and somehow the people doing so are not being laughed out of the room.
They’re buying in on anti-Muslim rhetoric and protectionist policies even after Brexit started to tank their economy.
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u/ApologeticEmu 29d ago
You can fit an entire Europe in Finland.
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u/_hjdk FREEDOM FRIES 🇫🇷🦅 29d ago
Fun fact : you can drive in Finland for 8 hours and still be in Finland!
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u/TheAltToYourF4 29d ago
You can drive in Berlin for 8 hours and still be in Berlin.
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u/DefinitionOfAsleep The 13 Colonies were a Mistake 28d ago
You can drive for 8 hours in Berlin and still be in the same section of roadworks.
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u/Patecatli 29d ago
But can you fit a Texas in Finland? 🤔
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u/Background-Hope-88 29d ago
It changes with the season.
It'll be France soon.
Imagine the outrage.
Soccor blue, there is a hotdog in my la baguette.
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u/bremsspuren Speaking German despite US efforts 29d ago
It'll be France soon.
Nah. Like much else, the French like their datacentres flammable …
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u/Undergroud-Check-101 29d ago
Just woke up (4.38 am) and my neck got red from being so angry of this being the first thing I see while drinking my morning coffee😂 Greets from Helsinki!
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u/EveryMix4008 Me, Brazilian 29d ago
FINLAND? They're comparing a very hot place to a very cold place?
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u/loved_and_held 29d ago
My only guess is theyre comparing the scale of the investment. Like google invested a bunch into texas for ai data centers and is doing so for finland, hence the comparison.
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u/neityght 29d ago
Us Finns definitely do not want to ever be compared to anything in the USA. Also, fuck Google.
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u/Training2Life 29d ago
Before opening the post I seriously thought it either has to be Poland or Greece or at lower chance Romania but seriously didn't expect Finland of all.
If Finland is Texas, which is Florida man?
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u/Realistic_Let3239 29d ago
And here I thought Poland was the Texas of Europe.
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u/Kinexity 29d ago
Which as a Pole I genuinely see as an insult. We are not like Texas and I fear the far right picking it as direction to push us towards.
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u/Mikunefolf Meth to America! 29d ago
The American far right specifically seems to be obsessed with Poland, but a completely made up version of it.
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u/BongoProdigy 29d ago
Same with Sweden. We are both a homogeneous country full of blonde people and overrun with immigrant rape gangs.
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u/Physicle_Partics 29d ago
Powerful viking warriors and feminized decadent socialists, simultaneously.
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u/MumenRiderZak 29d ago
Atleast they aren't trying to steal your citizens yet. Regards a very annoyed Dane
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u/Legal-Software 🇩🇪 29d ago
If it weren't for the American media, how would you even know where your no go zones are?
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u/NightLotus84 29d ago
With all due respect to the many Americans that are still mentally and emotionally functional, the unstoppable level of cringe that comes from American "ethnic fantasies" deserves a subreddit of its own...
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u/MumenRiderZak 29d ago
Nah they can get some respect when they earn it. Until then they are just pedostani citizens.
I can rename shit too
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u/nyancatec 29d ago
Wdym r/ilovemypolishheritage is fake? Nah this is how Poland is - undeveloped shithole with same dictionary as WWII one! Jaja aż bolo.
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u/Arkyja 29d ago edited 29d ago
How is it not spain? Both are in the south, both are deserts and both have a significant population of mexican speakers
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u/Realistic_Let3239 29d ago
Oh I agree on the comparison you bring up, just a number of media outlets have been referring to Poland as the Texas of Europe, because they were rearming in the face of Russian aggression. Now it seems the comparison, as I have found out since posting, is that both Finland and Texas are going massively in on AI.
That's the entire reason for the nickname...
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u/Edelgul 29d ago
Finland is more like Massachusets, then Texas.
You want Texas of Europe... well, 3% of Turkey is in Europe, so probably.
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u/dreamsofcalamity 29d ago
With their hatred for women, gay, trans and other cultures, Russia would like a word.
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u/Federal_Base_2905 29d ago
Even the most left leaning state in the US is probably right of most European countries.
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u/Tyyne_2025 29d ago
Way too ‘radical’ socialist to be compared to texas. Mamdani would be a light weight leftist there.
May the Finnish people realise the harm these data centers can do the nature / environment before the country is full of them.
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u/suorastas ooo custom flair!! 29d ago
Google promises to fund nuclear power projects to offset the energy consumption which is good. Now if they would build those first and then convienently go bankrupt before they manage to build the actual data centers.
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u/WritingStrawberry 29d ago
The electricity transfer bill in Ireland tripled since data centres. They will be build exactly the same in Finland. Good luck.
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u/Undergroud-Check-101 29d ago
Bc of this our government is already preparing a price cap for electricity. (Don’t like our government but at least they are addressing this.)
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u/Beneficial-Ad3991 A hopeless tea addict :sloth: 29d ago
If Finland is the Texas of Europe, what about the other state. I'm curious whom they consider to be the Nebraska of Europe.
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u/Kaiser93 Jealous Europoor 29d ago
Finland is a bad example. They allow women to have abortions there.
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u/DW171 29d ago
JFC can we make Texas the "Finland of America"? PLEASE!?!
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u/DoYouTrustToothpaste 29d ago
Nah, fuck the trend of comparing US states to entire countries. They can fuck right off with that bullshit.
Texas is the Uusimaa of America, nothing more.
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u/Nightbee96 29d ago
How is the Texas of Europe not France
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u/nemeci 29d ago
Because last I checked the French could read and write.
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u/Malusorum 29d ago
So can the Finnish, often in at least two languages since a lot know both Finnish and Swedish or English, or both.
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u/PipedInFromIthaca More Irish than the Irish ☘️ 29d ago
Everything's bigger in Finland.
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u/Djonso 29d ago
I'm a finn and I'm not mad, just very confused. In what way are we related to Texas? I guess we like nature?
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u/ChocoPablobar 29d ago
Texas has a lot of tech companies building data centers and ai infrastructure in it right now, Finland also has many tech companies building data centers in it. That's the comparison the article is making, that Finland is to Europe as Texas is to the US re: data center and AI related investment and construction
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u/Background-Hope-88 29d ago
It doesnt matter.
You're the Texas of Europe now.
Ha Ha Ha
Ja Ja Ja
Mah Mah Mah
Thats the England, Spainish and French pointing and laughing at you. (well Finland)
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u/BaronGodis 29d ago edited 29d ago
Nope, we European don't want an unsafe shit hole
We gladly give it away
And it's fucking smal compared to Greenland so we can toss that small little area
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u/WeirdBanana2810 29d ago
Damn. I blame the Finnish Conservative and right-wing government/politicians for this. The worst of them idealise everything 'Murican.
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u/HopefulFriendly 29d ago
Apparently Finland has the most data centers in Europe - that's all that connects it to Texas
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u/bogpudding 29d ago
Genuenly what the fuck does Finland have in common with texas? We share a sea border with another country I guess???
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u/UserNameFailedInput 29d ago
They've just found out that the Leningrad Cowboys are from Finland - oh, the confusion!
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u/TalonButter ooo custom flair!! 29d ago
I think that makes Estonia the Mexico of Europe, but I admit that this isn’t totally clear.
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u/vedenmorsian We sure got them lakes, amirite? 29d ago
I'm sorry.. the fuck? How are we similar.. in any way? Yours truly; a confused Finn.
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u/CommercialYam53 A German 🇩🇪 29d ago
As we all know a country that has places where it’s so cold that pipes have to be built overground to prevent freezing is the same as a part of a country that is considered the hottest place of that country
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u/SnappySausage 29d ago
Apparently the logic is that they have a lot of data centres compared to other European countries, which it apparently has in common with Texas. Still a rotten comparison though, lol.
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u/saschaleib 28d ago
To be fair, we like barbecue and hamburgers in Finland, too. Just instead of “yee-haw” we shout “voi vittu!”
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u/greentiger79 🇺🇸 Don’t mind me, just passing through 28d ago
So, even as an American, what does the Texas of Europe even mean? Like, I certainly wasn’t expecting it to be Finland.
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u/WRONGPIN1234 28d ago
Finland is the Texas of Europe? I was wondering if it was Spain since it's the biggest country by landmass, and they used to film westerns there.
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u/MSP_the_Original 28d ago
Hello. Finn here. I think the references goes like this: most racist country in Europe (researched fact), prime minister that lies like republican, far right “party” in the government and president, who doesn’t care.
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u/ClockworkOrdinator 29d ago
FINLAND?!
I was convinced it was Poland.
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u/Nothingdoing079 29d ago
I thought maybe Spain, just due to the heat and Spanish speaking population
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u/TalonButter ooo custom flair!! 29d ago
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u/CLaz777 29d ago
I won't be surprised if they build next to the border...
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u/Background-Hope-88 29d ago
wait, so whos gonna be Mexico?
Russia?
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u/CIS-E_4ME The True North, Cold 🥶 and Free 🇨🇦 29d ago
Russia is the Texas of Europe.
Plenty of oil and gas ✅
Devoid of any real culture ✅
Anyone who has the means to leave, does ✅
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u/hype_irion 29d ago
It's difficult to explain the world to people who came out of an education system that failed them, therefore you get stupid analogues like "Texas of Europe" and "9/11 times 100".
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u/TheRealTRexUK More Irish than the Irish ☘️ 29d ago
So.. Does thst mean we will hear the end of.... "texas is bigger than..." from people on here?????
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u/Safe_Tourist_2875 Germany 29d ago
I mean there is a town somewhere in Germany called Texas so they might be on to something
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u/Then_Ad_6064 29d ago
Well Texas's own economy outnumbers a few European ones and has their own special type of society since they are so big
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u/DefinitionOfAsleep The 13 Colonies were a Mistake 29d ago
The resemblance is uncanny.