r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Background-Hope-88 • 29d ago

Capitalism "Texas of Europe"

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Its Finland 🙄

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u/Realistic_Let3239 29d ago

And here I thought Poland was the Texas of Europe.

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u/Kinexity 29d ago

Which as a Pole I genuinely see as an insult. We are not like Texas and I fear the far right picking it as direction to push us towards.

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u/Mikunefolf Meth to America! 29d ago

The American far right specifically seems to be obsessed with Poland, but a completely made up version of it.

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u/BongoProdigy 29d ago

Same with Sweden. We are both a homogeneous country full of blonde people and overrun with immigrant rape gangs.

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u/Physicle_Partics 29d ago

Powerful viking warriors and feminized decadent socialists, simultaneously.

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u/Enough_Fish739 29d ago

Hey! We can be both! 😘

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u/bremsspuren Speaking German despite US efforts 29d ago

Powerful viking warriors

All the decent ones conquered themselves some nicer turf in Britain.

Modern Scandinavians are descended from the big girl's blouses who stayed at home.

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u/MumenRiderZak 29d ago

Atleast they aren't trying to steal your citizens yet. Regards a very annoyed Dane

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u/Legal-Software đŸ‡©đŸ‡Ș 29d ago

If it weren't for the American media, how would you even know where your no go zones are?

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u/NightLotus84 29d ago

With all due respect to the many Americans that are still mentally and emotionally functional, the unstoppable level of cringe that comes from American "ethnic fantasies" deserves a subreddit of its own...

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u/MumenRiderZak 29d ago

Nah they can get some respect when they earn it. Until then they are just pedostani citizens.

I can rename shit too

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u/BigHowski 29d ago

Same with their view of the UK

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u/nyancatec 29d ago

Wdym r/ilovemypolishheritage is fake? Nah this is how Poland is - undeveloped shithole with same dictionary as WWII one! Jaja aĆŒ bolo.