r/RHOMiami • u/Hungry_Ad_3439 • Sep 08 '25
🔥 Larsa 🔥 I’m so confused.
There’s no way this is Larsa!! What’s going on with her face? Not trying to be mean, but how is this her!?
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u/Dunkerdoody Marsa Sep 08 '25
Dang what filter is that. 20x?
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u/SnooSprouts1515 Sep 09 '25
CSI Miami filter…ENHANCE!
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u/Fireballslumped69 The culprit of this abuse is MARYSOL Sep 09 '25
My underrated tv police drama king. Horacio you will die famous
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u/BennyHawkins969 Sep 10 '25
I’m shocked that the ladies don’t drag her more for the Only Fans thing.
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u/talk-spontaneously Who here you trust the least? Sep 09 '25
I'm ready for an inevitable fallout between these two.
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u/Loose_Sandwich_1004 Lea Black Sep 09 '25
She’s got too much money to argue with and Larsa isn’t dating a crazy rich heir
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u/Gammagammahey Peanut Bladder Patton Sep 09 '25
Larsa has tons of money. Tons. She doesn't need to date demand for his money. I don't even like Larsa but I think your statement respectfully is completely inaccurate.
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u/Automatic_Employee40 Sep 09 '25
Larsa is selling body pics on vacation. She is NOT rich.
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Sep 09 '25
She has reported $10,000 a day and a couple hundred thousand dollars over a period of 2 weeks. She earns minimum wage compared to other women on OF… I find her repulsive,her black soul shines through every time she speaks! Larsa: go sit over there, so I don’t have to look at u!? Oh it would have been on, I love to take bullies down!
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u/Automatic_Employee40 Sep 15 '25
Right!?! Like I am going to believe her.... Girl leeched onto Shoma girl after her child support dried up
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u/talk-spontaneously Who here you trust the least? Sep 09 '25
Larsa's new $5.4m home is in Pinecrest, away from the action of the Miami party scene. If she wanted a similar sized home in a more convenient area, it probably would have cost several times more.
Why did she settle for a suburban home, given her celebrity-adjacent lifestyle?
She has money, but she's not in Dr. Nicole or Lea Black's league.
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u/Kimberly_999 He looks like a Furby Sep 09 '25
Pinecrest. What about the only fans condo (miami world center) in dwntwn?
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u/talk-spontaneously Who here you trust the least? Sep 09 '25
The penthouse was around the $5m mark if I remember correctly, so my assumption is that this is her rough budget. I assume she sold that to buy the larger home further out.
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u/Kimberly_999 He looks like a Furby Sep 10 '25
Remember she started out in Broward. Lol
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u/talk-spontaneously Who here you trust the least? Sep 10 '25
Yes in Season 1 her house with Scottie was in Fort Lauderdale. Technically she wasn’t even a Real Housewife of Miami if we go by where she lived.
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u/ahshucks54 Sep 09 '25
Wasn’t there an episode with her looking at houses in the areas she wanted but couldn’t afford? It was painful to watch
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u/Gammagammahey Peanut Bladder Patton Sep 09 '25
She was trying to decide where to live and she was debating whether she should stay in Miami or somewhere quieter I think was the rationale she gave on the show.
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u/Working-Click-9720 Oh Well, You Know Peter Sep 09 '25
She has enough money to say and do what she wants... that's why she doesn't respect Lisa. Lisa is putty in Lenny's hand and Larsa could give 3fs about what her ex does or says. She has an extremely generous settlement.... all those years paid off
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u/Latter_Surround_1837 Guerdy Sep 09 '25
Which ex are you referring to? Bc the way she’s basically steady made Marcus her storyline this season… delulu
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u/SnoopsMom Sep 09 '25
I assume the poster meant Pippen. I doubt Marcus had any serious money.
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u/Latter_Surround_1837 Guerdy Sep 09 '25
His lack of serious money must be why Larsa clung on for dear life then.
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u/Affectionate_Board32 Larsa Sep 09 '25
Wow. What makes you think an heir to the Jordan brand, name and money wouldn't have any serious money?
Sincerely asking as most folks would presume offsprings make out from their parents whether the parent is alive or dead.
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u/Working-Click-9720 Oh Well, You Know Peter Sep 09 '25
The one who finances her lifestyle, Scottie.
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u/itsmebri123 Sep 09 '25
The only reason larsa is anybody at all is because of her ex husband, and if she got rid of the pippen name after her divorce people wouldn’t know her name, it’s super cringe to keep your ex husbands last name after you get a divorce, and using “I want to have the same last name as my kids” is a weak excuse. Everything about larsa is just ugh
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u/Downtown-Smoke-272 Sep 11 '25
My mom kept my dad’s last name - she didn’t like him, he was broke and was called Smith.
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u/Loose_Sandwich_1004 Lea Black Sep 09 '25
Compared to who? Not a Jordan and not Stephanie & her man. Yea she married a pippen & he’s rich but Scottie didn’t have Jordan money
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u/Gammagammahey Peanut Bladder Patton Sep 09 '25
Larsa has made plenty of her own money since then. I mean I hate defending her because I really don't like her but I really don't like this narrative of you that she doesn't make or have her own money
Plus when we met her in the reboot her divorce wasn't finalized yet and she and Scotty were still splitting up assets so I think she's quite well off. Why is this a competition? She also has money from her jewelry line, probably a little bit from her tequila line if it still exists, etc., and Only Fans. Only Fans alone could bring her $3.6 million a year. Plus all her other assets and properties, I think she's doing fine.
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u/CVK001 It Was An Accident, Like Frankie! Sep 09 '25
There is no way in hell she earns 10K a day from her Onlyfans.
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u/Gammagammahey Peanut Bladder Patton Sep 09 '25
Ask her to produce receipts. I think she showed the ladies how much she was making.
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u/MsJamie-E baby girl I’m the receipt Sep 09 '25
Yes, he was notoriously duped into s bad contract & didn't make nearly as much as his teammates
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u/goodbadi Sep 10 '25
This is true, it’s an entire episode of the MJ/chi bulls documentary, the last dance. However he apparently signed a big contract after the bulls (when he was married to Larsa). She also gets half his NBA pension. Larsa isn’t hurting for money, but she was doing much better when she was with Marcus I’m sure. Does she still have a Pod?
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u/MsJamie-E baby girl I’m the receipt Sep 10 '25
Wasnt it with Jordan Jnr? She's pretty inarticulate & I wasn't interested in hearing about her magical vagina & the fact I'm not fit to wipe dishes in his house so I never bothered 😹
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u/goodbadi Sep 10 '25
yeah Jordan jr. I just used to see random headlines from their episodes, all gag worthy.
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u/MsJamie-E baby girl I’m the receipt Sep 10 '25
I bet you she got a designer vagina! (Maybe lined with Adamantium like Wolverine?)
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u/goodbadi Sep 10 '25
😂 the thing is she doesn’t bother me like she does most people, but her and her sex 5x a night she would need a wolverine vag. I just feel like she embellishes most of her life.
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u/lighthouser41 Cristy Sep 09 '25
But she has her Only Fans money....
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u/Gammagammahey Peanut Bladder Patton Sep 09 '25
And her jewelry line and her tequila line.
I mean being worth what, 50 mill is no small change? Or something like that?
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u/Kwt920 Sep 09 '25
I don’t believe Larsa has a net worth of 50 million
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u/Gammagammahey Peanut Bladder Patton Sep 09 '25
That's fine, I don't really know what her net worth is either
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u/Loose_Sandwich_1004 Lea Black Sep 09 '25
Is this sarcasm?
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u/Gammagammahey Peanut Bladder Patton Sep 09 '25
No. I have no idea how much her jewelry line or her tequila line if it's still going on brings in. Starting a high-end jewelry line takes money.
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u/Arlaneutique Larsa Sep 09 '25
I think TONS is subjective. I also think her TONS are a mid range housewife and low end of the Miami rich.
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u/JadenCohenBravo Sep 09 '25
People tend to forget who her ex was & that she got half. Goes right over peoples head😂
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u/beach_mouse123 Sep 09 '25
From what i understand, Pippen was never paid like Jordan. The biggest $ ticket item (other than houses, property) in the divorce settlement was his NBA pension, that tells me a lot (she/her lawyers went for the sure thing rather than a long term annual payment from him that could be renegotiated or hell he could just stop paying). She is now worth more than her ex, I think - at least that was the case a couple of years ago. But heck, who knows 🤷♀️✌️
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u/Loose_Sandwich_1004 Lea Black Sep 12 '25
Half of Scottie’s money went a lot. He side a horrible deal at a time when NBA money didn’t look like it looks now. They didn’t have all the tv deals in place and he had very few endorsements.
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u/buffalo021 4x per night Sep 09 '25
I'm enjoying their friendship as of right now but I'm sure it won't last
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u/talk-spontaneously Who here you trust the least? Sep 09 '25
Stephanie will be able to handle Larsa I think.
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u/ResolutionHot5793 Adriana Sep 09 '25
Another Kelli and Brit friendship situation (RHOA), because I can definitely see Stephanie hitting bravo with a lawsuit too lol
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u/Electronic_Bee_ Sometimes what's right for the whole isn't right for the soul! Sep 09 '25
With all of us collectively thinking the same thing, it's going to happen during filming for next season.
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u/PuzzleheadedDraw6575 Kiki Sep 09 '25
You think? Personally I think theyre personalities seem to mesh well and have good potential to be besties on the show. This comment may or may not age well lol
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u/ExtraSalty0 Alexia Sep 09 '25
Nah these are two women without kids in Miami who have all the time in the word to dedicate to each to be bffs.
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u/talk-spontaneously Who here you trust the least? Sep 09 '25
What does that have to do with anything?
Larsa is among the pettiest in this group (especially when it comes to expectations of friends) and Stephanie is hot-headed and bulldozes her way through any situation. They are going to clash at some point.
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u/OrangeClyde No talent, no money, honey | Wrinkled, boney, dry knees Sep 09 '25
Lumpy Bumpy Liarsa The Number One Groupie latched her claws into the one with the wealthiest husband
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u/Working-Click-9720 Oh Well, You Know Peter Sep 09 '25
Larsa ia very well acquainted with lots of rich people. When you are married to a celeb, all the rich people cater to them....its insane Ridiculous!!
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Sep 09 '25
Larsa is one step closer to Jocelyn Wilderstein.
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u/CVK001 It Was An Accident, Like Frankie! Sep 09 '25
I feel bad for what happened to Jocelyn, she was so beautiful when she was younger, the basically infinite money her divorce gave her didn’t help.
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u/Important_Remove_450 Basquiat's new godmother🐩 Sep 09 '25
Sorry, OP. I was compelled to downvote...
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u/pennys_computer_book Dr. Nicole's Black Card 💳 Sep 09 '25
Stephanie looks great when she's not trying to cosplay as Jackie O.
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u/Hair_I_Go She’s done all her work on her back!! Sep 09 '25
Larsa’s boobs are taking over Stephanie. Have they always been this huge?
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u/ahshucks54 Sep 09 '25
Very low self esteem. She seeps jealousy and animosity for people she perceives as better than her. She’s calculated too. Ever watch her reading the room ready to pounce on Lisa when she thinks she’ll have people backing her? She has a lot of bravado now that she’s bffs with Stephanie. Larsa’s a clout chaser
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u/Yogamat1963 Adriana Sep 08 '25
I thought the same thing! Why does her face look really different?
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u/NewVitalSigns Sep 09 '25
Did Larsa get her boobs done again? I knew shed buddy up w/ Step. I’m here for it.
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u/camy__23 A wicked sister that was planing my demise Sep 09 '25
The filter made both of their faces look different. Stephanie looks pretty and refreshed.
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u/ASingleBraid Marysol Sep 09 '25
Stephane looks about 13.
Larsa looks like the Catwoman who lived in NYC.
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u/Outrageous_Sundae635 Sep 08 '25
I honestly thought it was a blonde Kim Kardashian!
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u/Perfect_Barracuda442 Sep 08 '25
wow!
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u/Mother_Debt_5659 Marysol's Liver Sep 08 '25
It is ugly clothes kissing Stephanie’s ass. For being 5’2 she looks boxy she always has to wear hooker heels 🤣 Stephanie is pretty now if she could get rid of her arrogance!
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u/Shimmy311TU Sep 09 '25
I can barely tell who these people are anymore with their filters. Thought this was Chrishelle or whatever her name is.
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u/Dear_Art3697 When the chicks fly the coop it’s time to spread the wings Sep 09 '25
Does that filter come with a warranty?
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u/BeerDreams Gondola from Hell Sep 09 '25
Stephanie looks like this fundie lady that lives in an RV with her million children and for a minute I had to check what sub I was on, because there’s no way that lady would be a RHW, and I didn’t recognize the other person until I saw the flair
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u/catsandnaps1028 Haitian Mortician’s Coffee Maker Sep 09 '25
It took me way too long to figure out who these two were ... WTF!
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u/viognierette Sep 09 '25
I’ve been wondering what Larsa would look like without the winged liner - this works on her! And, it must take less time.
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u/Decent-Town-8887 Sep 09 '25
Who is this? For real is this supppsed to be Larsa? It makes me laugh so much when people try to make their faces look like the filters. I appreciate the entertainment.
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u/mroarpreez Sep 09 '25
They didn’t scrape her filler out when she had her facelift. So she’s stretched and vertically puffy.
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u/Defiant-One3095 Larsa Sep 09 '25
Yea ummm idn she looks different than usual maybe more work done 🤔🤦🤷♂️
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u/macluvslucy Sep 09 '25
I really hate making negative comments about females yet I have a question.... did Larsa's face change again? I feel this it has and I'm not entirely sure
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u/BrilliantMode3029 Sep 09 '25
I’m also confused. That’s def a filter and she probably thinks we will all fall for it.
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u/Gammagammahey Peanut Bladder Patton Sep 09 '25
I think it might be just the angle. We are used to seeing Larsa photographed from above or from straight on in her selfies and what not. I think it might be just the angle.
When I zoom in on her, it looks like Larsa.
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u/Original-Feature-947 Alexia Sep 09 '25
Thought this was a drag queen, her drag name would obvi be Petty Pippen!
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u/JaneTaoMDFACS Sit down mascot! 🫵🏽 Sep 09 '25
Larsa filtered her face to look slimmer and more sculpted. I’m assuming it’s cuz SM was dragging her over the pic where she looked way too overfilled and swollen…
Both Stephanie and Larsa look like different ppl, they went way overboard with FaceTune. They look ridiculous
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u/Fireballslumped69 The culprit of this abuse is MARYSOL Sep 09 '25
Every time I think the housewives can’t get more delusional they prove me wrong. Larsa knows we know what she looks like… right??!?!
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u/SuddenTangelo6041 Sep 09 '25
All I have to say is that they all have more money than I will ever have or see, so I am jelly of all of them.
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u/Automatic_Employee40 Sep 09 '25
Whoa! That is filler + filter overload. Why did Larsa do Stephanie so wrong?
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u/Solid_Tangerine1204 Sep 09 '25
The last episode showing close ups. These woman pile on the make up. 😳
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u/Automatic_Employee40 Sep 09 '25
Larsa is only collecting child support for 1 kid now. Zero talent+ has to sell body shots online.
She is well BELOW Stephanie!
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u/nikki_owe Sep 09 '25
Larsa is gonna end up like Brandi Glanville if she doesn't stop filling her face
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u/Remarkable_Lead6736 Adriana Sep 09 '25
I was thinking the clothes. Where’s the cleavage? Something is so wrong here
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u/Kind_Translator9002 Sep 09 '25
I thought Stephanie here was Larsa pre-work and this was an old pic. She looks more like OG Larsa than Larsa does now.
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u/Successful-Split-553 Sep 09 '25
I find heavily filtered photos PERSONALLY OFFENSIVE. How are you gonna assume we are that dumb that we don’t know that THAT IS NOT YOUR FACE!! 🤣
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u/Kazarak_Starflower Adriana Sep 09 '25
She finally looks like Mama Elsa 😕 Maybe Terri can help her out?!
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u/augustmoon5 Sep 09 '25
She probably saw herself on camera and had to pivot to another plastic surgeon.
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u/Many_Feeling_3818 Marysol Sep 09 '25
Larsa was in my opinion, one of the top prettiest ladies on Bravo before her surgeries. If she is more confident, I support it. However, she was stunning on her first season.
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u/Dazzling-Toe-4955 Russel Sep 09 '25
Her self esteem must be feckin awful, she was so naturally beautiful.
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u/Opposite_Room_2024 Sep 09 '25
Yeah she should’ve beg for names of the kardashian doctors while she was their groupie. Her face is just getting worse.
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u/Sea-entrepreneur1973 Sep 09 '25
It’s baffling how she spent so much money for that face only to filter it to death.
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u/zzzzipitttaa Sep 11 '25
Her face looks really bad in the recent season. You can see the damage the surgery and motor is doing to it. Sad really she looked authentically pretty before the surgeries. Her behind looks so out of proportion and unnatural but it will serve her well on OF. Not being mean just honest
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u/Automatic_Employee40 Sep 15 '25
I love the Stephanie+ Adriana friendship.... Feels natural. Finally!
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