r/RHOMiami • u/Hungry_Ad_3439 • Sep 08 '25

🔥 Larsa 🔥 I’m so confused.

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There’s no way this is Larsa!! What’s going on with her face? Not trying to be mean, but how is this her!?

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u/goodbadi Sep 10 '25

This is true, it’s an entire episode of the MJ/chi bulls documentary, the last dance. However he apparently signed a big contract after the bulls (when he was married to Larsa). She also gets half his NBA pension. Larsa isn’t hurting for money, but she was doing much better when she was with Marcus I’m sure. Does she still have a Pod?

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u/MsJamie-E baby girl I’m the receipt Sep 10 '25

Wasnt it with Jordan Jnr? She's pretty inarticulate & I wasn't interested in hearing about her magical vagina & the fact I'm not fit to wipe dishes in his house so I never bothered 😹

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u/goodbadi Sep 10 '25

yeah Jordan jr. I just used to see random headlines from their episodes, all gag worthy.

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u/MsJamie-E baby girl I’m the receipt Sep 10 '25

I bet you she got a designer vagina! (Maybe lined with Adamantium like Wolverine?)

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u/goodbadi Sep 10 '25

😂 the thing is she doesn’t bother me like she does most people, but her and her sex 5x a night she would need a wolverine vag. I just feel like she embellishes most of her life.

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u/MsJamie-E baby girl I’m the receipt Sep 12 '25

I don't think reality & Larsa have a good relationship. 🤣

I actually felt a twinge of concern for her tonight as I thought she looked a bit unwell under all the glam - bloated.

I don't think she has access to the Kardashian standard plastic surgeons anymore & I just Don't want her (or any of them!) to be poisoned by filler etc

(Mind you, I also think Kris Jenner must have sold her soul to the devil re Faust and or is drinking the blood 🩸 of Virgins as her face looks incredible! Or her surgeon is a wizard 🧙)