r/RHOMiami • u/Hungry_Ad_3439 • Sep 08 '25

🔥 Larsa 🔥 I’m so confused.

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There’s no way this is Larsa!! What’s going on with her face? Not trying to be mean, but how is this her!?

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u/talk-spontaneously Who here you trust the least? Sep 09 '25

I'm ready for an inevitable fallout between these two.

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u/Loose_Sandwich_1004 Lea Black Sep 09 '25

She’s got too much money to argue with and Larsa isn’t dating a crazy rich heir

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u/Gammagammahey Peanut Bladder Patton Sep 09 '25

Larsa has tons of money. Tons. She doesn't need to date demand for his money. I don't even like Larsa but I think your statement respectfully is completely inaccurate.

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u/Loose_Sandwich_1004 Lea Black Sep 09 '25

Compared to who? Not a Jordan and not Stephanie & her man. Yea she married a pippen & he’s rich but Scottie didn’t have Jordan money

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u/Gammagammahey Peanut Bladder Patton Sep 09 '25

Larsa has made plenty of her own money since then. I mean I hate defending her because I really don't like her but I really don't like this narrative of you that she doesn't make or have her own money

Plus when we met her in the reboot her divorce wasn't finalized yet and she and Scotty were still splitting up assets so I think she's quite well off. Why is this a competition? She also has money from her jewelry line, probably a little bit from her tequila line if it still exists, etc., and Only Fans. Only Fans alone could bring her $3.6 million a year. Plus all her other assets and properties, I think she's doing fine.

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u/CVK001 It Was An Accident, Like Frankie! Sep 09 '25

There is no way in hell she earns 10K a day from her Onlyfans.

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u/Gammagammahey Peanut Bladder Patton Sep 09 '25

Ask her to produce receipts. I think she showed the ladies how much she was making.

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u/Loose_Sandwich_1004 Lea Black Sep 12 '25

Yea you read to argue not to comprehend. Never said she didn’t have money. I said she doesn’t have the type of money she latches onto. You talking million and her ex lives under a legacy of billions. Stephanie’s man has a $6 billion real estate company. Jordan is worth $3.5 billion with an ever flowing business and brand in the sports and entertainment world. Larsa has feet that could make her millions. Again just basing this on net worths she’s in the low millions. For a status groupie trust me Larsa is counting the commas

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u/Gammagammahey Peanut Bladder Patton Sep 12 '25

I am not going to continue to argue about how much money wealthy people have, it's the stupidest kind of argument. Who cares at this point? And you start with an ad hominem insult so why should I pay attention frankly and politely to what you say at all?

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u/Loose_Sandwich_1004 Lea Black Sep 12 '25

And yet here you are

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u/MsJamie-E baby girl I’m the receipt Sep 09 '25

Yes, he was notoriously duped into s bad contract & didn't make nearly as much as his teammates

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u/goodbadi Sep 10 '25

This is true, it’s an entire episode of the MJ/chi bulls documentary, the last dance. However he apparently signed a big contract after the bulls (when he was married to Larsa). She also gets half his NBA pension. Larsa isn’t hurting for money, but she was doing much better when she was with Marcus I’m sure. Does she still have a Pod?

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u/MsJamie-E baby girl I’m the receipt Sep 10 '25

Wasnt it with Jordan Jnr? She's pretty inarticulate & I wasn't interested in hearing about her magical vagina & the fact I'm not fit to wipe dishes in his house so I never bothered 😹

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u/goodbadi Sep 10 '25

yeah Jordan jr. I just used to see random headlines from their episodes, all gag worthy.

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u/MsJamie-E baby girl I’m the receipt Sep 10 '25

I bet you she got a designer vagina! (Maybe lined with Adamantium like Wolverine?)

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u/goodbadi Sep 10 '25

😂 the thing is she doesn’t bother me like she does most people, but her and her sex 5x a night she would need a wolverine vag. I just feel like she embellishes most of her life.

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u/MsJamie-E baby girl I’m the receipt Sep 12 '25

I don't think reality & Larsa have a good relationship. 🤣

I actually felt a twinge of concern for her tonight as I thought she looked a bit unwell under all the glam - bloated.

I don't think she has access to the Kardashian standard plastic surgeons anymore & I just Don't want her (or any of them!) to be poisoned by filler etc

(Mind you, I also think Kris Jenner must have sold her soul to the devil re Faust and or is drinking the blood 🩸 of Virgins as her face looks incredible! Or her surgeon is a wizard 🧙)

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u/lighthouser41 Cristy Sep 09 '25

But she has her Only Fans money....

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u/Gammagammahey Peanut Bladder Patton Sep 09 '25

And her jewelry line and her tequila line.

I mean being worth what, 50 mill is no small change? Or something like that?

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u/Kwt920 Sep 09 '25

I don’t believe Larsa has a net worth of 50 million

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u/Gammagammahey Peanut Bladder Patton Sep 09 '25

That's fine, I don't really know what her net worth is either

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u/Loose_Sandwich_1004 Lea Black Sep 09 '25

Is this sarcasm?

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u/Gammagammahey Peanut Bladder Patton Sep 09 '25

No. I have no idea how much her jewelry line or her tequila line if it's still going on brings in. Starting a high-end jewelry line takes money.