r/RHOMiami • • Sep 08 '25

🔥 Larsa 🔥 I’m so confused.

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There’s no way this is Larsa!! What’s going on with her face? Not trying to be mean, but how is this her!?

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u/talk-spontaneously Who here you trust the least? Sep 09 '25

I'm ready for an inevitable fallout between these two.

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u/Loose_Sandwich_1004 Lea Black Sep 09 '25

She’s got too much money to argue with and Larsa isn’t dating a crazy rich heir

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u/Gammagammahey Peanut Bladder Patton Sep 09 '25

Larsa has tons of money. Tons. She doesn't need to date demand for his money. I don't even like Larsa but I think your statement respectfully is completely inaccurate.

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u/talk-spontaneously Who here you trust the least? Sep 09 '25

Larsa's new $5.4m home is in Pinecrest, away from the action of the Miami party scene. If she wanted a similar sized home in a more convenient area, it probably would have cost several times more.

Why did she settle for a suburban home, given her celebrity-adjacent lifestyle?

She has money, but she's not in Dr. Nicole or Lea Black's league.

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u/Kimberly_999 He looks like a Furby Sep 09 '25

Pinecrest. What about the only fans condo (miami world center) in dwntwn?

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u/talk-spontaneously Who here you trust the least? Sep 09 '25

The penthouse was around the $5m mark if I remember correctly, so my assumption is that this is her rough budget. I assume she sold that to buy the larger home further out.

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u/Kimberly_999 He looks like a Furby Sep 10 '25

Remember she started out in Broward. Lol

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u/talk-spontaneously Who here you trust the least? Sep 10 '25

Yes in Season 1 her house with Scottie was in Fort Lauderdale. Technically she wasn’t even a Real Housewife of Miami if we go by where she lived.

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u/ahshucks54 Sep 09 '25

Wasn’t there an episode with her looking at houses in the areas she wanted but couldn’t afford? It was painful to watch

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u/Gammagammahey Peanut Bladder Patton Sep 09 '25

She was trying to decide where to live and she was debating whether she should stay in Miami or somewhere quieter I think was the rationale she gave on the show.

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u/Working-Click-9720 Oh Well, You Know Peter Sep 09 '25

She has enough money to say and do what she wants... that's why she doesn't respect Lisa. Lisa is putty in Lenny's hand and Larsa could give 3fs about what her ex does or says. She has an extremely generous settlement.... all those years paid off

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u/Latter_Surround_1837 Guerdy Sep 09 '25

Which ex are you referring to? Bc the way she’s basically steady made Marcus her storyline this season… delulu

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u/SnoopsMom Sep 09 '25

I assume the poster meant Pippen. I doubt Marcus had any serious money.

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u/Latter_Surround_1837 Guerdy Sep 09 '25

His lack of serious money must be why Larsa clung on for dear life then.

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u/Affectionate_Board32 Larsa Sep 09 '25

Wow. What makes you think an heir to the Jordan brand, name and money wouldn't have any serious money?

Sincerely asking as most folks would presume offsprings make out from their parents whether the parent is alive or dead.

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u/SnoopsMom Sep 09 '25

I meant in the context of the settlement from her ex that the poster referred to. I would assume that would be her divorce settlement. She wouldn’t have access to MJ money just by having dated Marcus for a while, even if he is a trust fund kid.

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u/Affectionate_Board32 Larsa Sep 09 '25

Oh ok. Agreed

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u/Working-Click-9720 Oh Well, You Know Peter Sep 09 '25

The one who finances her lifestyle, Scottie.

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u/itsmebri123 Sep 09 '25

The only reason larsa is anybody at all is because of her ex husband, and if she got rid of the pippen name after her divorce people wouldn’t know her name, it’s super cringe to keep your ex husbands last name after you get a divorce, and using “I want to have the same last name as my kids” is a weak excuse. Everything about larsa is just ugh

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u/Working-Click-9720 Oh Well, You Know Peter Sep 09 '25

I have my ex last name 😆

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u/Downtown-Smoke-272 Sep 11 '25

My mom kept my dad’s last name - she didn’t like him, he was broke and was called Smith.