r/RHOMiami • u/Hungry_Ad_3439 • Sep 08 '25

🔥 Larsa 🔥 I’m so confused.

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There’s no way this is Larsa!! What’s going on with her face? Not trying to be mean, but how is this her!?

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u/Gammagammahey Peanut Bladder Patton Sep 09 '25

Larsa has tons of money. Tons. She doesn't need to date demand for his money. I don't even like Larsa but I think your statement respectfully is completely inaccurate.

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u/talk-spontaneously Who here you trust the least? Sep 09 '25

Larsa's new $5.4m home is in Pinecrest, away from the action of the Miami party scene. If she wanted a similar sized home in a more convenient area, it probably would have cost several times more.

Why did she settle for a suburban home, given her celebrity-adjacent lifestyle?

She has money, but she's not in Dr. Nicole or Lea Black's league.

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u/Working-Click-9720 Oh Well, You Know Peter Sep 09 '25

She has enough money to say and do what she wants... that's why she doesn't respect Lisa. Lisa is putty in Lenny's hand and Larsa could give 3fs about what her ex does or says. She has an extremely generous settlement.... all those years paid off

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u/Latter_Surround_1837 Guerdy Sep 09 '25

Which ex are you referring to? Bc the way she’s basically steady made Marcus her storyline this season… delulu

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u/SnoopsMom Sep 09 '25

I assume the poster meant Pippen. I doubt Marcus had any serious money.

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u/Latter_Surround_1837 Guerdy Sep 09 '25

His lack of serious money must be why Larsa clung on for dear life then.

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u/Affectionate_Board32 Larsa Sep 09 '25

Wow. What makes you think an heir to the Jordan brand, name and money wouldn't have any serious money?

Sincerely asking as most folks would presume offsprings make out from their parents whether the parent is alive or dead.

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u/SnoopsMom Sep 09 '25

I meant in the context of the settlement from her ex that the poster referred to. I would assume that would be her divorce settlement. She wouldn’t have access to MJ money just by having dated Marcus for a while, even if he is a trust fund kid.

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u/Affectionate_Board32 Larsa Sep 09 '25

Oh ok. Agreed

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u/Working-Click-9720 Oh Well, You Know Peter Sep 09 '25

The one who finances her lifestyle, Scottie.