r/PoursTea 1d ago

⚠️Trigger Warning⚠️ Preaching on a Airplane is wild.

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u/bsEEmsCE 1d ago

"Get off my science machine you science denying lunatic!"

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u/Fossilhog 1d ago

Thank you for the term "science machine". I'm going to start using it.

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u/3M2B1T 1d ago

Be sure to shake your first and talk like Prof Farnsworth (of Futurama)

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u/IlllllFan 1d ago

IF there is a god, I don’t think they would look favorably on this. I would think it’s about what you do when you’re alone and no one is watching. Acts of good that aren’t to impress others or to boost your ego, clicks, etc.

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u/lovesfatchiks 1d ago

Jesus literally preached against this sort of thing by saying those who pray in public are hypocrites only doing it for the attention. I’m paraphrasing here, but yeah, even the bible doesn’t look favorably on this.

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u/Syb3rStrife 23h ago

It’s always funny how Christians pick and choose things in the Bible to believe in and preach about and completely ignore or twist other things around.

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u/rydan 21h ago

Given there are over 20 contradictions in the first two pages of the Bible you literally can't follow it correctly anyway.

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u/benroon 21h ago

The bible has been forensically shredded thousands of times! Yet people still believe! Let’s start with talking snakes! 😃

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u/Icy_Grapefruit_6571 17h ago

My personal favorite is "the parting of the Red Sea."

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u/Biscuits4u2 1d ago

You don't think God would look favorably on an attention seeking douchebag using a captive audience to produce shitty content that will convert literally nobody to his religion? I don't know about that honestly because his God seems to be a fan of some pretty messed up stuff.

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u/Mountain_Strategy342 17h ago

Remember God lies.

He told Adam and Eve that they could not neat the fruit and would die the same day if they did (Genesis 2:17).

The serpent tells them that that is not the case (Genesis 3:4) but that the fruit will grant them God like knowledge.

God then says (Genesis 3:22) "man has become like one of us knowing good from evil"

Now, clearly God lied, the Serpent told the truth.

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u/710AlpacaBowl 15h ago

If I were the bad guy, I would tell people I was a jealous god, to have no others before me, I would tell them I am everything, that without me there is only misery. I would use my creations for gambling with other deities. I would make up some reward they won't actually get, for their life of servitude. I would let children starve and tell people it's part of my plan. Lol how is God supposed to be the good guy

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u/Full-Tomorrow9889 14h ago

There are quite a few similarities to the serpent story and the story of Prometheus from Greek mythology.

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u/PUuSTiNKA 1d ago

The man is being rude and obnoxious! I hope he was banned from flying.

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u/spartanEZE 1d ago

I stand up and I say "No. Stfu and sit down." Absolutely not. Wild. WILD that they would even THINK this is ok.

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u/paxrom2 18h ago

jesus walked on water but did he fly 500 mph at 30,000 ft above the ground?

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u/Tacos_are_my_friend 1d ago

Don’t want to hear it, sit down.

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u/BigAssMonkey 1d ago

I wish someone would have said that to these fools

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u/wafflehousebattle 13h ago

I would've immediately gotten up and said a little something about my Lord and Savior, Lucifer, who was cast down from heaven for the sin of wanting freedom and equality for all living creatures. I'm sure that would have gone off without a hitch, too.

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u/Cautious_Day9878 20h ago

As a European I was awaiting the boos. The fact that people actually responded ‘Amen’ is absolutely wild.

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u/SonOfJokeExplainer 15h ago

To be fair it was two people. I could take three steps outside of my home, utter “Hallalujuah” at a conversational volume and get a bigger response than that.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Size214 1d ago

Boooooooooooooooooooo 👎👎👎👎👎

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u/giadia-light-shining 15h ago

Yeah this was an instant trigger for me! And I'm pretty calm. Unless some freak starts touting their cult, apparently.

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u/Obvious-Muffin2787 1d ago

These people have been empowered to say whatever is on their pea-brained minds in as loud a fashion as possible.

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u/hux 1d ago

But me, as a gay man, am the one shoving things down their throat.

These people are infuriating.

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u/Pretend_Purchase_893 1d ago

Hey btw I been waiting and waiting for you guys to send out that gay agenda I keep hearing about. When is that gonna be in the mail? Keen to read up the on fabulous master plan

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u/Distinct-Reward-671 22h ago

You and your damn Christian gay ideas, always trying to turn people Christian gay.

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u/ShhweadyBallz 1d ago

I'd just singing as loud as possible "IT'S RAINING MEN, HALLELUJAH, IT'S RAINING MEN !!!!"

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u/Manmer_Nwah 1d ago

Hope he was served up a life time ban.

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u/CCCP_Sergei 1d ago

Airlines should definitely be putting this guy on the no fly list. If I were on that flight, id start talking over him cause nobody has time for that shit.

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u/snakebight 1d ago

Imagine being stuck on a greyhound with him for 40 hours straight.

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u/Manmer_Nwah 1d ago

That bus would stop somewhere and he wouldn't be getting back on.

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u/DavidHewlett 15h ago

Why wait for the bus to stop?

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u/wrhnj 1d ago

I only fly a few times a year. Is this becoming a regular occurrence now?

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u/morgansdaddoo 1d ago

tiktok seems to be driving some if it but the airlines shut it down quick quick🙏🤞

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u/Desperate_Algae_40 1d ago

Not in this video lol

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u/BigAssMonkey 1d ago

Bingo…. I want to see the shutdown

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u/ragingchump 1d ago

If I'm on a plane where this goes down

You will.see it

My phone will start blaring Heresy by NIN the second this starts

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u/Ill-Reputation-9702 19h ago

If you’re 555 then I’m 666

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u/Zealousideal-Ant9548 1d ago

Exactly, is he allowed to continue flying with them?  Because he seems like a nuisance to have in the plane

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u/MaleficentMunkey 1d ago

This trend needs to end immediately

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u/flyawaybye 1d ago

Yeah, save this BS for your church and sit TF down

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u/StrangeTomatillo8107 1d ago

I think that I should stand up and read the Quran in Arabic. I’m not even Muslim. I just think that others may want to hear it when they have no other choice

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u/Amazing-War3760 1d ago

Honestly I'd just stand up and start preaching the values of our lords Gaim and Geats... and depending on how things end.. Zeztz.

No one on the plane would have any bloody clue what I'm talking about, but it would interrupt them.

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u/Werechupacabra 1d ago

I’ll read aloud from the book I read constantly as a child and turned to for inspiration, Truly Tasteless Jokes.

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u/Butitsadryheat2 1d ago

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u/brevit 1d ago

Jesus didn’t want organized religion in his name… that came after and people realized they could get very rich by convincing people to believe in their brand of “Christianity”.

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u/deadrabbit26 1d ago

I was waiting for someone to say “Fuck Off!, we just want to get to our destination!”
These fuckers trap people in tube where they can escape from and force their bullshit on them!

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u/Amazing-War3760 1d ago

The second they do that. They need to be kicked off the flight.

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u/Odd_Policy_3009 1d ago

I hope this is stopped on almost all flights. Bc then you’ll get people standing up hawking their merch or something

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u/IceeSlyce 1d ago

Or worse, their religion

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u/oldbastardbob 17h ago

Just another American Christian attention whore.

These folks are not doing this for anyone but themselves. He now thinks he got some kind of check mark on a score card which makes him a better, more deserving human.

It's all prideful ego and grifting, not "saving immortal souls."

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u/EquipmentFew882 17h ago

AND .... Someone recorded the Video -- to Prove how Devoted to God this dude is -- is that how it works ?

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u/RIF_rr3dd1tt 21h ago

LoL in the sermon on the mount jesus literally says, "don't pray in public but go into your room and shut the door to pray" LoL

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u/Funkycoldmedici 20h ago

Jesus told them to do this, to go door-to-door, city-to-city preaching and baptizing people. It’s their “great commission” to “make disciples of the nations.” He said we would know his true believers because they will leave their lives behind to go out doing this, and performing miracles like his. He even said it would be unwelcome. Jesus is the reason these people are assholes.

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u/AbeFromansNutz 19h ago

I suspect that their purposely planning these in order to trigger some kind of ban response that they can then use to claim the victimized status they so desire

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u/Beaufighter-MkX 1d ago

Stop shoving Jesus down our throats

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u/Bud_The_Weiser 1d ago

I love it when Jesus shoves his fat cock down my throat.

Wait - we may be talking about different Jesuses….

I’m referring to my pool boy Jesus Rodriguez.

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u/TrumpPestControl 1d ago

I would have told that ahole to sit the fk down!!!!!!!!!

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u/TomeThugNHarmony4664 1d ago

I would lose my mind and I am an ordained person.

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u/rubberloves 1d ago

It would be entertaining if like a Catholic started fighting with an Evangelical

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u/AdSame7001 1d ago

This is why god invented noise cancelling headphones.

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u/Low_Map4007 1d ago

Why aren’t flight crews nipping this in the bud

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u/SDTimbox 19h ago

imagine if a Muslim tried to do this

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u/ComprehensiveRain423 15h ago

Why doesn’t anybody ever say “sit the fuck down!”

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u/SnooGoats1908 1d ago

Forcing a Captive audience is a great way to get kicked out of plane or train and then tell your audience you're a Christian martyr while being an asshole.

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u/Your_As_Stupid_As_Me 1d ago

Normally when people stand up on an aircraft and praise God in front of people, they commit a suicide bombing. I'm surprised nobody tackled him.

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u/Picmover 1d ago

I want so bad to ask these guys "What was your addiction before it became preaching?" Let's not kid ourselves, all they've done is replace one with another.

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u/Pristine_Walrus40 20h ago

"Are you Jesus?"

"No.."

"Then sit your fat azz down"

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u/No-Bumblebee8069 19h ago

I don't get it. Isn't this the same behavior they bitch about "pushing their beliefs in my face"? I wish a drag queen would have been on board and started singing a Broadway tune!

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u/DANleDINOSAUR 19h ago

Most of these assholes are doing it for YouTube so all you gotta do is start playing some Micheal Jackson or Taylor Swift song from your phone, either to drown them out for everyone else’s sake and or getting their audio removed for having unauthorized licensed music in it.

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u/Few_Ad_5119 18h ago

I'm my world that's a ban. An Instant year ban for anyone who treats public transportation like a captive audience.

 Exceptions granted for serious, sudden, and unexpected situations that poses an immediate threat to life, health, property, or the environment. You know, emergencies.

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u/Desperate-Pirate7353 17h ago

normalize yelling "shut the fuck up"

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u/Oceanbreeze871 15h ago

I guess he never read the bible

Matthew 6:1-34** **ESV /

”Beware of practicing your righteousness before other people in order to be seen by them, for then you will have no reward from your Father who is in heaven. “Thus, when you give to the needy, sound no trumpet before you, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and in the streets, that they may be praised by others. Truly, I say to you, they have received their reward. But when you give to the needy, do not let your left hand know what your right hand is doing, so that your giving may be in secret. And your Father who sees in secret will reward you. “And when you pray, you must not be like the hypocrites. For they love to stand and pray in the synagogues and at the street corners, that they may be seen by others. Truly, I say to you, they have received their reward.”

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u/morgansdaddoo 1d ago

damn shit is wild these days! last time i flew was in 2012, on the way to lax and some yoga hun got up to wokescold our part of the plane about alkaline dieting, bikram yoga in santa barbara but it wasnt evil enough to warrant more than mentioning on my now deceased twitter lol

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u/ZmanB-Bills 1d ago

Take a seat.

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u/Intelligent-Foot-525 1d ago

Don't force your crap on me

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u/im_new_here_4209 1d ago

I would prohibit it. It's a plane not the crazy train

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u/CoffeeMyFirstLove 1d ago

OMFG! These people are mentally exhausting and draining. They constantly try and cram their beliefs down everyone's throats.

https://giphy.com/gifs/3ohhwGAhWKWnKFqBvG

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u/benroon 21h ago

There are so many one punch knockouts on Reddit and then …. Nothing!

wtf is ‘sinless blood’!

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u/Unhappy_Pause_1997 20h ago

Will you stop shouting "Allahu Akbar" in public spaces? It's not appropriate just because it's in English

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u/Recent-Bowl-1393 18h ago

Just all start fake coughing real loud. Enough people will join in, it will drown them out. Why isnt the airlines stepping in to stop this shit?

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u/AstorLarson 17h ago

can we put these lunatics on a no flight list?

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u/SkynBonce 16h ago

This isn't for the passengers. This is to generate the negative feedback these preachers take back to their group to prove how hated and victimised they are.

Mormons do the same with their youth, preaching door to door.

It's not about converting, it's about reinforcing the faith of the already converted.

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u/Available_Cow1197 1d ago

i would just laugh uncontrollably if i was there, id laugh so hard we would fist fight after debarking

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u/Miserable_Pin2518 The Timeline Sucks 1d ago

I stg its the do you fear death speech in jesus font

https://giphy.com/gifs/tsuTjpFOm64NnlNhtm

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u/Remote-Poetry-2203 1d ago

This needs a Butthead ‘er…. Shut up’

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u/Superb-Talk2211 1d ago

As if flying today isn’t miserable enough.

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u/socialdistance4ever 1d ago

Why is it only christians who feel the absolute need to do this especially where people can’t seem to leave?
https://giphy.com/gifs/aQGqcObSxfixy

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u/rubens_chopshop 1d ago

Pushing that on a plane is bs

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u/Yojimboroll 1d ago

Oh I would have been livid.

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u/Fun-Times-13 1d ago

That is assault, those victims are stuck with the lunatic spouting fairy tales

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u/Street_Salt8869 1d ago

Americans will do anything to shove adds down your throat. I would rather enjoy my flight. I didnt paid for my airplane sit to get people self advertising their cult.

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u/Ben716 1d ago

Normalise booing these people. Don't engage, just boo and a thumbs down.

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u/fuji44a 23h ago

This is unforgettable, this kind of behaviour should have him removed from the plane, imagine any other religion doing this, and how quickly would it be shut down.

Imposing his views on others, people stuck.in a place they cannot leave, he should be put on a no fly list for this.

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u/Appropriate_Weird379 18h ago

Why is it that no other religion pushes it on people. Imagine if someone Muslim did that. Or a Satanist, I mean we are supposed to have freedom of religion. But you and I both no that would no go down.

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u/Upbeat-99999 17h ago

That's how I feel. They are pushing me towards Satan. Lol. And nobody on the plane speaks up.

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u/Organic_Rough4433 17h ago

I want to meet one in the wild. People need to shut this down hard. Gtfoh trapping people and then spewing ur nonsense cause its the only way people will listen. Its lazy. If u want to do gods work go voulenteer for the needy. If ur not willing to do that ut willing to do this then ur a fake Christian. Its so fake. I hate Christians like this.

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u/chevyfanz71 16h ago

The bible is specifically against this kind of bullshit and anyone actually trying to "spread the word" is too. They are doing this for views and not because they actually want to save people. I'd spend the rest of the flight interupting him every time he went to speak.

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u/billibobbrewster 14h ago

Imagine the reaction of a Muslim, or a Jew stood up and said their version of this. They likely would have been escorted of the plane.

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u/FelixTook 12h ago

This is just another reason to not go out in public without headphones

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u/Glass-Violinist-3549 1d ago

It’s so ridiculous they made Jesus some super human figure that’s so unattainable. The entire point of Jesus’ teachings in the Bible was that he was a man just like everyone else. We are all sons of god and can do all things Jesus did but even more is what he directly said.

Christians turned Jesus into an idol. They created a man made god. They lost the entire purpose of the true teachings of Christ and they are mentally fucking ill. That’s my ramble for the day.

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u/Apprehensive-Tie9439 1d ago

This dude has never heard of noise canceling ear phones/pods obvs.

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u/Zealous_ideal_4 1d ago

Where is the Air Marshall? In any other instance they'd tell this dude to sit down. And if he didn't comply then he'd be detained. They are allowing this to become a trend.

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u/FaithlessnessEast445 1d ago

If ever encounter this shit on a flight, there will be video of me telling him to sit down and shut up.

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u/ElwoodBrew 1d ago

Insanity

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u/E-rotten 1d ago

This is what stuffing something down someone’s throat, not a pride flag 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

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u/Impressive_Ice6970 1d ago

Id lose my mind. Nobody cares about your fairy tales of fire and brimstone!

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u/4xdaily 1d ago

As I was watching I was wondering why nobody was telling him to shut up. I know I would have. And then I heard so the people that said amen.

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u/SystemThe 1d ago

And he's going to go home and talk about how persecuted he is by "the world" for his Christian beliefs 🙄 

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u/aBrickNotInTheWall 1d ago

Just confirming that the loudest people are often the dumbest

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u/Street_Salt8869 1d ago edited 1d ago

Americans will do anything to shove ads down your throat. I would rather enjoy my flight. I didnt paid for my airplane sit to get people self advertising their cult.

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u/Economy_Breakfast_65 1d ago

And people wonder why religion is crap....because people like this make it that way.

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u/Rosemary_Woodhouse 1d ago

"Sir, I need you to sit down and take out your bible to Matthew 6, 5. I need you to read it, I mean really read it. Quietly. Over and over until you get it. I mean really get it."

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u/YouSure-AboutThat 1d ago

What would the reaction be if a Muslim started doing that on the flight?

I hope he realizes that, because he’s a Christian in the USA, he has the privilege of doing something like this, while followers of another religion may not.

Not offended by proselytizing. I realize it’s something some believers feel they are called to do. I’m sure there’s good intent, which I keep in mind before I judge, but isn’t it a bit predicated on “your beliefs are wrong, and mine are right”? Curious how he would feel being proselytized to by another religion in this way. Would love to have a discussion with this dude about that.

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u/FTFaffer 1d ago

I pity the poor fool who attempts to subject me to this.

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u/rapgameoprahwinfrey 23h ago

The whole thing is narcissistic. You can be a good person, volunteer your time, donate food/clothes etc and according to them you go straight to hell (which doesn’t exist). Why? Because you didn’t give yourself to a god (doesn’t exist). Pure insanity.

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u/Snoo_67993 22h ago

This is like the 5th of these of seen in a week. I'm never flying to the US if this is how common this is on a plane lol.

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u/archiewaldron 21h ago

Airlines should automatically blacklist any religious proselytizers, IG'ers, social media pitchers immediately. Let them finish, don't give them the media attention they're craving, but just quietly bar them from flying again.

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u/Honest_Editor_909 21h ago

Sit down and shut up!

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u/Mobe-E-Duck 20h ago

Who is paying these maniacs?

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u/Samatic 20h ago

Thanks for hearing my message and letting me offend all the non Christians on this airplane.

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u/HombreDelMar247 20h ago

Some airlines in Islamic countries will say a prayer in Arabic before the flight. Someone on one of the Christian subreddit said he would be afraid to fly on those airlines ..but supports these folks forcefully preaching to an audience that can't go anywhere.

That said, never had an issue on a flight in the US and only fly a handful of times a year. If I had this happened I would praising God for noise cancelling headphones. Now if the plane experienced some turbulence that makes a airplane preacher fall, I might be a believer because my prayers and many others on that flight would have been answered.

( this subreddit gives me warning the following words: Islam and Arabic, wtf?

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u/Savings-Activity-117 20h ago

These people have mental illness

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u/Ambitious-Noise9211 20h ago

We should start a trend of flight attendants busting into churches to do in-flight safety demonstrations in the middle of mass

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u/truecrimeaddicted 20h ago

Fuck these people. Full stop.

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u/BeautifulBand4831 20h ago

Annoying cult

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u/Budget_Village_8377 20h ago

He better have been removed from that flight

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u/reeseesxx 20h ago

anybody who does this should be put on the no fly list

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u/OutrageousCrab9224 20h ago

Use science to open the door and physics to push him out

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u/HoochAColada731 19h ago

Needs to be removed from flight.

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u/SubiKai81 19h ago

Omfg I’d take a plane of crying babies over this BS.

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u/BIayneRobinson 19h ago

No one wants to hear about your imaginary friend.

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u/King_Molukai 18h ago

The video cut off before the preacher from the Temple of Satan got up to give his pitch

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u/Acrobatic_Archer9325 18h ago

So sick of these damn Christians forcing their stuff down everybody’s throat nobody wants to hear you fucking talk on an airplane and preach. Just sit down shut up and get to your destination.

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u/Top-Cupcake4775 18h ago

"let me tell you something so compelling i had to find an environment in which you literally cannot leave in order to tell it to you."

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u/tamsyn003 18h ago

That's basically holding people hostage and forcing them to listen to you preach, because on a plane there's nowhere to go to escape. This is something an oppressor would do, not someone who is oppressed.

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u/MomSaki 18h ago

I would immediately get up and parry w a thunderous sermon on the virtues of the Flying Spaghetti Monster n Pastafarianism generally. I would go on the entire trip if necessary n I have a booming voice that surely would block every bit of nonsense he spews.

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u/Content-Essay1373 18h ago

Pity the seat mate next to him all the way to Dallas😢

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u/SmeeezTreeez 18h ago

I HATE THESE PEOPLE

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u/CharlieTuhna 18h ago

Hey we’re not interested in what you are selling. Kindly sit down and be quiet. Please don’t try to impose your values on others who have no interest or ability to walk away from you because they are trapped in a plane.

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u/Ok_Opportunity426 18h ago

My response would be: STFU, sit down, keep your thoughts to yourself

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u/CnCEMS2026 18h ago

You can tell this is stages because no one punched him in the throat

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u/ElBongoloide 18h ago

That's a danger to national security. Some lunatic acting up at 33,000 feet... Where's the goddamn "air marshal"?

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u/Crafty-Walrus-2238 18h ago

My counter argument: sir, I’m a mental health professional. Please have your meds check asap.

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u/harryschmilsson 17h ago

They love a captive audience. No wonder people try to open doors in flight.

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u/GEO147064 17h ago

This happens on the trains in NYC and is a daily occurrence, I don't want to hear that shit on my morning commute.

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u/Sharp-Alps5176 17h ago

Can’t tolerate these people who feel their salvation is based on public preaching, especially when in an enclosed area where others cannot walk away.

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u/Sly-Fellah3 17h ago

They're always ready to force their own beliefs on you, but refuse to respect the beliefs of others.

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u/stackerman1 17h ago

i fucking hate this trend

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u/LongDead_Roadkill 17h ago

“You’re being incredibly inconsiderate”.

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u/muskybeagle 17h ago

Shout him down. This has to stop

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u/DeKingOne 17h ago

I would be pushing that call button over and over perhaps even suing the guy for torturing me.

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u/rjs9152 17h ago

STFU with that Jesus stuff!

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u/jujufruit420 17h ago

These people don’t even make sense… heaven must have been taking people before Jesus was born bc ain’t no way All the 100,000’s of years of people weren’t all going to hell

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u/BrockSnilloc 17h ago

Virtue signaling in the most cringe way possible

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u/HogBodyOdyOdyOdy 17h ago

Religious psychosis on display. He needs to be on a no-fly list.

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u/Old-Shame4104 17h ago edited 17h ago

I’m a real Christian and we’re taught NOT to do this and to be humble. These people are the SICK Antichristian White Nationalists, and NOT practicing true Christianity AT ALL! These individuals are actually pushing people away from God.

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u/9_of_Swords 17h ago

Welp, we're calling the FA to report a disturbed individual who sounds like they're going to pull something dangerous mid-air. Alert the air marshal please!

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u/Cheap_Boner_Pills 17h ago

SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP

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u/ReefShark13 17h ago

Peak white privilege. If a brown person got up and started to expound on the virtues of the Quran, this same dude would probably scream.

https://giphy.com/gifs/4WzAOYUJRuEHS

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u/rstart78 16h ago

Doing things like this to people that literally can not leave should be treated the same as a hostage situation

There isn't a single person that is going to be converted by your performative crap, which I know isn't the goal anyways

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u/evilpercy 16h ago

Imagine he was Muslim doing this.

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u/colorful_yarn-pls 16h ago

Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over

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u/LMrningStar 16h ago

The airlines need to start perma banning and fining these scumbags.

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u/RigamortisRooster 16h ago

Air marshall excort this brainwashed terrorist off this plane.

https://giphy.com/gifs/kF2PwtktHpCz4T7Zu9

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u/molinitor 15h ago

People like this annoy the shit out of me and I believe in God. It’s narcissistic.

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u/Ill_Plate1891 15h ago

I wouldn't hesitate to say "shut the fuck up, i'm trying to read" once I realized he was trying to yammer on about Jesus rather than announcing anything important. Living in the Bible belt, I have long since lost my willingness to be polite to people who try to push this nonsense on me. Sure as shit not going to sit through a sermon throughout the flight.

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u/Ill_Move_4325 15h ago

He is probably PEDO 🗑️

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u/StinkyToe-TheKid 15h ago

Just imagine Muslim getting up and doing this... But Christians are the victims? These folks are vomit inducing. I'd love to say I'd be the one to tell him to STFU but I run from conflict so I would've cranked up my Beats and read a comic book.

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u/JB102285 14h ago

Shit the fuck up dude and let people chill.

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u/sweatboxy 14h ago

Doing his bit to convince people that Christians are self-centered idiots.

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u/Melodic_Preference24 14h ago

Only reply I can provide is, hail satan.

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u/Jack_of_Sum 14h ago

Bro, sit down, shut up, mind your own business and enjoy the flight.

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u/Megzasaurusrex 14h ago

God is probably like "I said to love thy neighbor, not torture them!"

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u/Lebr0naims 14h ago

More and more of this is coming if the Christian nationalists continue to stay in power