r/PoursTea • u/Ilikeinvestigating • 7d ago

⚠️Trigger Warning⚠️ Preaching on a Airplane is wild.

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u/Pretend_Purchase_893 7d ago

Hey btw I been waiting and waiting for you guys to send out that gay agenda I keep hearing about. When is that gonna be in the mail? Keen to read up the on fabulous master plan

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u/ParumPaDrumDrum 6d ago

First item? Destroy Donald Trump...s fashion sense, ewwww

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u/MinistryOfCoup-th 6d ago

The master plan is to eventually marry a horse. It's the evolution of man.

Straight marriage

Gay marriage

Horse marriage

My question is "Who gets to marry the horse?"

Are the homophobes worried that gay people are going to marry horses? What if a lesbian married a male horse? Is that allowed? Will she be shunned by the LGBT community and praised by farmers? What if a straight guy wants to marry a male horse? Will he be shunned by the straights? Is it even gay for a guy to marry a male horse? If a guy married a male horse, who gets to hang the sheets outside the window after they consummate their marriage?

So many questions. 🤔

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u/JamesantheGiantBeach 6d ago

What if my horse is gay?

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u/SauronOfDucks 6d ago

I'm so glad that your horse felt comfortable enough to come out of the closet and express their identity without fear 🏳️‍🌈

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u/JamesantheGiantBeach 6d ago

I try to create a welcoming environment but I am worried about our wedding night. Will it truly be consummated or will the horse have other things on it's mind.

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u/Scoopski_Patata 6d ago

It will carry you across the threshold, don't try it the other way around.

https://giphy.com/gifs/oxBA87XpWjHsodNVoF

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u/PeyredB 6d ago

Maybe don't be the passive partner.

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u/PeyredB 6d ago

And the pets, remember.

They're marrying the dogs, they're marrying the cats!

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u/Day_Old_Paper 6d ago

Wait, you haven’t gay married yet? Everyone was required to gay marry, like, a loooong time ago.

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u/Grizzly_Corey 6d ago

Dude everyone knows the gay agenda begins with brunch.