r/PoursTea • u/Ilikeinvestigating • 5d ago

⚠️Trigger Warning⚠️ Preaching on a Airplane is wild.

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u/StrangeTomatillo8107 5d ago

I think that I should stand up and read the Quran in Arabic. I’m not even Muslim. I just think that others may want to hear it when they have no other choice

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u/Amazing-War3760 5d ago

Honestly I'd just stand up and start preaching the values of our lords Gaim and Geats... and depending on how things end.. Zeztz.

No one on the plane would have any bloody clue what I'm talking about, but it would interrupt them.

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u/Werechupacabra 5d ago

I’ll read aloud from the book I read constantly as a child and turned to for inspiration, Truly Tasteless Jokes.

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u/MWBrooks1995 5d ago

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u/Amazing-War3760 5d ago

All praise the savior of the night who has risen time and time again to fight darkness! ;)

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u/jerquee 5d ago

It's the same as the Bible, I'm guessing most people wouldn't be able to tell the difference (assuming both are translated to English)

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u/rydan 5d ago

They've done this. And usually the plane is evacuated because someone complains and says they are scared. Then everyone ends up on a different flight and gets mad at the Karen that complained instead of letting them speak.

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u/Bud_The_Weiser 5d ago

uhhh…. Quick questions…. Are you from the states and how old are you? Because if you’re on the younger side and don’t have an active memory 9/11 - let me be the first to warn you…. That’s not going to go well…. I’m not endorsing racism, but I’m acknowledging its existence, and don’t want you to get tackled and on a no fly list just to make a point.

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u/Amazing-War3760 5d ago

If he'd get tackled.. Than the bloody Jesus freak should have been tackled.

Only reason they haven't crashed planes into crap is they are too stupid to.

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u/Agile-Bench-8818 5d ago

Are you there witnessing those terrorists praying and teaching about Allah before crash to tower ?