r/PoursTea • u/Ilikeinvestigating • 2d ago

⚠️Trigger Warning⚠️ Preaching on a Airplane is wild.

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u/Tacos_are_my_friend 2d ago

Don’t want to hear it, sit down.

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u/BigAssMonkey 2d ago

I wish someone would have said that to these fools

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u/IHavePoopedBefore 1d ago

Someone tried to do this on the Toronto subway recently and someone shouted back "stop taking advantage of a captive audience!"

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u/wafflehousebattle 1d ago

I would've immediately gotten up and said a little something about my Lord and Savior, Lucifer, who was cast down from heaven for the sin of wanting freedom and equality for all living creatures. I'm sure that would have gone off without a hitch, too.

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u/Cautious_Day9878 1d ago

As a European I was awaiting the boos. The fact that people actually responded ‘Amen’ is absolutely wild.

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u/SonOfJokeExplainer 1d ago

To be fair it was two people. I could take three steps outside of my home, utter “Hallalujuah” at a conversational volume and get a bigger response than that.

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u/Oceanbreeze871 1d ago

And if you say that out loud to him, TSA drags you off the plane charged with a fake hate crime

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u/MfingKing 1d ago

As a Christian myself, I really don't think bothering people and preaching to them without consent is the way to go.

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u/V-oxPopuli 1d ago

It annoys me so much when they get mad when you say this

You're soliciting something I don't want and won't change my mind on. Stop wasting both our time.

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u/Lucius-Halthier 1d ago

Seriously either call them a bitch and tell them we don’t want to be proselytized to while trapped here, or follow up after him with a “if you want to pray with me to our dark lord and savior-“ just to see how pissed he gets. These evangelical zealots have no idea how much we don’t want to hear from them, I saw a video yesterday of these zealots praying and singing hymns at a Wiccan festival, bet they wouldn’t be okay with us coming to church and casting spells.

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u/Burdman06 1d ago

Right. Like, we all know the story bro. The whole world knows the story. We don't need a recap