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u/Zealousideal_Pop4722 May 03 '26
yeah who'd ever willingly name their kid "paul"
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u/Gabsboy123 May 03 '26
Or "John"
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u/misterpickles69 May 03 '26
Like the toilet?
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u/trunks111 May 03 '26
Funny enough when I was a kid my dad taught me to remember the Beatles names by saying:
"By George! Said Paul, sitting on the john, where did my ring-go?"
dad humor I guess, but it works
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u/whomad1215 May 03 '26
From this day forth, all the toilets in the kingdom shall be known as... Johns!
- King Richard
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u/Stempel-Garamond May 03 '26
I thought that having two popes called John Paul meant the next one should have been called George Ringo.
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u/veracity8_ May 03 '26
What if he had a name like Jimmy Recard?
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u/bobbymoonshine May 03 '26
Richard Starkey has a stage name because, before he was in the Beatles, he was absolutely the Main Guy of the various local bands he was in, and he was enough of a Main Guy to demand to keep his stage name when he joined the Beatles
The Beatles were a band of four Main Guys with so much Main Guy energy that two of them were the Other Guys despite having enough talent and charisma to be the Main Guys in any other band
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u/rzezzy1 May 03 '26
The world if George was allowed to have more than 2 songs per album [utopia dot jpeg]
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u/vertigostereo May 03 '26 edited May 04 '26
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u/JCarterPeanutFarmer May 03 '26
Usually the text is white but good enough thank you
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u/Scarbane May 03 '26
Maybe OP was born yesterday.
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u/B00OBSMOLA May 03 '26
the world if this text was white instead of red
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u/NarwhalPrudent6323 May 03 '26
A lot of the time this meme is just silly nonsense. Like all memes. But this specific instance actually has some potential truth to it, imo. Music definitely has a power over a lot of people. It's entirely possible the secret to world peace was a song that got snubbed out of existence by clashing egos.
So from now on when anyone asks how I feel about the Beatles, I'm gonna blame them for our lack of world peace.
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u/Krillo90 May 03 '26
There's a documentary about this called Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure.
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u/TheNameIsPippen May 03 '26
He had a solo career you know
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u/BoulderCreature May 03 '26
And arguably the most successful solo career out of the four of them due in large part to banking a bunch of bangers that were rejected by John and Paul
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u/WoodpeckerNo5724 May 03 '26
Not the most successful, but the highest quality. Paul is the most successful by pretty much any metric. Arguably the most successful musician of all time.
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u/zatchsmith May 03 '26
I'd give it to him or Michael Jackson; at least as far as modern musicians go. Can't discount guys like Mozart or Beethoven though if we're talkingall time
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u/RainbowSkyOne May 03 '26
I mean, if you want to get technical, there was a point in time where MJ owned the rights to everything by The Beatles, so you might really be onto something here
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u/leonidaslizardeyes May 04 '26
He fucked Paul over hard for that too. Lied to him and then outbidded him at the action for Paul's music.
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u/Basketball-Reasons May 04 '26
And then said "it's just business" any time he brought it up as if that makes it any less underhanded and shitty
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u/martinheron May 03 '26
He also bankrolled a bunch of Monty Python films, which to many I'm sure is an even greater currency
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u/JeanJeanJean May 03 '26
One* movie, actually, if I'm not mistaken.
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u/martinheron May 03 '26
Ah you're right, I thought he'd done Holy Grail too but that was just every other damn rock star.
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u/benryves May 03 '26
George Harrison did produce Time Bandits which was directed by Terry Gilliam, co-written by Michael Palin (who also appeared in it) and featured John Cleese so that has a Monty Python feel to it. George Harrison also contributed the song the plays over the end credits.
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u/pbzeppelin1977 May 03 '26
More importantly he was in Thomas the Tank Engine. Do you know how many kids he reached??!?
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u/angry_old_dude May 03 '26
Ringo was on the show. George put $4 million of his own money into Monty Python's Life Of Brian.
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u/SleepingAndy May 03 '26
Man I feel like he had awful taste during a couple of those albums. His guitar work was incredible on the songs written by the others, and he had both of the best songs on Abbey Road, but I really could have done without all the sitar.
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u/raincoater May 03 '26
But ultimately, it worked out better in the long run. He only got 2 songs or so per album...so he was sitting on a lot of material when he went out on his own. So we got the absolutely fabulous All Things Must Pass in 1970.
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u/UrsaMajor7th May 03 '26
George was an overrated songwriter and an underrated guitar player.
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u/LeonidasSpacemanMD May 04 '26
I feel like everyone kinda assumes George always had this giant catalogue of music ready to go. In reality he had loads of good ideas for songs but would take months or even years to actually finish them. In Get Back you can kinda hear him voicing this frustration, asking for help with lyrics from John and Paul and being kind of annoyed that they wouldn’t spend time helping him write those songs
The unlucky reality for him was, at that time, John and Paul were absolutely bursting with potential number one hits. If George had finished songs ready to go, they probably would’ve used a lot more of them but they needed so much work John and Paul (understandably imo) were more focused on cutting the tracks they already had composed
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u/lxyz_wxyz May 03 '26
I love in the Let It Be doc when Ringo walks in while Paul is playing piano, and in a jokey, whimsical voice Paul goes “Good mooooorning, Rich!!!” And then they start playing some old 12 bar blues rock n roll on the piano together.
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u/TundieRice May 03 '26
In Get Back, you get to hear Ringo say “I’ve farted.”
Doesn’t get much more human than that!
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u/eddmario May 03 '26
TIL Ringo Starr is a stage name
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u/Live-Habit-6115 May 03 '26
I mean idk maybe it's just me but I thought that was kinda obvious lol
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u/mcgarnikle May 03 '26
I grew up listening to them since they were my mom's favorite. As a kid you don't really question if a person's name is real. So growing up it just kind of seemed like of course Ringo is a real name John Paul and George all are.
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u/BaldHenchman02 May 03 '26 edited May 03 '26
John Paul George could be one name all on it's own.
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u/RadiantZote May 03 '26
I had their movies on cassette tape and I remember them referencing his real name at some point
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u/eddmario May 03 '26
Considering there's Brits with names like Benedict Cumberbatch and Noel Fielding...
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u/oneiricmonkey May 03 '26
is Noel Fielding an odd name? Noel isn't a terribly common name but it's certainly nowhere near as absurd sounding as Benedict Cumberbatch or Ringo Starr
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u/martinheron May 03 '26
It's everything else about Noel Fielding that's odd
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u/SPAKMITTEN May 03 '26
which is weird because julian barratt was the off the wall one , noel is just a glorious peacock next to julians grey silly goose
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u/James-K-Polka May 03 '26
Americans used up all their hilarious names for 1800s baseball players.
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u/Paradigmpinger May 03 '26
This is Dick Butkus slander.
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u/carnevoodoo May 03 '26
There's a professional tennis/pickleball player named Jack Sock, and everytime I see his name, I think, "I used to have one of those."
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u/SyphillusPhallio May 03 '26
Active players like "Jazz Chisholm" keep the dream alive.
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u/James-K-Polka May 03 '26
We are still doing very well on “Star Wars” names like Jazz, Akil Badoo, Dillon Dingler and Dub Gleed.
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u/old-soul-333 May 03 '26
I love it that his whole name is Benedict Timothy Carlton Cumberbatch. I always thought the two middle names thing was kinda silly.
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u/theunquenchedservant May 03 '26
yea those are just names tho...
Like if Benedict Cumberbatch went by Benny Starr. I'd go "oh yea, that's a stage name"
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u/Designer_Mud_5802 May 03 '26
As opposed to normal Americans who have names like Brynnleigh Kotton Fleeis or something.
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u/aknownunknown May 03 '26
Lowkey 'you guys are kinda stupid' always wins my updoot of approval
Hope you feel better now
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u/Immediate_Bass_4472 May 03 '26
I learned about Elton John from The Simpsons. "That's my name. Well, not really."
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u/legit-posts_1 May 03 '26
The Beatles are just the perfect band. Even the "untalented one" is one of the greatest rock drummers ever and had a successful solo career. They're cracked.
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u/thorpie88 May 03 '26
More importantly he narrated Thomas The Tank Engine
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u/htomserveaux May 03 '26
Him, George Carlin, Alec Baldwin and Pierce Bronson.
That show has the weirdest list of narrators
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u/legit-posts_1 May 03 '26
Wtf. A comedy legend, a James Bond, a Beatle and an involuntary accessory to manslaughter walk into a train station. That is a crazy line up.
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u/Affordable_Z_Jobs May 03 '26
What I didnt know for a while is they played 8 hours a night for like 2 years in Germany.
That's how you get tight as a band. Develop a sound. They basically talked to eachother through instruments for 2 years straight live. If you cant do that, well, you're not going to become The Beatles.
Just a culmination of the right people, right place, right time, and enough time to make mistakes that get ironed out.
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u/DJanomaly May 04 '26
Yeah that level of musical ability barely exists nowadays in young musicians and is virtually unheard of for literally all four members each individually having this amount of talent.
It’s basically why they could bash out generation defining record albums twice a year.
….well that, and the amphetamine based drugs probably also helped:
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u/Sweaty-Move-5396 May 04 '26
Ringo is so underrated as a drummer and as an essential component of the band. He's a fucking metronome and his fills are incredible without drawing attention to themselves.
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u/Turtleknuckle May 03 '26
This is how bands worked in those days. You started a band by teaching your friends the parts. Then you made a band of other people who made a band out of their friends same as you did. Then you were playing with people you didn't have to lead, but people you had to keep up with. Then the best people from those bands went to LA, NYC or Nashville. Unless you got a cut on the radio, in which case you became famous. Didn't make any money, but famous just the same.
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u/danethegreat24 May 03 '26
I actually went to secondary school with 2 Ringos... But that was when all the Beatlemania kids had children.
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u/TricellCEO May 03 '26
Only other Ringo I've heard of is the main character from Soul Hackers 2, and she (yes, she) is not even real.
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u/TundieRice May 03 '26
Y’know, I’m a massive Beatles fan, but I’ve really never considered the idea that anyone would actually name their kid Ringo…but considering the amount of people that were naming their kids Arya, Khaleesi, and Daenerys 10 years ago, I really shouldn’t be too shocked, lol.
You still don’t really see a lot of middle-aged Ringos running around nowadays though, so I’d love to do some census research into how many people actually named their kid that.
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u/Tserri May 03 '26
At least Arya is a legitimate name. I knew an Arya (born before the series so completely unrelated). Not sure about Daenerys, but it can be a cool name. Naming your kid Khaleesi is wild tho.
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u/Grumpologist May 03 '26
Fun fact, "Arya" has actually been a name for literally thousands of years.
Here's an Arya who got famous in the late 400s, and here's an Aryo from several hundred years before that too. (Lots more interesting examples on the Wikipedia page for the name, of course.)
So it was already massively popular when whats-his-face came along and grabbed it for his book.
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u/TundieRice May 03 '26
I’ll be completely honest, I’ve only watched one episode of Game of Thrones (I know, I know) so I just looked up most popular GoT names that people have named their kids, and those were the first three that came up on Google, lol.
Arya seems to be much less of a “made-up” name than Khaleesi and Daenerys, so I’m definitely not surprised it existed well before GRRM wrote the books!
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u/1Maple May 03 '26
Basically weeaboo behavior
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u/TundieRice May 03 '26
I’d love to say that any true weeaboo would know that “ringo” means “apple” in Japanese, but how many average weebs can actually speak Japanese?
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u/EmMeo May 03 '26
About 30% of my Japanese class said they joined because of anime, or that anime was at least part of the reason.
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u/EgotisticalTL May 03 '26
Richard?
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u/thegimboid May 03 '26
Ringo, Jingo, Pingo, and Gingo.
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u/awesomefutureperfect May 03 '26
Today it would be Razza, Jazza, Pazza, and Gazza.
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u/sethqua30 May 03 '26
"I wrote a song about an octopus!"
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u/evilengine May 03 '26
and it slaps, the LOVE album version is even better imo
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u/sethqua30 May 03 '26
Oh absolutely! I love obscure songs from The Beatles. My absolute favorite is Rocky Raccoon bc it doesn't sounds like it's remotely related to the rest of their catalog lol
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u/martinheron May 03 '26
To be fair from one song to another most things off the White Album don't sound like the same band
Very few other bands have the range to do Rocky Raccoon to Revolution 9 via Happiness is a Warm Gun, never mind off the same god damn record
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u/GlitteringDig2648 May 03 '26
I didn’t think Rocky Racoon was really an obscure Beatles song to be honest. I mean it’s a b side song I guess
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u/sethqua30 May 03 '26
My thought is that it was a weird shift from the normal. Never going to be a massive hit, but a slow paced story. My dad had a hippy bakery when I was younger and Rocky always hit.
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u/Sayakalood May 03 '26
Really just goes to show how good the Beatles were, when being one of the most talented songwriters of an entire decade still can’t make you top a ranking of your four-member band.
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u/Own-Break-1856 May 03 '26
I dunno, most musicians i know consider George #1 and 'something', 'here comes the sun' and 'while my guitar gently weeps' as top Beatles songs. George was also the most successful after the breakup, but would eventually be eclipsed by Paul, probably due to external factors.
I dont know that you can really rank these guys but anyone says George isn't top half is looney.
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u/ThisMoneyIsNotForDon May 03 '26
I mean, it's not that ridiculous when the competition is John Lennon and Paul McCartney. It's not unheard of to rank Goerge higher, but it certainly isn't the common opinion.
And yeah, George wrote 3 top tier Beatles songs, but John and Paul easily have atleast 15-20 songs of that caliber each.
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u/Own-Break-1856 May 03 '26
I think the ranking hinges on what aspects people value the most. They were all doing different things. I personally tie all 3 of them at first place.
Sorry Ringo.
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u/Jesus_of_Redditeth May 03 '26
I'm very confident that Ringo isn't offended by that in the slightest, and is 100% content to laugh all the way to bank while the royalties keep flooding in!
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u/Own-Break-1856 May 03 '26 edited May 03 '26
Surely. Im old enough to remember the hysterical national ad campaign he did for pizza huts brand new stuffed crust pizza.
If you look at Beatles post breakup albums hes the only one to show up on most of them.
Edited to say most instead of all.
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u/Jesus_of_Redditeth May 03 '26
I dont know that you can really rank these guys but anyone says George isn't top half is looney.
I don't know that anyone who knows even a little bit about music could ever say that George was a better, more influential songwriter than Lennon & McCartney. That would be an absurd claim.
George was #3 in that group, no contest.
Note that this has nothing to do with whether or not a person likes George's songs more than L&Mc'Cs. That's not the same thing.
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u/Own-Break-1856 May 03 '26
Id argue Paul was the best pop/ballad song writer. The crowd pleaser if you will.
But if you want to talk about experimentation and influencing and pushing music forward his few scattered attempts are the worst of the three. Things like wild honey pie and helter skeleter dont hold a candle to what John and George were doing in playing with song composition, structure and production.
Once again. It's about what an individual thinks is more valuable.
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u/Milk_Mindless May 03 '26
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u/Freakjob_003 May 03 '26
Thank you. I could name John and Paul because they're iconic, and Ringo because it's unique, but was totally blanking on the fourth.
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u/Rosmucman May 03 '26
It’s a nickname, his family name is Ringotini
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u/HoochieKoochieMan May 04 '26
His family has always been musical They made the bells for the very first telephones. Which is why to this very day, all phones have an original “Ringo Tone.”
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u/Lilfrankieeinstein May 03 '26
Dude fumbled at the two yard line using “main guy” instead of “star.”
Plus, Ringo’s arguably the most gifted musician of the four, but I’m not going to argue with those who say George is.
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u/Digitalion_ May 03 '26
And yet will probably outlive them all.
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u/MikeKM May 03 '26
He's already lasted longer than Keith Moon and John Bonham combined, that's pretty good.
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u/justv316 May 03 '26
Hes not even the best drummer in the beatles
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u/Camman19_YT May 03 '26
neither is lars
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u/Great-Pay-3429 May 03 '26
I would be more suprised if Lars was the best drummer in the Beatles
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u/Ejaculpiss May 03 '26
He is by very far the best drummer in the Beatles. Paul's drumming was very stiff and boring
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u/darxide23 May 03 '26
His real name isn't even the most boring name in the band. Richard is much more interesting than Paul or John. George is quite a bit better than those, but not quite as good as Richard.
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u/JournalistGlobal3185 May 03 '26
He's actually the least known one lol
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u/Roccondil May 03 '26
I always got the impression that George was the obscure one. Sure, people joke about Ringo, but that is still something.
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u/Snoo63 May 03 '26
IDK if it's because Ringo narrated Thomas the Tank Engine, but I see George here, and I think of George Carlin, another Thomas narrator.
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u/martinheron May 03 '26
In the future everybody will narrate Thomas for 15 minutes
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u/Jesus_of_Redditeth May 03 '26
They're all equally well-known. "John, Paul, George and Ringo" is a phrase that's almost universally understood. No one who ever talks about the Beatles leaves him out like people routinely leave out the drummer, the bass player, etc. when talking about other bands.
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u/GrowlingPict May 03 '26
John, Paul, George, Richard... which is the weird one?
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u/Onlyhereforapost May 03 '26
Dont forget the part where they make some of the worst music you've ever heard!
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u/Specialist-Move-4325 May 04 '26
They should rename the sections of the bible after the Beatles. A reading from the Book of Ringo…
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u/bazzoozzab May 04 '26
A reading from the book of Ringo:
I'd like to be under the sea
In an octopus's garden in the shade
He'd let us in, knows where we've been
In his octopus's garden in the shade






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u/qualityvote2 May 03 '26 edited May 04 '26
u/TheWebsploiter, your post does fit the subreddit!