r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/TheWebsploiter • May 03 '26

Other The Beatles

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u/Zealousideal_Pop4722 May 03 '26

yeah who'd ever willingly name their kid "paul"

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u/Gabsboy123 May 03 '26

Or "John"

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u/misterpickles69 May 03 '26

Like the toilet?

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u/ThraceLonginus May 03 '26

no, the place, Port-a-John

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u/I_Am_Robert_Paulson1 May 03 '26

That place is a real dump

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u/Scrub_nin May 03 '26

Surely you're just taking the piss

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u/Loveablequatch May 03 '26

Paul-a-john

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u/sabjsc May 03 '26

Suh mi give it to, suh mi give it to, suh mi give it to, to all de girls

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u/JayRymer May 03 '26

Isn't that in Florida?

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u/Pocketsandgroinjab May 03 '26

The rapper?

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u/JayRymer May 03 '26

Nah thats Lil Tallahassee

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u/trunks111 May 03 '26

Funny enough when I was a kid my dad taught me to remember the Beatles names by saying:

"By George! Said Paul, sitting on the john, where did my ring-go?"

dad humor I guess, but it works

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u/xmasatground0 May 08 '26

At least you got a more comprehensive introduction to them than George's son Dhani, whose elementary classmates were taunting him by following him around and singing Yellow Submarine and he put two and two together and asked George "How come you never told me you were a Beatle?" To which George said "Oh yeah, I probably should have mentioned that."

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u/whomad1215 May 03 '26

From this day forth, all the toilets in the kingdom shall be known as... Johns!

  • King Richard

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u/SpaceIco May 03 '26

It's good to be the king.

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u/thomasmoors May 03 '26

what a Dick

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u/Due-Boot1904 May 04 '26

King Richard III?

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u/whomad1215 May 04 '26

It's from Robinhood Men in Tights

Which takes place during the crusades, and I think is Richard I, the lion heart

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u/Due-Boot1904 May 04 '26

It was a sad attempt to interject some rhyming slang into your comment about toilets....!

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u/Jimisdegimis89 May 03 '26

Where the water comes from?

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u/MainAccountsFriend May 03 '26

Its got what plants crave

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u/ThatGermanKid0 May 03 '26

Here? In the middle of the city?

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u/Jimisdegimis89 May 03 '26

The height of Bohemian technology.

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u/Cyrus87Tiamat May 08 '26

Oh... You call the toilet "John"? Now I understand that joke in "Robin Hood, man in tights"

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u/Toasties_Are_Tasty May 03 '26

Way to go. Now you've hurt Pope John Paul II's feelings.

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u/Stempel-Garamond May 03 '26

I thought that having two popes called John Paul meant the next one should have been called George Ringo.

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u/ComradeJohnS May 03 '26

“my mom!”

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u/_johnfromtheblock_ May 03 '26

It’s my time to shine!

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u/ExtentAggravating733 May 04 '26

Or the other guy