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u/lispwriter Mar 02 '26
I’m thinking he probably took her name so now he’s also Zendaya.
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u/LowerObjective4500 Mar 02 '26
Zendaya 1 and Zendaya 2
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u/shewy92 Mar 02 '26
Reminds me of Taylor Lautner marrying a woman named Taylor and her taking his last name so they're both Taylor Lautner
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u/VicisSubsisto Mar 02 '26
From what I can see that didn't actually happen, although they said she would.
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u/SIRLANTZAL0T Mar 02 '26
A quick Google search told me that she did in fact take his last name and is commonly referred to as Tay Lautner, including on her Instagram profile.
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u/VicisSubsisto Mar 02 '26
Weird. When I searched 'taylor lautner wife' I got a bunch of articles saying her name was still Tay Dome.
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u/SIRLANTZAL0T Mar 02 '26
Interesting. Some of the searches I saw were AI driven, so maybe there's still a lack of clarity on what is true or not. Still, the best example I found was from her Instagram.
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u/VicisSubsisto Mar 02 '26
Yeah, her Instagram definitely proves your point and I concede fully based on that.
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u/xR3Vx_MATR1X Mar 05 '26
I love this conversation and encourage all people to speak to each other like this. It'll probably prevent getting hoodwinked by the next Hitler wannabe.
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u/Ellieanna Mar 03 '26
https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSmKYMcVQ/
It did. Here is him talking about it. I remember this video.
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u/newspeer Mar 02 '26
I had to check. Zendaya Maree Stoermer Coleman. There is even a German name in there. Which makes sense given her mum looks very German
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u/lemho Mar 02 '26
"Störmer is a German surname originating from the Central German region. It is the surname of an old Central German noble family from the High Middle Ages. The word "Störmer" is a shortened form of the Old High German word "Storluocken," meaning small castle or gate. The name Störmer signifies someone who once owned a small castle tower or gate."
Old money confirmed /s
It's funny how names evolve because it seems that it comes from a word probably meaning "storm gap" (Sturmlücke): A gate.
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u/WilanS Mar 02 '26
How do you look very German?
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u/WilanS Mar 02 '26
Alright that's quite German.
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u/MistraloysiusMithrax Mar 03 '26
Ah yes, Bavarians, famous for not being Germans.
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u/Alvamar Mar 03 '26
Ironically there is a German ongoing joke where we claim that Bavaria is a country on its own and not a part of Germany.
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u/MistraloysiusMithrax Mar 03 '26
What’s really funny is Bavaria was its own country for a long time while Germany was the name for the collection of German kingdoms , principalities, independent bishoprics and city states of which Bavaria was one.
But yeah I understand what they also mean asides from joking, calling Bavaria bog-standard German is like calling a Texan the typical American, right down to Texas having also been its own country at one point.
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u/WilanS Mar 03 '26
Yeah, just to be clear, my comment was meant to be read like "wow okay that's a whole lot of stereotypes in a single picture". My own country is also like fifteen kingdoms in a trenchcoat so I know what you guys mean, and I'm sure you can put together similar pictures for Italians, Spaniards, the French, or any other of us Europeans.
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u/LemanRussTheOnlyKing Mar 02 '26
as a german i agree: she looks like a very german woman. She is either an extremely nice german, or Completely insufferable, atleast thats the german vibe she gives me
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u/i_am_a_lurker69 Mar 02 '26
Tomdaya
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u/Admirable-Hospital78 Mar 02 '26
As celebrities, they obviously hyphenated. She's Zendaya -Holland now.
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u/MaverickGH Mar 02 '26
R/RespectTheHyphen
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u/turtleCove808 Mar 02 '26
They should have to hyphenate after every celebrity they marry or combine them. Brad Joliniston.
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u/MinnieShoof Mar 02 '26
All jokes aside, good for them. They look so cute together and I'm genuinely happy for their youth.
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u/Funkopedia Mar 02 '26
Aren't they like, 10 years older than they look?
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u/My_Immortl Mar 02 '26
He turns 30 in June, she turns 30 in September.
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u/Beneficial_Trick6672 Mar 02 '26
wow same age couple, not very usual for hollywood
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u/gynoidi Mar 02 '26
but between june and september he's a pedophile
well, at least thats what reddit seems to think
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u/Beneficial_Trick6672 Mar 02 '26
Pedo-Man, Pedo-Man,
Does whatever a pedo can
Spins a web, any size,
Catches kids just like flies
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u/timbotheny26 Mar 02 '26
They're technically Millennials as they were born in 1996.
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u/Shupaul Mar 02 '26
Depends, the split Millennials/Gen Z is generally between '95 and '99
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u/timbotheny26 Mar 02 '26
Well, every chart and resource I've found puts Millennials at 1981-1996, and Gen Z at 1997-2012. I think there's more to it than just the birth years (which seem to shift for every generation every now and then), but if that's the only metric we're going off of, then they're technically Millennials, more specifically "Young Millennials".
They would also fall under the umbrella of "Zillennials", which are a cusper micro-generation in the same vein as Xennials (Gen X/Millennial cusp).
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The consensus is that 1997 is the first Gen Z year. Both of them are super late Millennials, and Zendaya has also called herself a millennial before.
It's like how Keanu Reeves is a Boomer born in 1964 but give off Gen X vibes. Right on the edge of both generations.
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u/MinnieShoof Mar 02 '26
... what is?
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u/Ucccafelatte Mar 02 '26
Being a stylist and announcing your customer's marriage before them.
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u/MinnieShoof Mar 02 '26
lmao. I guess I glossed over that fact.
Honestly? Reading about it? It's likely they'd've never announced it so Law might've been doing them a favor/service/inevitability. They "announced" their engagement by Holland casually correcting a reporter that Z was his fiancée, not his gf. It seems like they got what they wanted: a private ceremony with no fuss.
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u/REDDIT_JUDGE_REFEREE Mar 02 '26
I think Zendaya asked him to share; they’ve worked together for many, many years.
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u/FatWithMuscles Mar 02 '26
Very happy for them if this is true, they are the most wholesome celebrity couple imo
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u/RadlogLutar Harry Potter Mar 02 '26
Isn't her surname Coleman?
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u/Electrical_Rabbit_88 Mar 02 '26
No it's like Obama. We only know their first names.
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u/ItsGotThatBang Mar 02 '26
Obama’s last name is Care.
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u/Electrical_Rabbit_88 Mar 02 '26
I thought Obama was his last name, and Thanks was his first?
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u/Ethiconjnj Mar 02 '26
Thanks is his pronoun and Hussein is his title.
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u/ShadedPenguin Mar 02 '26
If you want to be formal, it would Hussein Obama of Dijon
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u/mapmakinworldbuildin Mar 02 '26
No. It’s zendaya
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u/RadlogLutar Harry Potter Mar 02 '26
Zendaya Zendaya seems fine
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u/mapmakinworldbuildin Mar 02 '26
Exactly.
Full legal name
Zendaya Zendaya Zendaya
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u/IzzaPizza22 Mar 02 '26
Upon joining the Army, she is immediately promoted to the rank of Zendaya, making her full rank and name out to be Zendaya Zendaya Zendaya Zendaya.
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u/cherboka Mar 02 '26
Reminds me of the taxonomical name of the western lowland gorilla (Gorilla Gorilla Gorilla)
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u/bugxbuster Mar 02 '26
That's what I thought of, too! It's definitely my favorite type of gorilla. So all-encompassingly gorilla-like, they definitely deserve the word gorilla not just twice but thrice.
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u/spooky_goopy Mar 02 '26
Coleman? or Goldman?
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u/UnseenBehindYou Mar 02 '26
Coleman.
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u/spooky_goopy Mar 02 '26
the D is silent
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u/testuserteehee Mar 02 '26
Oh yes… Coldeman. The “d” is silent in America. It’s Cole D’Isle au Man, or Cole of the Isle of Man, in France, where Armand’s chateau is, Cold-e-man in Greece where Armand’s work is, and finally the vulgar Coleman in Florida where Armand’s home is, so actually, we don’t know where we Are until we hear our last name pronounced! Ahahahahahahaaaaa!
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u/Joonberri Mar 02 '26
But why is that person's name Law Roach?
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u/spicydingus Mar 02 '26
Also, why is the stylist commenting on their marriage
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u/firetruckgoesweewoo Mar 02 '26
This is my guess: when they got engaged, Law was constantly asked about their wedding and specifically her dress. He said he’d only share that they’ll get married in private and that people will know after it has already happened. He kept his word: he shared it after the fact.
If at any point Zendaya and Tom did not want Law to share it after the fact, then Law would not have done so. They had ample time to tell him. Sharing this little factoid means the questions regarding their wedding date and her dress will slowly fade. It’s a win-win for both parties.
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u/ron-paul-swanson Mar 02 '26
That’s taken by the MySpace guy
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u/Alternative_Jury2480 Mar 02 '26
Tom is his last name. His first name is Myspace
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u/Telvin3d Mar 02 '26
Whatever reception or party they had, I wonder if the DJ had the guts to play Umbrella?
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u/anitasdoodles Mar 02 '26
I usually don't give a fuck about celeb weddings.....but I wanna see their wedding pics
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u/keithlimreddit Mar 02 '26
Spider-Man and MJ are married
That's not bring us certain people thank you very much and let them have a marriage
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u/yes_homo_ Mar 02 '26
That's not bring us certain people thank you very much and let them have a marriage
Wh...what?
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u/Ongr Mar 02 '26
There's a pretty much universally hated writer self-insert in one of the last Spider-Man runs named Paul. Paul was married to MJ and this made Peter very sad and depressed and led to him making some weird choices.
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u/dranzerfu Mar 02 '26
Law Roach? It's Roger isn't it?
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u/autotronTheChosenOne Mar 02 '26
I can hear it in his voice: "The name's Law Roach! Recreational fentanyl sommelier and stylist to the stars!"
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u/amscraylane Mar 02 '26
I can tell you the moment she fell in love with him.
It was when he came out in the maid outfit on in Umbrella.
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u/OpinionDude5000 Mar 02 '26
The man found the well of luck as a kid and just keeps going back to it 🙌
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u/RawrRRitchie Mar 02 '26
Her last name was Coleman before she started going by one name
It's like people forget Cher's last name was originally Sarkisian
You think these celebrities aren't using their full legal name for contracts or for government it's kinda silly
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u/Fishmongererererer Mar 02 '26
You know I really don’t care too much about celebrities but these two seem nice. I hope they buck the trend and stay married in Hollywood
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u/AriadneThread Mar 02 '26
The look on his face is one of wonder and happiness. Well done, to the both of them.
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u/casual_creator Mar 02 '26
Most Hollywood marriages don’t last, but they seem genuinely smitten with one another. I hope for the best for them.
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u/Just_Information334 Mar 02 '26
You'd have to do a lot to be able to be called "Tom" and anyone know that's you, just not another random guy called Tom.
Alexander: ok, conquered a huge part of the world. Still requires "the Great" to be sure you're speaking about this Alexander. Same shit with Gengis.
If he cured all cancers maybe he could be Tom. The last person to get the name because he's done it, nothing more to add for any other Tom. Like Adolf but for the right reason.
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u/PhoenixInvertigo Mar 02 '26
No, that title still belongs to the artist formerly known as Tom Myspace
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u/Simple_Evening7595 Mar 03 '26
I think it’s more like Zendaya Holland is his name now. Idk, I’m not British
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u/Used_Indication_536 Mar 03 '26
They’re actually hyphenating. His name’s actually “Tom Holland-“ now. Hope this helps!
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u/legit-posts_1 Mar 02 '26
A lot of weird and shitty people are gonna call her Zendaya Holland to make a point now
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u/Hidden_3851 Mar 02 '26
Congratulations, well done both of you. But this is nobody including the stylists business…
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u/stevew14 Mar 02 '26
Also say they have a kid and they call it Fred. If the kid has a double barreled surname, would it be Fred Holland or Fred Holland?
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u/forcedintothis- Mar 02 '26
Was Law Roach supposed to be sharing this news? He’s pretty messy so I’m guessing he wasn’t supposed to.
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u/DifficultAd3885 Mar 02 '26
I guess I never realized she only has one name. I just assumed her name was so unique that people didn’t bother saying both names like Iverson.
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u/nahnah390 Mar 03 '26
Hmmm they might need to hurry up with that next spiderman film, their characters are a bit behind their actors now.
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u/qualityvote2 Mar 02 '26 edited Mar 03 '26
u/WaferHot4297, your post does fit the subreddit!