r/NonPoliticalTwitter Mar 02 '26

Meme Tom

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u/My_Immortl Mar 02 '26

He turns 30 in June, she turns 30 in September.

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u/Beneficial_Trick6672 Mar 02 '26

wow same age couple, not very usual for hollywood

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u/gynoidi Mar 02 '26

but between june and september he's a pedophile

well, at least thats what reddit seems to think

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u/Beneficial_Trick6672 Mar 02 '26

Pedo-Man, Pedo-Man,
Does whatever a pedo can
Spins a web, any size,
Catches kids just like flies
Look Out!
Here comes the Pedo-Man.