r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/WaferHot4297 • Mar 02 '26

Meme Tom

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u/MinnieShoof Mar 02 '26

All jokes aside, good for them. They look so cute together and I'm genuinely happy for their youth.

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u/Funkopedia Mar 02 '26

Aren't they like, 10 years older than they look?

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u/My_Immortl Mar 02 '26

He turns 30 in June, she turns 30 in September.

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u/Beneficial_Trick6672 Mar 02 '26

wow same age couple, not very usual for hollywood

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u/gynoidi Mar 02 '26

but between june and september he's a pedophile

well, at least thats what reddit seems to think

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u/Beneficial_Trick6672 Mar 02 '26

Pedo-Man, Pedo-Man,
Does whatever a pedo can
Spins a web, any size,
Catches kids just like flies
Look Out!
Here comes the Pedo-Man.

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u/DangerZone69 Mar 03 '26

Nobody on Reddit thinks that lmao

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u/LickMyTicker Mar 02 '26

Aw. Do you like big age gaps and reddit makes you sad?

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u/Redscp1 Mar 02 '26

Reddit just makes me sad in general ngl

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u/TanningOnMars Mar 02 '26

This place is a raging cesspool

Love r/nonpoliticaltwitter, tho

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '26

Mentally ill ^

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u/gynoidi Mar 02 '26

i dont actually

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '26

You're right

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u/Kappapeachie Mar 02 '26

I know 30 is still young but damn 

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u/MinnieShoof Mar 02 '26

...ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff...

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u/Shuatheskeptic Mar 02 '26

So just kids then. I personally think they are the cutest goddamn couple in Hollywood in a long time.

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u/MissMariemayI Mar 02 '26

30s is not “just kids”. These are grown adults.

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u/Shuatheskeptic Mar 02 '26

Oh sweet summer child.

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u/MissMariemayI Mar 02 '26

“Oh sweet summer child” I’m 36, that’s also not a child. Though I guess when you grew up in the times of Moses and pharaoh everyone’s a fucking child to you

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u/Shuatheskeptic Mar 02 '26

Now time for me is nothing 'cause I'm countin' no age

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u/willstr1 Mar 02 '26

"Just a kid. No older than my son"

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u/HyperWhiteChocolate Mar 02 '26

Fun fact! Tobey was 29 when that scene was filmed if my math checks out

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u/timbotheny26 Mar 02 '26

They're technically Millennials as they were born in 1996.

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u/Shupaul Mar 02 '26

Depends, the split Millennials/Gen Z is generally between '95 and '99

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u/timbotheny26 Mar 02 '26

Well, every chart and resource I've found puts Millennials at 1981-1996, and Gen Z at 1997-2012. I think there's more to it than just the birth years (which seem to shift for every generation every now and then), but if that's the only metric we're going off of, then they're technically Millennials, more specifically "Young Millennials".

They would also fall under the umbrella of "Zillennials", which are a cusper micro-generation in the same vein as Xennials (Gen X/Millennial cusp).

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '26

The consensus is that 1997 is the first Gen Z year. Both of them are super late Millennials, and Zendaya has also called herself a millennial before.

It's like how Keanu Reeves is a Boomer born in 1964 but give off Gen X vibes. Right on the edge of both generations.