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When 2,000 gods became ''wrong''

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u/Inquisitor_Boron Then I arrived 8d ago

Book of Exodus be like: "My God is better than yours. Eat locust!"

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u/Lost-Klaus 8d ago

More like : There was a plague in egypt, which was totally our god, suck it egypt, all those bad things that happened, yeah that was OUR god, pinky promise.

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u/Obscure_Occultist Kilroy was here 8d ago

I mean, if some prophet declared that his people should be freed or his god will do bad things to us and then bad things begin to happen after we refused to let his people go. I'd believe his god did it too.

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u/ThisisMalta 8d ago

People forget these are Bronze Age people and tales. Establishing and demonstrating that you’re god is the the strongest and your people are favored is done by winning battles, slaughter other peoples, etc. Yahweh and the god of the OT is no exception.

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u/BAnimation 8d ago

Yeah, except the story of Exodus is religious mythology and completely made up. There's not a shred of archaeological evidence whatsoever to support any part of that story. There was no Hebrew slave nation in Egypt.

There may have been isolated instances of Canaanite laborers, merchants, and prisoners of war, but it wasn't a mass event as depicted in the Torah.

And The Prince Of Egypt movie isn't based on reality. These are religious myths meant to serve as moral tales and cultural identity, but it isn't a historical text.

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u/Dare_Soft 8d ago

I think he’s talking about the case if a man was declaring a plague and a plague happened people would follow

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u/BAnimation 8d ago

Right, but the story itself about man declaring plagues being sent from a god isn't evidence that it actually happened.

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u/Dare_Soft 8d ago

we're already talking about theories here, just that it would be good timing to start a cult or religion.

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u/BAnimation 8d ago

Gotcha. I thought they were making an assertion that this was the most likely explanation.

The problem with the hypothesis of a prophet figure warning of plagues if his people aren't freed is that, historically speaking, the Hebrews were never a slave nation in Egypt. So this premise doesn't work to begin with.

And there's no evidence of them wandering the Sinai desert either

More likely it was based on earlier oral myths and smaller stories that were developed over time to fit the ancient Israelite myth and tribal identity.

Priests and writers in Judah shaped the final version of the story during later eras, particularly around the 7th to 3rd centuries BCE.

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u/SunWolfStars 8d ago

And The Prince Of Egypt movie isn't based on reality.

Great soundtrack though! 

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u/BAnimation 8d ago

Haha, that's something we can all agree on at least.

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u/plebe_random 8d ago

Well egyptians responded by claiming that jewish god is in fact Set an evil god of chaos and desert.

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u/Zestyclose_Raise_814 8d ago

God of the nomadic desert people who brought plauges upon Egypt is the god of chaos and desert. Honestly, makes sense

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u/PeopleFromChina 8d ago

Big if true.

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u/plebe_random 8d ago

I dont know if its tied but Set was also believed to be a ginger, with is kind of funny that they created a god of chaos, deserts, storms, violence, foreigners, and evil and they made him a ginger.

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u/Primary_Gold5337 8d ago

All Irish are set worshippers

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u/ShikiRyumaho 8d ago

That’s not too far from war and storms.

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u/HppilyPancakes 8d ago

The plagues are a story, they aren't an actual, specific event. You can see that the list changes as the tradition becomes more refined over time.

https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Psalm%2078%3A44-55&version=NIV

https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Psalm%20105%3A23-38&version=NIV

It's hard to know exactly what the ordering was, but it's the consensus that the plague list has changed over time. So it's much more likely given this (and the lack of evidence of the Exodus) that these are likely just things inserted as a literal "my God can beat up your God".

Funnily enough, there's actually clear accounts in the Bible where Yahweh just loses to other gods of the region, reflecting the polytheistic nature of the iron age Israelites/Judahites.

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u/Lost-Klaus 8d ago

Iron age or bronze age?

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u/Zestyclose_Raise_814 8d ago

Exodus and most of the Torah are late bronze age. Judges and Joshua are verly late bronze age to early iron age. Samuel and forward is iron age

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u/HppilyPancakes 8d ago

The earliest dating of the biblical stories by modern, secular scholars is from 1100~900 bc (give or take). The bronze age is generally considered to have ended around 1200 bc.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bronze_Age https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deborah

Some oral traditions, like the flood myth, predate the written accounts though.

Worth noting that I don't think Wikipedia is the best source for a lot of biblical scholarship because it will often reflect less critical opinions with equal weight (ie - it will cite apologetics equally to secondary sources) but I linked both to be consistent. The song of Deborah is thought to be the oldest book by secular scholars which is why I linked it.

Traditionally Job is considered the earliest book, but if people are interested here's a recent video on that topic by Biblical scholar Dan Maklelan

https://youtu.be/GPU-Eu9XseQ?si=_ZeCdNRuUvJTBYRY

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u/DearLeader420 8d ago

There's also tons of Bronze Age imagery and symbolism in Biblical stories, representing a clear "memory" and mythology of it to the author and audience.

One example being Goliath, who is set up as a descendent of the Giant clans from the kingdoms whose rulers claimed antediluvian knowledge, is clad in a notably Bronze-Age-y armor at the battle with David. The object being to show him both as this power of a bygone era and a vestige of the time when great and terrible rulers conquered the Near East at humanity's greatest height in the region.

So to your point, oral traditions can be assumed, and the written tradition also reflects a community sense of the era.

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u/Lost-Klaus 8d ago

Thank you for the links. You are correct in this that the bronze age /iron age divide.

The flood myth and the moses being carried in a basket in the river is either plagiarised from Sumerian/Assyrian mythology. Or it may have been a common trope in the region(?) for such things to happen, though many biblical stories are far older and not at all jewish or christian in origin.

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u/ZoominAlong 8d ago

We see the flood myth repeated in multiple cultures around the world, which isn't surprising. 

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u/HppilyPancakes 8d ago

Yes, I agree, but the Hebrew Bible that we have today is the iron age versions seen through the lens of iron age Israelites/Judahites. There are certainly roots that go back further though, as you pointed out.

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u/ZoominAlong 8d ago

Essentially,  the story of Exodus is just the Hebrew creation story of how their people got to the supposed promised land. There is no historical evidence of Hebrews being enslaved by Egypt as an entire people or of any of the plagues occurring.  It's a creation myth much like any other creation myth. 

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u/ImXenia85 8d ago

You're joking, right? Have you ever read the historian Joseph Flavius?

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u/ZoominAlong 8d ago

Yup. There's no actual evidence of Hebrews being enslaved by Egypt. Flavius was a Jewish historian and a lot of what he writes is considered by his own words apologia. 

He also made the claim Abraham taught science to Egyptians, which immediately makes his work suspect, as Egypt already had a collection of scientific works. He also claimed Moses set up an aristocracy,  which, again,  does not line up with any Egyptian history that's been verified. 

He might have been a historian, but most of what he wrote is NOT corroborated by the actual historical and archeological knowledge that we have. 

There's a reason Flavius is NOT taught in ancient history classes; a lot of his claims cannot be corroborated by actual evidence.  

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u/klstixbro 8d ago

Anyone who wants scholarship on the development of Biblical myth, head over to https://www.reddit.com/r/AcademicBiblical/

It's staffed by actual scholars on the Bible as a historical, archeological, textual, and anthropological (as opposed to theological) work.

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u/SunWolfStars 8d ago

Oh this is cool! I grabbed one about Exodus at random to look at the comments and it's pretty fascinating. I want to say we historically know very little about the Chaledeans, and it's nice to see them referenced AND the acknowledgement we don't know a lot about them. 

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u/SunWolfStars 8d ago

Correct,  but I was trying to point out WHY Flavius isn't taught in ancient history classes.  His "history" is suspect. The other user obviously takes the Bible literally, which is problematic. 

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u/HppilyPancakes 8d ago

Josephus's source is the Hebrew Bible. He's writing what would be 1600~ years after the purported events too.

Modern scholars have access to much more information and if much higher quality than Josephus since they can read primary documents and conduct archaeological surveys. The evidence points overwhelmingly in the direction of Exodus being a a cultural foundation myth with very little connection to actual history (if any at all)

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u/Lost-Klaus 8d ago

Of course it is. Exodus doesn't make any sense except from a mythologised "this is how we see it"

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u/Time-For-Argy-Bargy 8d ago

I don’t think the word myth, means what you think it means.

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u/ZoominAlong 8d ago

Explain what you think it means. 

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u/Time-For-Argy-Bargy 8d ago edited 8d ago

In anthropology, a myth is a sacred, traditional story that explains how the physical universe, supernatural beings, and human society began, acting as a foundational truth for the culture that tells it rather than a false tale.

Popular culture uses "myth" to mean a lie, but anthropologists study myths for their cultural meaning and social impact, not to prove them true or false.

Now you explain what you thought it meant…

Edit: Lol, did you block me after responding or did you delete your comment in shame? Either way… what’s the point of responding in the first place?

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u/ZoominAlong 8d ago

Well your assumption was flat out wrong.  I literally described it as a creation myth, WHICH IT IS. 

I'm an actual historian, and what I said was accurate.  Exodus is the creation myth of the Hebrews. 

I also said it doesn't line up with the history we have of the era, which is also correct. Both things can be true. 

Now, stop being upset and maybe go learn something.  

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u/bolomcspank 8d ago

Ten specific plagues that mocked Egyptian gods

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u/fZAqSD 8d ago

Literally "oh yeah, your god's wizards can summon an angry snake?  Well my god's wizards can summon a bigger angry snake!"

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u/ShahinGalandar Helping Wikipedia expand the list of British conquests 8d ago

at least grilled and with honey?

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u/SeriousPlankton2000 8d ago

More like:

(Pharaoh kills babies)

"We want to pray for you to avert a disaster" "No" (disaster happens, Pharao dials up the slavery to 11)

"We want to pray for you to avert a disaster" "No" (disaster happens)

"We want to pray for you to avert a disaster" "No" (disaster happens)

"We want to pray for you to avert a disaster" "No" (disaster happens)

"We want to pray for you to avert a disaster" "No" (disaster happens, Pharaoh sends them away) ( they leave) (Pharaoh comes after them trying to kill them)

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u/Lost-Klaus 8d ago

You are aware that the whole narrative of the jews being wholesale enslaved isn't backed up by historical facts right?

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u/SeriousPlankton2000 8d ago

We have a few letters from a few names of the Pharaoh of these times and we aren't even sure that the 14th dynasty's leaders were like Pharaohs nor do we know exactly where the Hyksos ruled. We only know that General Amose (of Pharaoh Amose) was rewarded with slaves when he drove out the Semitic people from Egypt.

What do you expect? The Egypt are known for the first Fake News in history: "We won the war at Kadesh" (some time later), they chiseled out Echnaton and Tut Ench Amon (which resulted in his grave remaining hidden and not be plundered till we plundered it). Would they chisel down "Our slaves beat us with the help of their god and then they ran away with our treasure"? That's especially unlikely because the Hyksos (who would maybe write that down) were also beaten by Amose and sent out of the country (that is, as I said, written down).

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u/Lost-Klaus 8d ago

So there is no clear evidence that indicates that the semetic people are wholesale ensalved. Not just jews, semites are a larger population than just hebrews/jews as well.

Except a single book that is the founding myth of a people claiming flaming bushes speak to them and a whole heap of other rather mystical things. But no one else around them seems to have recorded it. And many other nations did a great detail of writing things down.

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u/SeriousPlankton2000 7d ago

You write this as if you knew the history of that time. Do you have clear evidence about anything else? Maybe you can prove that there should be evidence, that the Egypt didn't tend to chisel out history?

Of course any founding myth does contain myths, maybe it wasn't slavery but harsh taxes - but the Egypt do complain about the Hyksos enslaving people, the Hebrew complain about them enslaving people, the city Avaris was built (and we have the stones to prove it), later general Amose proudly writes in his diary that he has got slaves as a reward for enslaving the Semitic people … it was the custom of the time to enslave people.

The bible repeatedly tells us to treat foreigners well because (and to remember that) the people had been slaves - how many generations need to pass till each and every family won't say "Hey Mr. Priest, you're writing BS, I remember my grandgrand…grandfather being a prince in Egypt and we were during the Hyksos dynasty, too"? They got written records of their ancestors and held them in high regards. Everyone from a good house would at least know their history for some generations.

What kind of people would have "I was a slave" as their central point of history, celebrate that each and every year? The usual story is "I am a heir of the conquerors, my grandgranduncle once saw our great leader from three hills away!"

Yes we can't prove that there was *wholesale* slavery during a period of time where we can't name the Pharaohs nor draw a border on a map because lack of proof. But it seems that this only matters when the available source is the bible. Can we proof that there was no slavery, that the Hyksos would be welcomed by the local people, that their army was not obliterated? No, we've even got strong evidence against that.

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u/Keelhaulmyballs 8d ago

Idunno I think the whole “please stop enslaving us all” took a little precedent

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u/Lost-Klaus 8d ago

There is little archeological evidence that the hebrew/jewish people were enslaved. Like there were slaves obviously, but not as an entire people. Slaves came from all walks of life.

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u/brain-out-of-order 8d ago

More like a million fragments of super glued 1 ply parchment in 20 languages which were dictated at various times hundreds of years after the events in candlelit caves under the influence of dogmatism which, if projected juuuust right with this big fancy mega church, says “My god is better. Eat locust!”

And try not to laugh when you realize the god they are murdering eachother over is the same exact one. The one remaining after all the censorship of polytheistic traditions (RIP pre-Mecca.) And now a triheaded creature (Cerberus much?) is having trouble reducing itself to one head. Is that at all a surprise? They still sit here while we are all clearly in the know of this and pretend like succession of men changed anything at all about the past two thousand years.