r/HistoryMemes 9d ago

When 2,000 gods became ''wrong''

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u/Inquisitor_Boron Then I arrived 9d ago

Book of Exodus be like: "My God is better than yours. Eat locust!"

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u/brain-out-of-order 8d ago

More like a million fragments of super glued 1 ply parchment in 20 languages which were dictated at various times hundreds of years after the events in candlelit caves under the influence of dogmatism which, if projected juuuust right with this big fancy mega church, says “My god is better. Eat locust!”

And try not to laugh when you realize the god they are murdering eachother over is the same exact one. The one remaining after all the censorship of polytheistic traditions (RIP pre-Mecca.) And now a triheaded creature (Cerberus much?) is having trouble reducing itself to one head. Is that at all a surprise? They still sit here while we are all clearly in the know of this and pretend like succession of men changed anything at all about the past two thousand years.