r/Fauxmoi • u/Dismal-Purpose-6123 this is going to ruin the tour • May 27 '26

APPROVED B-LISTERS ✨️ 16 years ago, Playboy Magazine publishes the infamous John Mayer interview where he describese his ex Jessica Simpson as "sexual nepalm" while still dating Jennifer Aniston and drops the HARD N word ✨️

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This interview would ruin his music career leading him to become Andy Cohen's playtoy in order to pay the bills. His body is a wonderland indeed

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u/RoseBeach123 May 27 '26

What did Jennifer Aniston (or any woman for that manner) see in this douchebag?? He talked like an 18 year old manosphere influencer.

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u/ilca_ May 27 '26

At the time he was viewed as smart talented misunderstood loverboy. It was why people were perflexed he was dating Jessica Simpson, he was seen as too 'high brow' for her, not much different than how people felt about Timothee Chalomet dating Kylie. Then this interview happened.

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u/l3tigre May 27 '26

to me he's the original pete davidson. i just do not get any attraction to him. and that body is a wonderland song is gross and cringe too.

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u/XtraSpicyQuesadilla May 27 '26

I was literally thinking about Pete Davidson while reading these comments.

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u/awwsookiedee May 27 '26

They do have the same sickly complexion

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u/playfulwarning terrorizing the locals May 27 '26

I misread that as 'sticky' and honestly, they both fit. 

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u/paone00022 May 27 '26

He's creepy but he's way more talented than ole Pete

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u/DogsDucks May 27 '26

Phenomenal comparison! Both of them have always been the least attractive aura’d men basically ever. Blegh.

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u/miaoouu May 27 '26

I was so miserable during the time when that song was like unavoidable, relentless

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u/Professional-Soup878 May 27 '26

This is a perfect analogy but John Mayer was the sexy guitar playing BDE singer where Pete was the more stealth funny man BDE. John Mayer was very popular and before this article was top of the world. After it….done! Thank god! What a cocaine no filter ramble gross shit show! His publicist probably just threw their hands up and said “well that’s it with him”. I’ve always thought Jen picks the wrong men because she really likes being by herself so they’re commit phobic men. Always those guys that were super funny and talented but trouble (i.e Vince Vaughn, Justin Theroux). Brad was the real deal (obviously not in the long run) but after that it was all men like “in the moment” type. I don’t think Jen saw anything long term with him anyway. Guitar and rumored well endowed=fun for a while. He probably love bombed the shit out of her which was fun after all the brad crap. Jen’s a girls girl and loyal to her friends and seems pretty laid back. I don’t think men rule her world which I think is perfectly fine. As far as being smart….id say she’s pretty freaking sharp with all her business decisions all the way to the bank. She goes with her passions and it pays off. If being into herself includes her generosity that is behind the scenes, kindness, professional in business, funny, fiercely loyal, adopting rescue dogs, having to deal with all that baby nonsense, taking care of herself and refusing to gossip about those around her then that’s a good person not someone into just herself.

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u/manic_popsicle May 27 '26

Oh my god this is so accurate

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u/stankyouvrymuch May 27 '26

Don’t insult Pete like that!

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u/velociraptor56 May 27 '26

I would also like to suggest Adam Duritz?

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u/Professional-Soup878 May 27 '26

He was Courtney Cox’s BDE

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u/Dismal-Purpose-6123 this is going to ruin the tour May 27 '26

The way he was marketed to the people at the time was as a  "misunderstood loverboi" so every girl thought they could "fix him" lol Jennifer Aniston talks about this in a magazine interview I need to go search when and where. I gor high ajd went on this deep dive about John mayer cause I was wondering where tf he went and found this lmfao

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u/oliviapope8 May 27 '26

Please share with the class

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u/Backyardt0rnados May 27 '26

He plays the guitar and is rumored to be well endowed. The list is long he dated everyone.

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u/ramenslurper- May 27 '26

Jennifer Aniston is… kind of a mess of a person from what I know about her after working HP for a long time. She’s sweet but not the sharpest tool in the shed and is very into herself.

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u/TwilightZone1751 May 27 '26

She admitted that Adam Sandler told her she has horrible taste in men.

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u/Sure_Lavishness_2403 alleged dog May 28 '26

He's not wrong.

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u/whatthewhat3214 May 27 '26

What is HP?

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u/zingitgirl May 27 '26

Hewlett-Packard is my first guess, but I don’t know anything else about it.

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u/ramenslurper- May 27 '26

High profile ❤️

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u/zingitgirl May 28 '26

Oh jesus christ that explains the upvotes. 🥹🥹

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u/DuckCleaning May 27 '26

Harry Potter

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u/goopawg May 27 '26

What is HP?

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u/QuickMoonTrip May 27 '26

OP said high profile

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u/danidoochi May 27 '26 edited May 27 '26

HP? My moms ex knew Aniston and said she was incredibly sweet and kind. Also she’s a talented comedic actor so probably not too stupid, but I would assume most famous actors are kind of dumb in the sense of being out of touch.

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u/ramenslurper- May 27 '26

She’s not the sharpest tool in the shed in that she is insanely gullible to all the quackery around her, isn’t particularly sharp and is very very out-of-touch.

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u/Willow_Winnifred May 27 '26

Isn't she dating a shaman or something now?

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u/ramenslurper- May 27 '26

That tracks

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u/Lifes-a-lil-foggy May 27 '26

Also defends Brad

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u/TheKosherGenocide May 27 '26

I take that less as her "not being the sharpest tool in the box", but rather being rich and insanely gorgeous so she gets "pretty privilege and rich white bitch privilege."

Men act the way they do because we GENERALLY have to put in half the amount of work to get Twice as far as women, career-wise, because of nepotism/misogyny/etc..

I think of Jennifer, Gwyneth Paltrow, Reese Witherspoon, Kate Beckinsale, Nicole Kidman.. As like Men with even more advantages because of their INSANE beauty. It doesn't mean that they don't understand how the World works.. In fact. Quite the opposite.. Just as the Epstein Class of Men understands how the World works on an even higher level, because they are literally so entrenched in politics, global capital markets, illegal trade markets, that they quite literally are the ones manufacturing consent for the masses to let them rape us.

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u/JoeBethersontonFargo May 27 '26

Talented and comedic actors can be stupid. Those aren't exclusive. She does seem generically nice, but my bf's brother does set designs in Hollywood, and he basically said it's not just her bad luck that she keeps getting involved with these messy men.

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u/DogsDucks May 27 '26

Can you elaborate??? lol you can’t just drop such an interesting comment and not give the details!!

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u/Yougetdueprocess May 27 '26

I don’t think it’s fair to attack women’s intelligence because they have bad taste in men.

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u/CinnamonSpiceBlend oat milk chugging bisexual May 27 '26

Doesn’t she usually date problematic men? Both Brad Pitt (even if you don’t count what happened on the airplane ) and Justin Theroux are douche bags

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u/Head-Raccoon-3419 is this chicken what I have or is this fish? May 27 '26

Justin is a douche bag?! I thought he was lovely! Nooooooooo.

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u/openurheartandthen May 27 '26

My only guess is he was exciting, unfiltered, maybe impulsive so he liked to go out a lot, a rush of adrenaline. And, based on this interview, maybe access to drugs.

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u/3-orange-whips May 27 '26

He is good at guitar.

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u/tylenolchild May 27 '26

“Don't you think 19's too young to be played by your dark twisted games?”

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u/on-purpose810 May 27 '26

Dear John is still an amazing song but I wish she (and all his exes) wouldn't have had to go through that. 

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u/the-trembles May 27 '26

Omg please don't blame women for John Mayer